Chapter 21

Tsk, what's the mess?

Zuo Fei subconsciously wanted to retort skillfully, but before he could speak, he saw the expectant look of the Xia couple looking at Mrs. Zuo, and he immediately lost his stance of being striking.

The parties involved have to refuse this matter himself.

Just as Zuo Fei thought of this, he heard Xia, Shang and Zhou say to the Xia couple seriously: "Don't do this, Zuo Fei is a straight man, why should he bother him to find a boyfriend for me? This is embarrassing."

Xia Shang and Zhou were caught off guard and their parents came out of the closet at the Zuo family. They were so nervous that they were stiff and did not dare to look at Zuo Fei. A beautiful face was as cold as frost and the cold air was everywhere.

The Xia couple skillfully pretended to be cowardly. Although Mrs. Zuo and Mr. Zuo recalled the fear of being dominated by Grandpa Zuo again, they still showed the chivalrous spirit that the children of the world should have. They protected the weak without hesitation. They stood in front of the Xia couple in a silly manner and said in unison: "Don't worry, Zuo Fei is not straight at all."

Not straight?

Xia, Shang and Zhou looked at Zuo Fei and faced Zuo Fei's gaze.

Zuo Fei showed his tiger teeth with a scheming attitude, giving the beauty a handsome smile from the best angle.

Xia, Shang and Zhou stayed for six seconds.

Xia Shang and Zhou lowered their eyes and said, "Oh."

Oh what does it mean?

Zuo Fei was hit.

Oh = Then let Zuo Fei help me find a boyfriend?

Oh = Although everyone is gay, you are also handsome, but I don’t like your model?

Oh = Not interested and have no feelings?

Although Zuo Fei has never been in a relationship, he is still very confident in his appearance and charm. After all, he is a man who has been admitted to school grass since kindergarten.

Moreover, Zuo Fei had vaguely noticed it before, and he felt that Xia, Shang and Zhou seemed to have some vague favoritism towards him.

But a simple "oh" from Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties made Zuo Fei fall into a whirlpool of self-doubt.

Zuo Fei could not help but remembered three phrases, three phrases that actually made him unable to let go of, and three phrases that made the otakus laugh and beat the bed.

1. Orbicularis orchid muscle.

2. Acute mild and stuffy pain.

3. Relieve after a few seconds.

If you have a good impression, will it be like this?

Based on the current situation, Zuo Fei can only draw one conclusion, that is, the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties actually don’t have that feeling about him.

Zuo Fei was hit.

But this also made Zuo Fei clearly realize that he had fallen in love with Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.

It turned out that it was not that Xia, Shang and Zhou had a good impression of him, but that he had a good impression of Xia, Shang and Zhou. Zuo Fei fell in love with someone for the first time, and he immediately realized what self-indulgent means.

Even if he had the nerve to say it out, no one would believe it.

Zuo Fei smiled mockingly.

However, the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties were once again nervous and stiff.

It was over, and I only considered an embarrassing situation before: I was discovered by the straight man Zuo Fei, who was embarrassed because he accidentally kissed him.

Now I realize that there is an embarrassing situation: they are both gays, and they are embarrassed because they accidentally kiss them.

Xia, Shang and Zhou had never played a stand-alone game of love strategy. That day, a friend of the Shudong Tower mentioned it, but he didn't care. It was only today that the friend of the building said, is this a routine not to accidentally kiss the male protagonist of the gal game?

That friend of the world did not forcefully play with memes, but made a successful prediction.

The Forum of Inhumanity is so stupid that it can be deceived by fake girls for tens of thousands of times. It shows the glory of human nature, the essence of human nature, and the direction of time and space to see through fate. Xia, Shang and Zhou deeply realized that this forum is simply unfathomable.

It seems that he used to have insufficient understanding of forums and was too narrow-minded, so he only used forums as a stand-alone game communication.

The two parents did not notice Zuo Fei's inner storm, nor did they notice the reflection and subversion of Xia, Shang and Zhou. They directly understood the "oh" of Xia, Shang and Zhou as expressing their agreement, clinked their glasses boldly, and each drank a full glass of Sprite for celebrating their achievements.

Zuo Fei was brought back to his senses by the sound of clinking cups, cheered up, first of all, bought time for himself, and asked Xia, Shang and Zhou in a relaxed tone: "Do you want to fall in love now?"

Hearing Zuo Fei's friendly questioning, Xia Shang and Zhou finally let go of their inner worries, and the little friend did not ignore him.

Xia, Shang and Zhou thought about it and answered seriously: "It's not the main task now."

This answer.

It's really the style of Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties.

Zuo Fei smiled, threw the excess frustration behind his head, and tentatively said: "Then, what kind of thing do you like?"

Xia, Shang and Zhou had never considered it at all, and could not answer for a while. After thinking for a while, I could not find the answer, so I could only ask a back question in confusion: "Generally speaking, how do I determine what I like?"

Zuo Fei thought to himself, how did I answer this? Is it a straight ball?

But the Xia couple was excited at this time.

As Xia, Shang and Zhou continued to grow, searching for information, answering questions by themselves, becoming more and more professional and skilled, and constantly climbing towards a more serious and serious direction, making the Xia couple's optimistic attitude and deception spirit increasingly useless.

Although the Xia couple's trick of pretending to be stupid is one foot taller, Xia Shang and Zhou took the initiative to ask their parents for confusion, for the Xia couple, it was a cute scene that could only be recalled in their memories, and it even traced back to the distant Xia Shang and Zhou primary school years.

It can be said that this is one of the few regrets in life for the Xia couple.

At this moment, looking at his son's confused little face that he had not seen for a long time, the Xia couple suddenly regained their past feelings.

Xia Dad said gently: "The Russian writer Turgenev, the protagonist of his works, Luo Ting, once said, 'How love arises, how it develops, and how it disappears, is all mysterious. Sometimes it suddenly comes without hesitation, and it makes people happy like daytime..."

Xia's mother added softly: "Turgenev's crush on a singer's wife, and she never married her for life."

Dad Xia optimistically quoted another writer's article: "Zhang Ailing once wrote, 'Among million people, meet the person you want to meet. In the endless wilderness of time, there is no step earlier or step later...'"

Xia Mama commented gently: "Ms. Zhang met someone who is not kind. Therefore, men who are talented and beautiful may not be virtuous. Those who are not talented may not even have appearance. Many people who are not talented and have no appearance and are not virtuous have gone. Oh, there are few good men in this world."

Xia Shang and Zhou, who had long seen through the two of them, had a cold face.

Zuo Fei, who was moved for half a minute before Mama Xia spoke to replenish her mouth, could only hold her forehead.

The Zuo couple who had learned the method of losing their books for the first time was unaware of the wise and were very excited by Xia's elegant recitation.

This tone is like a TV host, full of cultural heritage! Although they didn't understand the content of the recitation at all.

Mr. Zuo said enthusiastically: "Brother Xia and his brothers and sisters are really cultural people! These words are made up of one set of things!"

Mrs. Zuo represents the children of the world, holding Sprite to respect the two middle-aged people of literature and art, and thousands of words are summed up into one word: "Awesome."

Dad Xia was very modest and said happily: "Actually, I wanted to go over to learn crosstalk back then, but unfortunately I was not born in Beijing, Tianjin, Shaanxi and Sichuan."

Mama Xia said gently: "We are throwing bricks and attracting jade, and we can see true knowledge in life. Brother Zuo and Sister Yun, what do you have to experience of your love? Tell me out and guide the younger generation."

Mrs. Zuo blurted out: "Just look right, why don't you?"

But as soon as Mrs. Zuo said that she immediately felt that she had less parallel than other people's sets of words.

And the key is that both sons were looking at them. Mr. Zuo and Mrs. Zuo suddenly remembered that Zuo Fei didn't know the truth about how they got together. After all, they made up a seamless love story for Zuo Fei back then.

So Mr. Zuo coughed inadvertently, pretending to be careless.

Mrs. Zuo looked at each other, turned around and muttered quietly.

After getting the words together, the two turned around and started from Mr. Zuo: "Actually, we have no experience to impart. Because of our affairs, we can only sum up eight words."

Mrs. Zuo put on a shy expression that seemed to have never rolled up her sleeves and fought with the Zuo family's pen from the age of eight to nineteen, and said word by word: "Cold-hearted."

Mr. Zuo showed a chic smile that seemed to have never rolled up his sleeves from the age of eight to nineteen and had fought with the crazy woman in the Liu family, and said word by word: "I have no guesses for two young people."

Childhood sweethearts, no guesses for two young people.

Xia’s father and Xia’s mother were very moved and applauded the love they had grown up with respect. Mr. Zuo and Mrs. Zuo were also very satisfied with their miracle. Following the clapping, the parents’ table heard the endless applause.

...It was so stupid that I couldn't see it, Zuo Fei covered his gaze with his hands.

Xia, Shang and Zhou had completely given up the option of asking for help from their parents and opened the forum app and sent a new message. However, before he could refresh the reply, Dazhu, who was taken to the suburbs of the village to complete the training program, came.

The big pillar seemed to have divided a dog square again. As soon as the professional released the leash, it rushed to the barbecue grill with affection. After rubbing against Brother Zuo for a long time, he was ordered by Brother Zuo to leave. He was in a good mood and ran to Zuo Fei and Xia Shangzhou. He rubbed his head one by one, and his head tilted and rested against Xia Shangzhou's legs.

Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties were attracted by the Dazhu and asked Zuo Fei: "What's wrong with it?"

Dazhu is a purebred German wolfdog trained at a police dog training base since childhood. Because he was too close to others, he was eliminated in the middle of the journey and then arrived at the Zuo family.

As soon as he arrived at the Zuo family, Dazhu entered a rebellious period with a broken dream.

Compared with the later couples in the Liuzuo family, the initial rebellious period showed no aggressiveness, which was manifested as not caring about everything, and they lie down with a cold face every day except eating.

Mr. Zuo and Mrs. Zuo are both relaxed and free-range for their sons, and even more spoiled for dogs. They eat as much as they want, but there is still not enough.

Originally, Dazhu had more muscles, and was several laps larger than ordinary mixed wolfdogs and large pet dogs. The exercise volume suddenly decreased and the appetite suddenly increased. In just one month, Dazhu's weight increased, and he soared along the way to grow fat.

Brother Zuo went on a business trip and had a month to discuss business. When he got home, he saw a black-haired pig.

Brother Zuo once thought that the Zuo family had been trapped in a classic pet pig scam.

Until the black-haired pig slowly walked to Brother Zuo and let out a shy cry of "Wuwu".

Brother Zuo was shocked at the time and thought that fortunately he had always firmly grasped Xiaofei's right to education. Otherwise, a good big wolfdog could raise a pig for his parents. If Zuo Fei threw it all over the place, what would he have to develop?

Finally, Brother Zuo took over Dazhu's custody and education rights, and specially found professionals to arrange training for Dazhu. He let Dazhu live in the past police dogs and dogs every now and found a nutritionist to lose weight and gain muscle, which made Dazhu grow from a black-haired pig back into a big wolf dog.
To be continued...