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442: Funny Pig Bajie and Group Chat Human Light(1/2)

Just when Hongjun was still fiddling with the chat group,

The couple in the yard had not finished quarreling yet. Erniu thought she had already compensated for what had happened just now. Could it be that she still wanted to get entangled?

Fairy Chang'e thought, what should she pay? She had to see how he would pay her for years?

"You really confused me. I don't know what you mean?" Erniu became stubborn. That was enough, but he was a bit weird. If he changed to a normal man, he should be angry when facing this fairy Chang'e?

"My last name, what are you pretending to be?" Perhaps seeing a familiar face, Fairy Chang'e completely forgot to wake up his memory, thinking he was still him, "Do you think I will stay with you and don't leave?"

"You help me do something. After I finish it, I will never bother you again." Fairy Chang'e, who was wearing a light purple palace outfit and aloof and clear manner, pulled Erniu and was about to run away. Erniu was so scared that he hugged Fang Liangzhu with both hands, "Let's go out!"

"No, I won't!" "Let's go~"

In desperation,

Erniu still asked Fairy Chang'e to pull it out, and she kept urging: "Hurry up."

When this beautiful fairy Chang'e pulled Houyi out of the house, the crowd that had not dispersed was so envious that Erniu was so blessed! He was watching and pointed at him, "This fairy is looking for Erniu." "Oh, why is it him?"

Not to mention the onlookers,

Fairy Chang'e was awesome. She directly pulled Erniu to the suburbs of the mountains and even climbed an extremely steep mountain.

And Erniu finally couldn't help it, "What did you bring me here for?"

"What are you doing? Just like before, you do whatever you used to do, and now you do." This place is deserted and there is a young friend in the group coming over, and he wants to transform into an old driver!

However, Chang'e refers to shooting the sun. He heard that the Jade Emperor had sent the immortal god to place the shooting sun bow on the cliff in advance, and even wrapped it with a big stone.

"Before?" Erniu was depressed. I used to make big cakes. "Yes, like you did before, shine the annoying sun in the sky!"

"You said you shoot the sun?" Erniu looked up at the sky and saw two golden fireballs hanging high in the cloudless. He felt dizzy just by looking at it.

"Well, come with me!" Fairy Chang'e continued to pull him until the top of the mountain and saw a half-human-high round stone, with blue fairy light shining around the stone. "Did you see this stone? Just use your power to open the stone."

"There are the divine bows and the divine arrows on the sun shooting here. Just pick them up and pull them gently." Fairy Chang'e had a slight smile on her stunning face, and her jade fingers also pointed to the sun in the sky. "That hateful sun will set, and there will be a complete end between us."

From the words, Fairy Chang'e descended to earth and wanted to be crazy about Houyi. Besides the strong reaction when he first met and a little memory, Chang'e seems to feel that Houyi is still betrayed by him, and the two of them don't seem to have a deep hatred. So what did they experience?

"Are you shooting the sun or not?" After arguing with Erniu, Fairy Chang'e found that he was still pretending to be crazy and stupid. He immediately realized something in his heart, "I understand. It turns out that you have always held a grudge against me. You hate me for stealing the elixir of immortality and going to the heaven alone to live a life of a god, right?"

Alas~ Such a beautiful girl turns out to be crazy and pitiful~ But how could she run to the cake shop to make trouble?

Erniu fell into a state of doubt. Obviously, his thinking was not on the same line as Chang'e. Chang'e continued, "But you don't know how I got through these days."

"There is nothing in the sky, I am alone there." Chang'e let go of Erniu's hand and said to herself, as if complaining. "I endure it day by day, and I try to forget all my happiness so that I won't go crazy, but I haven't forgotten your name Houyi..."

"Everyone thinks I hurt you, but you actually hurt me." Chang'e said with certainty and forced Erniu, "Why are you pretending to be stupid? Why are you pretending to be stupid? You were willing to shoot nine suns for me back then, but now you don't even want to... (Bara bar). Humph, if you want to shoot now, don't think I will kneel down and beg you."

She is not kind enough, and helping to complete the sun shooting is a task. It’s not because she is for all living things, so why should she be anxious? At worst, she can just break up! I won’t play Fairy Chang’e anymore!

It can be seen that after Chang'e finished speaking, she really left Houyi and ran back. In her opinion, Houyi did it on purpose, but she would never ask him.

then,

Chang'e returned to the street alone. As soon as she walked on the road, she immediately asked a group of ordinary people to chat with her. Seeing that she was unable to walk around, the group of men kept asking: "Beauty, who are you looking for?", "Yes, beauty, are you looking for someone?", "Beauty, you are so beautiful~"

"I'm looking for Taibai!" Fairy Chang'e said coldly. The men surrounding her were attracted by her momentum. No one dared to step forward, let alone so many people, how can we distinguish them?

"She is looking for Taibai!", "She is looking for Taibai!" The whole street was sensation. It turned out that the beauty was looking for Taibai?! Who is Taibai?

At this moment,

Taibai Jinxing, who was swinging the advanced product of a chat group on the roof of a restaurant, heard an abnormal movement, "She looked for Taibai? What does it mean to look for Taibai?"

"Buzz~"

Taibai Jinxing's figure disappeared instantly, and the next second appeared at the source of the sound and took away Fairy Chang'e, "Fairy, have your mission been completed?"

Above the white clouds,

A silver blanket was walking with white clouds, while Taibai Venus and Fairy Chang'e were sitting on it. Fairy Chang'e, who had escaped, asked, "What are you bringing me here for?"

"The air here is nice, huh, huh~" Taibai Jinxing made an exaggerated breathing action, and it was really troublesome to surround the group of people below, "Hehe, it's also convenient to chat."

"Hmph, that dead Houyi, I asked him to go to Niutou Mountain to shoot the sun. He pretended to be confused to me. He didn't admit anything I said..." Fairy Chang'e complained to Taibai Jinxing, which made Taibai Jinxing confused. "Oh, I said sister, he is Erniu, not Houyi! Anyway, you want... well, um, yes, with your current charm, every man wants to be Houyi in front of you... (Bara bar)"

"Go to you, I'm almost annoyed. Are you still angry with me?" Chang'e angrily, obviously the praise inside was very useful, and Taibai Jinxing also smiled and said, "Sister, don't do this, you will have wrinkles like this. In fact, this is simple, just let you settle a man."

Very simple! Just say it directly? Sexual seduction!

......

Back to Hongjun,

It was already evening, and when he heard the call of the uncle surnamed Wu, Hongjun and Fairy Mudan came to the living room to have dinner together.

It was a table that was shorter than when they sat on a wooden bench. At the same time, there were only three black clay pottery bowls on the table, so whether the dishes were rich or not, it must be a way to eat with the bowl and lying down to pick up the dishes from time to time.

Hongjun and the others didn't care,

But Zhu Bajie said a lot today, "The beauty is really here? Hehe, as soon as I dreamed of her, she really comes. Why are we so close to each other?"

Speaking of this,

Hongjun seemed to pretend that he didn't hear it, and Fairy Peony glanced away.

"Haha, Erniu, tell me clearly whether she came to you or me today?" Zhu Bajie couldn't stop being excited. "Hurry up and talk? Where did she go? How could you throw someone alone on the mountain?"

But the crackling sounds were endless, and the Peony Fairy had already frowned. When she heard this, she couldn't help but mutter: "Fat Pig~ I really love to be self-indulgent."

Sweat ~

Hongjun was speechless. He was here to play, and it was the leisure time in his life in Daozu, and he was too lazy to guide this confused "pig".

"I said Mudan, how could you say that?" Zhu Bajie pirated off and said to Fairy Mudan, "You have a sweetheart, so you won't ruin my little pig's good things, right?"

"Hmph, what else is there to do now?" Uncle Wu, who was also unhappy, snorted coldly, but Fairy Mudan did not rush to refute. She seemed to be in a shy state and secretly looked at Hongjun who was eating by himself, where was his sweetheart?

Being sarcastically sarcastically by two people,

Zhu Bajie noticed the atmosphere around him and finally stopped making fun of himself. He picked up a big cake and started to chew it. But after chewing a few bites, he spit it out again, "Why is this big cake so bad? Isn't it sold the rest today?"

After hearing this, Uncle Wu pointed at Zhu Bajie in his right hand, and then said with a cold face: "Is it so good to eat for free?"

Seeing that he withdrew his finger-popping hand, he continued to say, "I tell you, there is no leftover cake today, but it is not even a cake sold today!"

"Ah?" Without mentioning Erniu who opened his mouth wide and Zhu Bajie who was stunned, Fairy Peony became nervous. What if the Zuhe had eaten the rotten cake? "Brother Hong, don't eat this cake today."

Hongjun did not say his full name, but was too lazy to use a pseudonym, so he just took one of the characters "Hong".

"Yes, Mr. Hong, eat more food." Let Chang'e make such a fuss and Erniu run out to climb the mountain, and Zhu Bajie drowned, but Uncle Wu was in a bad mood today, but he didn't put his anger on Hongjun. After all, this boss was considered a "tenant", and therefore he prepared some extra meals, otherwise all the cakes would be!

"It's okay." Hongjun glanced at the five or six large pancakes stacked on one of the plates and withdrew his gaze. Of course, he would definitely not eat them. If he wanted to taste the food in the world, as a big man, he wouldn't have eaten "sorry"?

"What's so great about that? Let's see if I go to set up a stall tomorrow and sell all the cakes." Zhu Bajie, who was still missing the great beauty, also said to himself.

See this,

Hongjun shook his head slightly and did not look at them again, and soon the day's dinner ended.

Back to my room,

Hongjun finally had the opportunity to open his chat group again and first browsed the chat group records.

It can be seen above the chat group,

Dagu: Is it light? (hesitant voice)

Zhao Hao: Yes, from your tone, is it time to give up on losing your clothes? (Surprised voice)

Yan: I chose to give up on Guang? Why?

Phyllens: (a frown expression)

——The new members of the dark group are silent,

Dagu: No, it’s not that I gave up on light. (Calm voice) I just want to be with my beloved, not with the giant of light forever. As for light? I believe that in fact, everyone has the power of light in their hearts, and can also become light! Even if the darkness in people’s hearts will not fade, we must also have a bright side! (First voice)

Xiao Yan: 666... ​​Awesome, I just feel a little bit too second. (Silly smiled voice)

Zhao Hao: Compared to the second-year junior high school, are you not too gentle? @Prophet Weilun, or call the holy light in our group. (Voice of emotion)

Hong Yi: Do you have to rely on your own strength? You should strive for self-improvement. A gentleman is open and honest. May everyone in the world have a bright heart, and the darkness will eventually be destroyed. (The supreme and grand and calm voice)

Dagu: Do you think so too? By the way, some of you seem to be Chinese? (Discovered voice)

Phyllenis: Thank you, but in your world, we shouldn’t be said to be all Blue Star people? (Cold and soft voice)

Dagu: Yes! We are all Blue Star people! We have firmly believed in Tiga's power, but we should believe in our own power! Our Blue Star can protect ourselves! (Absolute voice)

Zhao Hao: Tell, are you doing it for Lina? (Tuji)

Phyllenis: You don’t understand the holy light, you just think Ultraman is light, and then you are not human? (Soft voice)

Zeng Xiaoxian: I said you two should not brainwash them, Ultraman Tiga, haha, Da Gujun, when will we fight the little monster? (Smile voice)

Dagu: Monsters...yeah, maybe they reappear. (Voice with memories)

Prophet Viron: Holy Light? Child, you misunderstood the Holy Light. I just read your chat quotes. Maybe in your world, the light is "Ultraman", but you also agree, can humans become light? Light, it is the power of protection. As long as you embrace the Holy Light, the Holy Light will protect you~ (full of wise voice)

Zhao Hao: Damn, I see what I just said is not considered brainwashing. Is the prophet's trick so high? (The expression of laughter and laughing) Damn, I always hear it, the Holy Light will fool you~

Prophet Weilun, Dagu: "..." +1
To be continued...
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