Chapter 2: Brother Wen
The village chief is a little arrogant and a foolish girl. I brought it here, why can't I see it?
Su Ye: "Bring the door with you by the way, thank you."
The village chief was so angry that he blew his beard and deliberately kicked the bamboo courtyard door open. He walked away a long way and looked back reluctantly. If that beautiful girl was dragged into the corn forest to play...
This paragraph was cut for granted, and this one was cut out as well:
After saying hello to the staff, Su Ye ran over and asked Lin Xueer: "Sister, do you like men with melancholy temperament, tenacious style, indomitable, talented and caring? I can introduce it to you."
Lin Xueer was stunned: "Ah? Who?"
Su Ye pointed to the "paralyzed" father next to him and said, "I am an old man, forty years old and still unmarried. If you are interested, I will call you mom now."
Lin Xueer is irritated, and she is talking nonsense...
Old Man Su’s smile gradually became perverted, his son was so filial!
The cameraman was chuckling, and the picture was shaking a little severely, but fortunately they were cut off.
Su Ye: "You can call me dad and uncle."
Lin Xueer: "What is your name Uncle?"
Su Ye: "My father's name is Su Shu, the big tree."
Lin Xueer: "Uh, Ling Zun's good name, but I am now focusing on my career and will not consider personal issues for the time being..."
Su Ye: "Okay, I feel sorry for you."
Lin Xueer waved her hands wildly: "Ahem... let's start recording the show."
Finally, Su Ye sat honestly on the small bench for an interview, his eyes cleared.
Ah... It seems like I'm talking nonsense again, the standby mode is not reliable.
After traveling through time, in order to store literary and artistic works from his previous life, Su Ye built a thinking tower in his mind, and spent a lot of energy to maintain it every day. Therefore, in daily life, he has three modes, standby mode, serious mode and rampage mode.
The program was recorded for half a month, and the notice fee was 30,000 yuan.
After completing the interview, you will pay 10,000 yuan in notice fee, and after recording the program, you will pay the remaining 20,000 yuan, and you will also have a reward share.
At this time, Lin Xueer finally had the opportunity to examine the rural protagonist of the show head-on.
Su Ye is a little thin, wearing a shabby but clean white shirt, with rough skin but delicate facial features, and a hint of laziness that caught the girl off guard. He smiled so purely, and there seemed to be a whole starry sky in his eyes.
Lin Xueer's little heart thumped twice, and she blushed and forgot to ask a question.
Su Ye said: "I'm sorry to be so handsome that it's all my fault. I advise my sister not to judge people by their appearance. They have the same beauty and the same interesting soul. To be ashamed, I have only two."
"puff……"
Lin Xueer smiled and finally came to her senses, thanking Su Ye a little.
At the beginning of the interview, Lin Xueer asked questions according to the question card, which was quite normal, but Su Ye’s answers often made her unable to resist.
for example:
“What is your ideal?”
"Protect world peace!"
"Ah, this..."
"Sister, why are you distracted? Let me look at the question card, um... will you feel inferior about your life experience and growth environment? Huh! The screenwriter level is limited. I have such a handsome, handsome and talented father. How could I be unhappy? Living in the city, attending cram schools every day, and even taking the last exam without childhood, then you should feel inferior, right?"
Not only Lin Xueer was stupid, but also the cameramen and staff were stunned. They had never met such a coquettish rural protagonist...
Barrage:
"Damn it! This is a master!"
"Call mom on the spot?"
"Great filial son!"
"I have a premonition that Su Ye is going to be popular!"
"Sorry, I'm so handsome."
"Protect the world peace? What the hell!"
"I love Su Ye very much, I feel that he can kill all the previous protagonists in seconds."
[Once Canghai, I rewarded Su Ye with 1 Rocket: for the sake of the world's nuclear level!]
"Now you start to fight the Rockets?"
"A thousand dollars!"
Lin Xueer was about to get the question card back, but a rural man rolled and crawled into the yard with a cigarette in his mouth and said nervously:
"Nono! My family is about to give birth!"
Su Ye immediately stood up and said solemnly: "Fifth Lao, I can't go, I'll go to help your baby."
The man bowed and said, "Thank you, thank you..."
Su Ye took out the lighter, lit Ye Ziqi for the old man, went back to the house and picked up a wooden box and left, not caring about the program team at all.
The program team naturally followed and was a little interested.
Lin Xueer chased Su Ye: "How can you deliver your baby?"
Su Ye: "Of course, I taught it by the old man."
"Why not send it to the hospital? If something happens...you are still a child..."
"With me here, there is no problem!"
"What if?"
"You know nothing about strength."
"ah?"
Lao Wu thought Lin Xueer was naughty: "Don't talk too much, just eat one or two after death. Just save the sow and most piglets."
Lin Xueer: "Is it... to deliver the pig?"
Su Ye: "What do you think? Tsk tsk, you're a college student..."
Lin Xueer: “…”
Is this still filming?
The assistant director who followed him nodded decisively, his eyes shining. He had a premonition that he was going to be out of the circle this time. He was not as obscene as the people under his command!
Everyone came to Lao Wu's house, and the local dog barked at the program team, and Lao Wu's wife was so anxious that she was dying.
Su Ye kicked the local dog away with one kick and said to Lao Wu: "Sow usually gives birth to cubs at night, and during the day... it is very likely that it is difficult to give birth, so you must be mentally prepared."
Lao Wu was frightened: "Then, then...what do it? Xiulian has always been healthy, will she suffer from labor?"
Su Ye walked towards the pigpen: "Don't worry, I'll check it first."
After saying that, Su Ye turned over and jumped into the pigpen, lay down on Xiulian's pig head, which was lying on the side and humming.
Lao Wu was pacing back and forth anxiously outside the pigpen.
Su Ye stood up and said, "There is no difficult labor at present. Lao Wu, go get a clean towel. The amniotic fluid has been broken..."
The cameramen surrounded the pigpen, and four shots were shot against each other.
Soon, the first piglet was born.
Su Ye pulled the umbilical cord four or five centimeters from the pig's belly, held up the pig's pussy with both hands, took the towel handed by Lao Wu, and wiped the mucus from the pig's body to prevent the pig from losing temperature and catching a cold.
Lin Xueer covered her face, peeked through her fingers, and said, "Su Ye, the program team has scissors."
Su Ye: "Broken scissors can easily cause excessive blood loss."
After saying that, Su Ye took out iodine from the wooden box and applied it to the end of the broken navel to disinfect it. By the way, he injected two milliliters of potassium permanganate water into the piglet with a syringe to prevent the piglet from having diarrhea.
The equipment and technology are all from his father Shu brother, and Su Ye often attends with the old man.
At this moment, the barrage exploded...
“Awesome (broken sound)~”
"The most sexy protagonist in the past transformation diary!"
"As the name of people, wild enough!"
"My child is still wet with a bed at the age of fourteen."
"I don't care about me, so I'll meet with you.
"The most handsome stable woman."
"We Ono are men, so we should be called Brother Wen!"
"The title of Brother Wen, Tianxiu!"
"Step up!"
"Come on Xiu Lian!"
[Brother Nian Dao, reward 1 yacht in Suye: versatile, reward!]
[Burning Love·Jiu"Get out and reward 3 yachts in Suye: Ji's pride is not allowed to cry after defeating him. Want to win!]
[Burning Love, Unrulyのㄝ事, reward Su Ye with a rocket: You are my candy, so sweet that you are sad!]
Chapter completed!