Chapter 380: Q&A
At six o'clock, a barbecue grill was set up in the yard and a whole lamb leg was grilled. A group of people were cutting snails, Su Ye and the kitchen made spicy crayfish. A total of twenty-three pounds of crayfish, a full pot of crayfish were almost coming out.
The fragrance scattered in the air, and people outside were swallowing while cutting snails.
The last dinner at Mushroom House is naturally full of heart.
No matter how rich it is, it can't eat twenty kilograms of lobsters, so Su Ye served a basin of spicy crayfish and brought it to the staff of the program team.
Lao Bai, who was chatting with snails, took off his gloves and jumped into the house, and brought a pot of ice cream to sell: "On the last day, a discount promotion, a piece of ice cream only costs nine yuan, only nine yuan..."
The staff of the program team became hilarious.
Lao Bai also felt very funny, but he didn't know that everything was just for everyone to cooperate with him in acting.
After lobster, there are sauerkraut fish, fried bacon, stir-fried vegetables, braised chicken feet, and finally fried snails...
At seven o'clock, the meal is served.
The food is cold.
This is also the norm for mushroom houses, but it does not prevent everyone from eating delicious food, after all, it is summer.
He Mingliang brought beer to everyone's teapot. As long as he didn't give the camera, the audience wouldn't know if you drink gasoline and don't spit fire.
A program where there is no script, no game session, and even the director sleeps at any time and anywhere is so casual, but it is this inexplicable sense of randomness that makes "Mushroom House" stand out among all variety shows.
Everyone was eating, drinking and chatting, and the atmosphere was very good.
Chen Chichi: "Suck! This snail butt must have been cut by me, it has a sense of intimacy. Suck, this butt is not familiar..."
Lu Han: "I suddenly don't know how to answer."
Bai Zhantang: "You ask him if this butt is mature."
Director Teng is very simple: "The small snail butt must be mature, but the big butt may not be?"
Tu Jun: "Hehehe..."
I don't know what this guy is thinking about, but he smiles unhealthy.
Lao Bai, who was gnawing on the crayfish, suddenly asked Su Ye: "Brother, I have a question to ask you."
Su Ye took a small sip of beer: "You ask."
Lao Bai: "Is there any way to make the child like to go to tutoring classes? My child is resistant. When I am at home, I always escort him to him every weekend. Principal Su can help solve it."
Su Ye nodded: "You should go back and ask Anji, when you grow up, will you come back to visit you every week."
Lao Bai smiled and said, "Is that need to be said? He will definitely come back."
Su Ye smiled strangely: "Wrong! I definitely won't come back to see you."
Lao Bai: "Why?"
Su Ye shrugged: "Because when he grew up, he picked up his children to cram school every weekend. How could he have time to see you, an old man?"
Old Bai was speechless.
Lu Han: "Brother Ye is insightful!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: "You are a shit!"
Lao Bai was a little dazed: "Suddenly I remembered that I haven't been home to see my parents for a long time."
Su Ye clinked a cup with him and said, "I'll give you a suggestion, don't send your children to cram schools. Not only is it wasted money, it also makes the children and the elderly unhappy. On the weekends, I'll take the children to see their parents, and everyone is happy."
Lao Bai: "But what if the child loses at the starting line?"
Su Ye said: "Children who can lose at the starting line will lose in any place, any occasion, any field. The advantages obtained by tutoring and exploitation will only make the children more vulnerable."
Lao Bai was thinking and was moved.
Zeng Xiaoxian asked secretly: "Ono, your junior and high school seem to be tutoring for one day a week, and you can make up for half a month during winter and summer vacations!"
Lao Bai: "Yes! Why?"
Su Ye was confident: "In order to let them win at the starting line! Your children in the city are so good at educational resources and teaching staff, and they are also engaged in off-campus tutoring? They have the ability to do on-campus tutoring, and they don't charge money and can also include food and accommodation! I want to tell you, all those tutoring institutions should be cancelled."
Gu Zha/span>Old Bai: "You are very double-standard."
Su Ye: "It's not that I have a double standard. If the children in the city don't have such good educational resources and so many tutoring, we wouldn't squeeze rural children like this. If you want to win at the starting line and go to a prestigious school, how simple are we? Just walk out of the mountains."
Lao Bai smashes his mouth: "The crayfish is quite fragrant."
He is not going to argue with Su Ye anymore. Although Su Ye is talking about all the fallacies, one thing is right. He should take the children to accompany the elderly more.
He Mingliang began to adjust the atmosphere again and raised his hand: "Principal Su, I also have a problem."
Su Ye picked out a snail meat with a toothpick and handed it to Zhang Sinuo, who couldn't suck snails, and said, "Yes."
He Mingliang: "How to prevent children from playing game consoles during summer vacation?"
Zeng Xiaoxian answered: "Just don't buy a game console."
Lu Han: "Smashed the game console."
Su Ye shook his head: "You are so cruel! The correct way should be to put the game console in his schoolbag."
Zeng Xiaoxian: "Why?"
Su Ye: "Because... he may not necessarily open his schoolbag during the summer vacation."
Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked. The snail that had just been picked up fell on the table.
Lu Han: "Hahaha... so talented, so I'll ask a question too. Brother Ye, what do you think is the difference between rock and pop music?"
Su Ye: "Rock music is not convinced by life, but pop music is convinced by it."
Slap sex...
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone couldn't help laughing out loud. Director Lao Teng choked. Zeng Xiaoxian was pinching him and was kicked.
Tu Jun put down his chopsticks: "It's my turn!"
Before he knew it, he started playing a Q&A game on the dining table, and Su Ye solved his questions on the spot.
Tu Jun: "How to make the other person uncomfortable with one sentence?"
Su Ye: "The wrong place on your tongue."
Tu Jun: "I...hey? Hey...so amazing."
Everyone felt discomfort.
Lu Han: "Is it my turn? Brother Ye, will you let your son play football in the future?"
Su Ye: "It's all my son who plays football!"
Lu Han: "Why are you scolding?"
Su Ye: "Sorry, please ask again, this part was cut off just now."
Lu Han: "Then... if you go to a restaurant, such as more than a hundred people queuing up in front of Brother Xianhe Village, how should you get in line?"
Su Ye: "Order their takeaway, and it will arrive in half an hour at most."
Lu Han: "..."
Su Ye’s sexy operation is one set after another.
My sister was also encouraged to ask questions. She had been struggling for a while and asked, "I am timid, how can I make me dare to watch horror movies?"
Su Ye: "Two tablets, one plays horror movies, and the other plays news broadcasts."
Finally, Director Teng: "How to prevent sudden death?"
He Mingliang smiled so hard that his face sucked: "What's the problem? Su Ye is the principal, not the dean!"
Su Ye smiled confidently: "It's not a problem for me! Just burn some money for yourself every Qingming Festival, and accumulate a lot of money. In this way, you can prevent the dilemma of not spending money after sudden death. Believe me, no friend who has accepted my advice has ever died."
Chapter completed!