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Chapter 379: Rest assured pork

The BGM of "Erquan Yingyue" sounded again, and Lao Bai was so tired that he was sweating profusely.

Zeng Xiaoxian was eating dog food in the Mushroom House Pavilion. The sponsored dog beef pellets tasted really good. This guy was still polite while eating, which made the three dogs in front of him drool.

He Mingliang was speechless: "Don't eat it! You have finished it all."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's really delicious, delicious in the world!"

Director He was speechless: "You are a man who even robs dog food."

Zeng Xiaoxian is shameless: "Who is a plain girl?"

He Mingliang picked up the smaller one: "This, the youngest among the four brothers and sisters in the universe, is also the only dog ​​that has not been adopted."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "If you adopt this dog, will you receive free dog beef pellets provided by your sponsor?"

He Mingliang was stunned: "Uh... I don't know this, I have to ask Ono."

Su Ye, who was stewing the soup, poked his head out of the kitchen window: "Don't let him adopt it! If he takes it back, the dog will starve to death."

Director He spread his hands: "Look."

Zeng Xiaoxian was very regretful and looked at the camera: "It doesn't matter, Mai Fudi's dog beef pellets taste really good! Friends who don't raise dogs, don't miss it. I decided to go back and stock up with a few bags."

After saying that, I kneaded another beef pellet, which is not much different from beef jerky.

This guy openly ate dog food on the show, not only did he make the advertisement, but he also made the show effect well, and even confirmed his silly character.

I have to say that the sense of variety shows is born, and it is no wonder that Zeng Xiaoxian and several other artists made a new show that became popular last year. "Running Man" is the only variety show that can be compared with "Mushroom House" last year.

These two programs directly make "Three Days and Two Nights" and "Oriental Got Talent" S-level variety shows...

The era of a major reshuffle of domestic variety shows has arrived!

The phone rang.

Zeng Xiaoxian came to answer the phone: "Hey?"

Opposite: "Hello, is it a mushroom house? I want to order food."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I won't accept orders today!"

The opposite side smiled: "Hahaha, you guys cheat me."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Tell me what you want?"

"Boiled and cooked with hot noodles."

“Don’t do it!”

"Then what should we eat?"

"We are not welcome to eat if you don't work."

"Can we come?"

"Does love come or not?"

"I……"

"Dou~"

Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone strongly and snorted coldly: "What's the attitude of the guy who ordered the food? He's still braised."

Su Ye: "There are only one place in the world who eat braised and cooked."

The two of them spoke in unison: "Kyoto native, hahaha..."

So, the two tacitly came out to prepare labor tools for the new guests, picking up snails, catching fish. After the waterproof clothing, hats, water boots, bamboo baskets, fishing nets and other tools were prepared, Zeng Xiaoxian threw the tools directly outside the yard gate.

"If they don't let them enter the house, they will be allowed to eat after fish and snails are caught! Who are you afraid of any work, just want to come and have a meal?"

The reason why I dared to play like this is mainly because I came from Zeng Xiaoxian’s acquaintance, Lu Han in "Running Man", and one of the four returning sons who debuted in Nanbain with Zhao Yijie and others in a team.

Soon, Lu Han and a big belly film director arrived.

"Welcome!"

"Warm welcome!"

"Rarity guest!"

"Okay, don't leave."

"Just there, put down your luggage."

"Yes, then you bring the tools and go to the fields to pick up snails and chat about fish."

Fat director Lao Teng obediently put down his greeting: "Oh, I understand, is the game part of the program team?"

Lu Han: "I feel something is wrong."

Grill lice

"Don't come back to have a meal if you can't get it."

"There is no surplus food in the mushroom house!"

"Snails and fish of the same weight are exchanged for the same portion of food."

Su Ye made the final decision: "No! One pound of fish or snails, change the name of the movie you will call it once."

Lu Han: "I'll fight now, "****"!"

Su Ye: "It will be dropped later."

Lu Han: "Why?"

Su Ye: "Don't think you are a top star and I won't bully you."

"Ahhaha...they are both! You are also very good!"

Lu Han was suddenly praised for feeling comfortable and began to wear waterproof clothes.

Su Ye has always been a person who cannot get up early without profit and has no connection with Lu Han. The reason why he agrees to him is not only because his popularity and traffic are as high as Su Ye himself, but more importantly... he doesn't spend money.

Speaking of which, Lu Han and Su Ye are quite similar. They are both top idols, and they become famous through variety shows, and they also... have no works.

Of course, Su Ye was too lazy to make records.

Director Teng was very tricked and said seriously: "Xiao Lu, this is the game part of the show, let's cooperate. It should be! For our movie "****."

Then, the two went to work strangely. They happened to meet Lao Bai coming back with a mule and a carrot.

The old white-faced smiled so hard: "Yes, yes, yes, it's the game stage, and I'm going to pull radish."

The two of them believed that they had fallen into the paddy fields.

Zeng Xiaoxian became more agitated and took Lao Bai and his sister to pickle radishes.

Su Ye took off the bacon and brushed it hard with a steel wool ball. This smoky old bacon was very fragrant and it was difficult to wash. After washing, he cooked it again and continued to brush it. Finally, he cleaned it.

The bacon pig skin changed from black to golden yellow.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already pickled the radish and cut the side dishes aside: "Hey? Why am I doing work again?"

Su Ye: "The magic of the mushroom house!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "Magic power! What are you? Fossil bacon? We have so many dishes tonight and so many crayfish, can we not eat this?"

Su Ye: "The smoked old bacon in the farmhouse is very fragrant."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I don't care if he smells good or not, this pork looks worried."

Su Ye thought for a while: "I'll turn it into a safer way and eat it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "????"

Su Ye is gone.

Zeng Xiaoxian continued to cut vegetables and had to check out the soup of Buddha Jumping the Wall from time to time. Last year, Su Ye cooked three mushrooms for him, saying that Buddha Jumping the Wall, which was extremely perfunctory. This year, the real Buddha Jumping the Wall, which made him very satisfied, so he couldn't help but start cooking.

But Su Ye has been walking for too long, right?

Zeng Xiaoxian was alone in the kitchen.

Finally, Su Ye came back, took a round radish and a box of ink paste and poked the bacon skin.

Four big words on the round stamp: Rest assured pork.

Su Ye looked at Zeng Xiaoxian: "Don't you feel relieved now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth and was stunned.

The program immediately replays the scene of Su Ye huddling in the corner of the living room to carve radish seals, with skillful techniques and superb skills.

Barrage:

"Don't worry!"

"I'm totally relieved!"

"This carrot seal is too realistic, right?"

"Brother Wen: Come to the Mushroom House by engraving seals and applying for certificates."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"I'm so laughing, I'm so worried about the pork."

"Zeng Xiaoxian was frightened."
Chapter completed!
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