25, the goose is a wild goose(1/3)
Chapter 25
"explain."
Looking at his parents who described the miserable, Xia, Shang and Zhou looked serious and said these two words almost at the same time as Zuo Yang.
Zuo Fei stood beside Xia Shangzhou and stood by and watched. He found that although they were chased by the big goose, the two parents actually escaped from completely different styles.
Mother Xia's hair was slightly chaotic, and she was leaning against Dad Xia's eyes to wipe her tears.
Dad Xia held his wife with emotion, and his top seemed to have flapped its wings and was stained with dust.
Overall, the picture is not awkward, but a sad and beautiful scene, just like the scene where the male and female protagonists in the idol drama are hard to save. The kind of makeup and hair are intact, beautiful and handsome, unconvincing but everyone loves to watch.
In contrast, the miserable appearance of the Zuo couple, Zuo Fei held his forehead, which was so miserable, and it was miserable in all senses.
Mrs. Zuo ran in front like Xia's mother, and later, Mama Xia was led by her, so she should have no war loss like Mama Xia. But Mr. Zuo's familiar howling "run" made Mama Zuo instantly recall her past combat experience.
——From childhood, no matter whether she and Mr. Zuo fight one-on-one or group fight, they will be caught by parents on the spot seven out of ten times, especially Grandpa Zuo. If you catch them, you will be beaten and even her.
So Mrs. Zuo felt that her youth had come back, and she entered the Jianghu Great Sister's head and fleeing mode. She skillfully tore open the side hem of the long skirt, pulled it up and tied it around her waist. The long skirt instantly turned into a miniskirt, reducing the resistance to escape, and then ran wildly.
When he heard the eldest son's harsh question that looked like his grandfather, Mrs. Zuo, whose long skirt was wide open, no longer had the arrogance of the eldest sister's head, and even felt a little aggrieved. He honestly looked around and said to him: "We were, we were going to take photos and feed the geese."
Mama Xia ran too fast, and the trachoma was so irritated by the wind that she kept crying. At this time, she added sadly: "Xiaofei and Zhou Zhou are afraid of geese."
Mr. Zuo's polo shirt was bitten by a big goose and tore away a large piece from his back. Because he ran violently, he hung it on his body in a broken way, giving him a feeling of a scavenger.
When Mr. Zuo heard what Mr. Zuo said, he was originally frightened by his eldest son like Mrs. Zuo, and immediately got inspiration.
Mr. Zuo shook his feet and argued: "Yes! It's because they are afraid of geese! We feed the geese for a long time at noon and it's fine. We plan to feed them again, take the photos, teach them a lesson, cough, and motivate them."
Mrs. Zuo tacitly got her husband's thoughts, and became energetic, nodded and agreed: "That's it. We want to set a good example for our sons. Who would have thought that they were suddenly so fierce!"
They were blamed again, and Xia, Shang, Zhou and Zuo Fei stopped doing it.
Xia Shang and Zhou were all braved the cold air, looking at Xia's mother who was pretending to be innocent, and retorted seriously: "We are not afraid of geese."
Zuo Fei mocked the ragged couple of the Zuo family: "Be a good role model? You two are like this?"
Mrs. Zuo proudly put her hips on her hips: "Don't admit it? Then the puppy who ran with us just now?"
Xia, Shang and Zhou, whose language combat power is only 5, subconsciously looked at Zuo Fei and asked for support.
Zuo Fei smiled and launched a full blown attack: "We are puppies, what are you?"
For the majesty of parents and to win this game, Mr. Zuo did not hesitate: "Big Dog. What's wrong?"
Zuo Fei and Xia Shang and Zhou looked at Brother Zuo.
"Enough!"
Zuo Yang really couldn't listen anymore. He didn't speak anymore, and his dialogue level could go from quarrels among primary school students to kindergarten.
Zuo Yang stared at Mr. Zuo coldly and pointed at the key point: "Didn't you provoke the goose? Tell the truth."
The situation reversed instantly. Two small ones leaned against the elder brother, showing their heads proudly; four large ones lowered their heads and did not dare to speak loudly.
"There is one that I dare not go into the water," Mr. Zuo stammered, "I just helped it."
This is the reason, Zuo Yang asked sternly: "How did you help?"
Mr. Zuo honestly explained: "Push it with his feet, and he didn't kick it gently."
The crime scene was under the stone steps. Mrs. Zuo naturally didn't see it, but she nodded and agreed: "I really didn't kick it! I testify. Who would have thought that they were so sensitive and petty, and they were fed with their leaves!"
Mother Xia recalled that the vegetables and leaves were all from the owner Lao Wang's own home.
It's indeed a waste of time.
Serious science from Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties: "Home geese are domesticated from wild geese, with strong territorial awareness. When humans pass by, they may be regarded as provocative behavior by geese invading the territory. Pushing it with their feet will undoubtedly stimulate the aggression of the geese."
The information he carefully searched for finally came in handy.
Dad Xia was shocked and regretful: "Hongyan who passed the letter from Hongyan? This, alas..."
You are a beautiful woman, but she actually makes a goose.
Zuo Yang swept to the Zuo couple in a cold wind: "Did you hear it? Do you go and call it, and you still hope they won't fight back?"
The Zuo couple looked at each other and confirmed that they were irrefutable, so they skillfully entered the next process and showed miserable appearance.
Mrs. Zuo pulled up Mr. Zuo's torn clothes, shook at Zuo Yang and cried, "Your father was bullied so badly by the goose, and you scolded us. Look at this clothes, the big goose is very fierce. If you bite it, you won't let go. Your teeth must be sharp!"
A common sense error was found. Xia, Shang and Zhou clarified for the goose: "Geese have no teeth. However, the outer edges of the beak of the goose are jagged, called the tooth-shaped beak, which looks like countless small teeth, allowing the goose to bite off the branches to eat. There are also jagged teeth on both sides of the goose's tongue, so it is difficult to break free if it is bitten by the goose."
Zuo Yang gave his diligent and knowledgeable brother a look of praise.
Mrs. Zuo and Mr. Zuo only understood one meaning. The big goose was very powerful. Fortunately, the clothes they bit were not human.
In other words, Xia, Shang and Zhou were assisting them.
Mrs. Zuo, who felt heartbroken, was very moved. She continued to play with the gray on Xia Dad's clothes to Zuo Yang: "Look, they were still slapping people with their wings, relying on their ability to fly, chasing people! Big pillars were slapped in the head, and they were not even afraid of wolf dogs."
The big pillar lying on Zuoyang's foot, heard his name and blew in shock, begging for comfort from the master.
When Xia, Shang and Zhou were very interested in this when they read the information, they explained carefully: "The eye structure of the goose seems to be very special, and everything inside and outside the sight is reduced. Humans and wolf dogs are not as big as goose in the eyes of goose, so they are not afraid."
Dad Xia said happily: "Zhou Zhou knows goose. Why did he check so much information?"
Xia, Shang and Zhou subconsciously said: "It is said that geese are very fierce on the Internet."
Mama Xia smiled gently and said considerately: "Meeting is more terrifying than being famous?"
The Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties were halfway through the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties and froze.
He looked at the Xia couple with condemnation: "You did it on purpose."
Dad Xia and Mom Xia showed an innocent look of confusion at the same time.
Black air emerged from Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.
Zuo Fei wanted to help Xia, Shang and Zhou fight, but his identity was awkward and he couldn't think of the words for a while.
At this time, Zuo Yang, who was squatting while touching the dog, spoke.
Zuo Yang asked Mr. Zuo: "Which goose shot the big pillar?"
Mr. Zuo replied in seconds: "The one with tufts of gray hair on the tip of his tail."
wrong!
When Xia, Shang and Zhou recalled the situation at that time, according to normal logic, when the big pillar surpassed the Zuo couple and ran into the big goose head-on, and the Zuo couple was busy running for their lives without looking back, it was impossible for Mr. Zuo to know which goose fan's big pillar.
Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties said at the same time: "He lies."
Unlike Zuo Fei, who was used to criticizing Mr. Zuo, Xia, Shang and Zhou seriously stated their reasons, believing that with the scene at that time, Mr. Zuo would never know which one was just a suspect goose.
Moreover, in connection with previous behavior, the big goose with a tuft of gray hair on the tip of the tail is likely to be the goose that Mr. Zuo pushed down. Mr. Zuo's random identification is simply a revenge.
Mr. Zuo felt aggrieved: "I didn't lie!"
Zuo Yang raised a curve that was almost invisible to the corner of his lips, giving Mr. Zuo a chance to show his presence in front of his son: "You said."
Mr. Zuo stated with a clear connotation: "The three geese in the old Wang family are white, one with a black spot on the left face and one with a pointed gray hair on the tail.
"When Dazhu ran over, there was a black spot on his left face, and the goose bit my clothes, because when I closed the courtyard gate, I saw it still holding a cloth in its mouth; the white goose was chasing Brother Xia, because Brother Xia was running beside me, I saw the goose flying up to slap him, and the tail tip was not gray hair; so, the one with gray hair on its tip must be the one with the big pillar."
It is worthy of being Mr. Zuo who can remember everything except words and words.
Mrs. Zuo applauded her husband proudly.
Zuo Fei was used to it and shook his head and smiled.
But Xia, Shang and Zhou, who had first seen Mr. Zuo's unique tricks, couldn't help but be amazed by this amazing observation and memory, and immediately became awe-inspiring.
Mr. Zuo, unfathomable.
It was drizzling in the yard.
Seeing that they all ran very hard and the time for waking up was already up, Zuo Yang began to clear the scene and chase people: "Okay, let's take a shower and rest. Let's come out again at dinner time."
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More than three hours have passed, but Brother Feitian still has not appeared
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What's this? Gone are the procrastinating girls
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I knew you were still paying attention to girls
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The procrastination girl said that she would read the post after self-study. How many days have you been here? As an ordinary friend, I am just a little bit ordinary about another ordinary friend, and it has nothing to do with gender.
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Her ID has told you the answer: Procrastination lifelong member
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As its name
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To be continued...