Chapter 64: Or a Diary of Deformation
When the show was broadcast, a picture in picture was added to the picture later. It was the scene of Brother Shu yue picking iron sand on his face in the basket in "The Transformation Diary". The boss's temperament is full of domineeringness:
"Eliminate harm for the people, do not hesitate to do anything!"
Boom ~
The explosion special effect, Brother Shu was blown to a black face and smoke came out of his head.
The barrage called him a good guy and added meat sausage to the later stage.
In fact, Brother Shu has long been popular on the Internet, mainly because his coquettish temperament is so charming that he has been made into various ghost emoticons by sculpted netizens, which is even more popular than the emoticons of Li Junzhe and Zhang Cheng.
Su Ye has put out a set of old man’s emoticons on QQ. This is the source of my childhood happiness, and I will share it with you.
In fact, Su Ye really thought about joining the army. Isn’t it good to be an air force pilot to drive the J-20?
Isn’t this more interesting than going to Peking University Junior Class to find abuse?
Su Ye has a forced digit, and he is not a real genius, so he can only count half of it at best.
No matter how smart he is, his decades of experience and ability to build a thinking tower in his previous life are the capital for his life.
When Su Ye started cooking, he was confused. Who made the stove?
"Ahem cough cough..."
Su Ye and He Mingliang were choked by smoke and escaped from the kitchen.
The smoke rolled in the kitchen.
The program team thought it was on fire and was a little panicked.
Su Ye looked at the director team helplessly, and was no longer able to complain, and shook his head with his hips on his hips.
He Mingliang walked to the program team: "I can't stand this. When you were making the stove, did you never consider adding a chimney to it?"
Director: "Ah? You still need to make a chimney?"
Su Ye raised his hand: "My pot! I didn't have enough supervision. School started some time ago and the school was busy. They originally made a new stove. I asked them to visit the village and learn to make the earthen stove. I never expected it! They learned it vividly, but there was no chimney..."
He Mingliang smiled angry, threw a shoe at the director, and asked Su Ye again: "Didn't you just say you like that kitchen? Didn't you find there is no chimney?"
Su Yetao hand: "Who could have thought of this? Are you mentally retarded if you don't make a stove or a chimney?"
Screen playback.
A few days ago, director Zheng Xun took photos of his fellow villagers' local stoves and brought several staff members to imitate the local stoves, working diligently and concentrating on their work.
The camera is given to the program team, and later everyone is given a "cold" sign, but director Zheng Xun stares at a glowing "intellectually retarded" sign.
He Mingliang picked up his shoes and put them on them, sat on the steps with Su Ye and looked at each other and smiled bitterly.
This guy has a high emotional intelligence, and throwing his shoes is actually looking for repairs for Su Ye.
Before, Su Ye threw his shoes and smashed Zheng Xun, and he became accustomed to it within the program team. In terms of this, Zheng Xun was taken up by Su Ye as a genuine director. In the end, Su Ye was still the one who checked the quality of the program, but the audience didn't know it, which could easily affect Su Ye's image.
It would be normal for He Mingliang to smash it again, and the director seemed very easy-going, well... he was amiable.
It was five o'clock when I found that the stove had no chimney.
what to do?
It was definitely too late to make a chimney, so Su Ye had to plunder the stones on the yard wall and build two stone stoves in the yard, one big and one small. He went to the back of the house to dig some yellow mud, add water and paste it on the stone stove.
I found a few iron bars from the tool room and inserted them horizontally at the middle of the stone stove to serve as a furnace bridge.
I sat on the pot and tried it, it was OK.
Moving the tools and ingredients out of the kitchen, the two continued to cook, while discussing whether the director deliberately made things difficult for them to avoid making chimneys.
Finally, the two concluded that the director did not mean it, that he was just a mentally retarded.
The barrage is already laughing crazy:
"Hahaha……"
"This is the most embarrassing time I've ever seen Brother Wen."
"Shame, Waterloo!"
"No chimney? Is it serious?"
"Did the program team do it on purpose?"
"Is it really the stove made by the director?"
"Talent!"
"Don't you want a salary for the director P's mentally retarded brand?"
"The producer is Su Ye, it must be Brother Wen who asked P."
"It's still stable."
"Brother Wen teaches on-site."
Half a chicken is divided into two dishes, one is stewed in soup, one is made of taro chicken, and one is made of soybean pork belly and vinegar and cabbage.
The rice was stuffed in the small pot, and the chicken was roasted in the large pot. The soup was already boiled, and the pork belly and cabbage had not yet been put into the pot.
The sky is getting darker.
He Mingliang used an electric kettle to boil water and rinse two cups of coffee, and sat with Su Ye in the chair in the pergola, enjoying the sky and mountains, and... the two plowing fields.
"It's almost done, call Tu Tu and Xiaoqiang back?"
"No hurry, they still have the strength."
"I'm not afraid that they don't have the strength, I'm not afraid that they will get tired of the cows from my fellow villagers."
"It makes sense... let them stop plowing the fields and go to cut cattle grass. The village rules are that if they use other people's cows, they have to be responsible for feeding people."
"Ah? Hahahaha..."
Soon, He Mingliang called Tu Jun and Qi Dongqiang back.
Qi Dongqiang led the cow and consciously tied it to the boudoir of the mule sister Wang Defu, then carried a large backpack and handed it to Tu Jun with a smaller backpack.
Tu Jun was covered in mud and looked dazed and exhausted. He took the basket and said, "What are you doing?"
Qi Dongqiang handed him another sickle: "Cut the cow grass."
Tu Jun: "Isn't this still a metamorphic diary?"
He Mingliang: "It doesn't matter. If you are tired of tutu, sit down and rest for a while, I'll go mow the grass."
Tu Jun was startled: "Then forget it, I'll go."
Brother Dog can only follow Brother Qiang.
The program team indeed gave Dog Brother who works, he didn't know how to mow the grass, but Brother Qiang did it, teach him step by step, and teach him.
At dusk, on the hillside.
Brother Qiang had already cut a large basket of cow grass, stepped on it tightly, and then baled the grass into handles and inserted it on the upper edge of the basket, which was densely packed. This basket must be forty or fifty kilograms.
Brother Dog is still catching him blindly, and there is less than half of the grass in his small backpack.
Tu Jun turned his eyes and looked at Qi Dongqiang: "Qianzi, you cut it so quickly? It's so amazing!"
Qi Dongqiang sat on the ground and smiled silly: "Hehe...I'll wait for you."
Tu Jun: "..."
After a while, Tu Jun said, "Qianzi, please help me cut the grass, and I will send you good things back."
Qi Dongqiang said seriously: "No! You are immoral and do your own things! Hard work and self-reliance are the basic virtues of every young man."
Tu Jun: "No, we are mutually beneficial..."
Qi Dongqiang: "You are bribery!"
Tu Jun: "..."
Is Brother Qiang stupid or not? Help him cut the grass? If Brother Ye knows this, don’t scold him for cheating on others?
This city kid must have come to receive re-education from Brother Ye. He is as clever as me and will never be fooled!
It's already dark.
The exhausted Tu Juncai came back with Qi Dongqiang on his back with grass. He couldn't rest yet, so he had to go feed the cows first.
Fortunately, Sister Mule was still working at the village chief’s house, otherwise she would have to feed the mule.
Here, Su Ye found the director: "Make a bet? How about rewarding us for fifty dollars if you can eat more than three bowls of rice tonight?"
Zheng Xun thought for a while: "Four Bowls."
Su Ye: "Trade."
Chapter completed!