Saturday, September 17, 2011, morning.

Accompanied by the barking of the dog next door, the village chief wore a Zhongshan suit and rushed into the dilapidated courtyard of the Su family and shouted:

"The master of the program team is here. What are you two men doing? Come out and greet them quickly, and there is also a pretty female master."

"Wait, I haven't finished my homework yet."

In the yard, Su Ye didn't raise his head, sat on a very short stool, using the high stool of the Eight Immortals Table as a desk, and was doing homework while lying down.

woman?

It will only delay my study!

After living for a lifetime, Su Ye has long been unsurprising to be favored and humiliated.

As a big shot in the entertainment industry in his previous life, he only wanted to have a happy childhood in this life.

The source of his childhood happiness was on the bamboo chair next to him... Su Ye's father, with his neck, legs and one hand, stubbornly wrapped around the leaves cigarette with his only remaining hand.

This guy broke his leg by digging his bird's nest half a month ago. He rode a mule with his legs apart four days ago. He failed and twisted his neck and arms. Well, one eye was swollen like a light bulb, with only one slit left, which was the medal he left when he poked a honeycomb yesterday.

Because Su Ye likes to eat candy.

I heard that there was a beautiful female master. Old Man Su struggled to get up, but his son glared back at a glance, with an awkward expression and a slutty look on his face.

Lin Xueer, an intern host of Xiangnan TV, wore a rabbit-eared headband and walked into the courtyard with the cameraman and staff.

Lin Xueer took a deep breath: Come on, Xue Xuezi! Show well and strive to become a regular as soon as possible.

Then, she said to the camera:

"Hello everyone, the audience of "Metamorphosis Diary", I am Lin Xueer. Now we have come to the home of the rural boy Su Ye. Their family is a particularly poor household and has no stable source of income. Su Ye's father's left leg was a little disabled. Not long ago, he broke his right leg, left arm and neck again, which made the already poor family... worse.

Two weeks later, when the show was broadcast, only Lin Xueer was given a very short shot.

Most of the pictures are dilapidated houses, lack of furniture, Su Ye who focuses on his studies, and Su Ye's father who is injured on many sides of his body.

Lin Xueer came into the house, which was dilapidated but neat, and the certificates covered with two walls were shocked by her:

"We can see that Su Ye's family is very poor and does not have decent furniture and electrical appliances, but he is also very rich. Knowledge is the real wealth! Let's get to know this rural protagonist, and hope he is not too shy."

So, the barrage is full of sympathy:

"This uncle is so pitiful, hahaha..."

"No, I can still bear it when I put it in plaster, but my eyes really can't bear it."

"The real family is barely barred!"

"Su Ye is so handsome!"

"Look at Su Ye's father's image, good bamboo shoots are produced!"

[Love cat jelly, give Su Ye an ice cream: This appearance will make your debut directly!]

【Wanting, reward Suye with 1 motorcycle: Come on, Xiaoshuai Pot.】

The world's technology is more developed, and the entertainment industry has also risen.

Although it has just entered the 4G era, TV programs have been connected to WeChat and QQ, and can send barrage in real time and even give gifts to favorite guests.

In the show, Lin Xueer greeted Old Man Su and walked towards Su Ye.

Old Man Su stared at Lin Xueer straight, and the turtle was so sturdy! His head turned with Lin Xueer's beautiful figure, and then...

"Ah...Oh yo~ I've suffered a miserable life..."

Old Man Su held his neck with his hand, and he was so painful that he thrust.

The barrage is full of haha.

Lin Xueer came to Su Ye, squatted down and said, "Hello, Su Ye, I am Lin Xueer, the host of Xiangnantai Station, can I interview you easily?"

Su Ye's hair is messy and slightly curly, and her skin is slightly dark, but she looks very good: "Inconvenient."

Lin Xueer: "How old are you this year...uh..."

inconvenient?

Su Ye: "I'm doing homework, sister. What are the three expressions of quadratic functions?"

Lin Xueer was shocked: "Two, quadratic function? I don't know..."

Su Ye looked up at Lin Xueer, with a disgusted expression, and then he buried his head in continuing to do his homework:

"I didn't ask you, I'm just reading the question. General formula: y=ax2+bx+c, vertex formula: y=a(x-h)2+k, intersection formula: y=a(x-x1)(x-x2)."

Lin Xueer said awkwardly: "Oh..."

Su Ye: "Sister, have you never read a book? You can't even have such a simple question?"

Lin Xueer was anxious: "Who said I had never studied? I had studied! I also went to college!"

Su Ye: "How old is it?"

Lin Xueer: "emmm..."

Barrage:

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"That guy turned his head to look at the beauty?"

"You are disabled and have a strong will!"

"Is it okay if it's inconvenient?"

"This season of "Metamorphosis Diary" is going to be against the will of heaven."

"Quadratic functions? Have I learned them? I have returned them to the teacher..."

"Lin Xueer is anxious, she is anxious, she is anxious."

"How old is it, hahaha..."

[Burning Love·Liaofan Saint, reward Su Ye with a sports car: My demeanor.]

After thinking about it carefully, Lin Xueer showed off: "My university covers an area of ​​more than 4,000 acres. Do you think it's big?"

Su Ye: "Sister, isn't the reason why universities are called universities because they are large? The book says that universities are schools that implement higher education, a unique organization, and a higher education institution that is both interconnected and consistent with the economic and political institutions of society. "

Lin Xueer: "Ah...this...right."

Su Ye took out a ruler and started drawing pictures, and asked casually: "Sister, how old are you?"

"Twenty-one."

"Oh, haven't graduated yet? Have you talked about a boyfriend?"

"without……"

"Have your family started urging me?"

"Yes! Every time I go home, my aunts and aunts will introduce me to each other. I don't know what to hurry, and my work is not stable yet..."

"It's good to work hard, but you also need to take into account personal problems."

"The main reason is that I didn't meet the right one, hey? I'm interrogating...will I interview you or do you interview me?"

“Each picks and picks…”

"Su Ye, how old are you?"

"Fourteen years old. Sister, don't be so irritable. You can call me Nono."

"You...uh..."

"You have to ask me what grade I am in, what is my grades? What about my mom... I've watched these questions."

"Oh, yes! How many grades are you in?"

"In the third year of junior high school, I have the first grade in the whole grade. I am not suitable for showing off my scores. I am an orphan adopted by an old man, and I don't know who my biological parents are."

"ah……"

Lin Xueer sighed with emotion, her mind was blank, as if she suddenly couldn't speak.

After Su Ye finished drawing the picture, he looked at the beautiful big sister again: "I counted my fingers and the program team should be ready to ask a question card."

Lin Xueer suddenly woke up and took out the card from her pocket, her face blushed: "Thank you! I'm alone, I'm alone... How old are you this year? No, what farm work do you usually do at home? Are you tired?"

Su Ye continued to do his homework: "Wait a minute, there is another last big question."

Lin Xueer: "I'm sorry to bother me, you can do it first."

Why?

Why do I say such strange things?

The barrage can't laugh anymore:

"Xiao Suye is a social awesome!"

"It is not appropriate to display the score too high?"

"Orphan! No wonder he doesn't look like his father at all."

"I'm so giggling and cracking."

"How old is Lin Xueer? Visually test C."

"Can a fourteen-year-old child be adopted? My sister is missing a child."

"One upstairs, let me tell you a secret. I have many seeds that can grow children."

A few minutes later, Su Ye finally closed the homework book and put it in his schoolbag.

Lin Xueer: "Su Ye, you are about the big city..."

But Su Ye walked towards the cameraman and staff:

"Hello uncles, thank you for your hard work, have you eaten? Just eat it. Anyway, my family has no food, can you drink water? I'll go to fetch water to make tea for you. I'm so polite, that's OK. Hey! Village Chief, don't you carry feces today? Why are you still here?"
Chapter completed!