Chapter 158 You jump off a building
"Really? It turns out...you can also be in a bad mood." The wonderful shy and timid version of Shishi's unique voice appeared again.
It doesn't matter what the sound is, as long as someone listens to him.
"It's quite irritating."
"Then...what are you bothering about?" Shishi took a step closer.
"I don't know. Everything is annoying, it seems..."
My future has been messed up by a group of big guys, and I don’t know where I am; my girlfriend is unknown tens of thousands of miles away, and I haven’t seen him for a long time; I look too small, and I am often looked down upon by others.
Everything is annoying.
Lanze talked nonsense, and Shishi was very patient. Although he didn't say the subject, Shishi didn't ask any questions, she just silently grabbed his arm.
It was quite hot outside, so he shook it off immediately.
Shishi lowered her head, moved her steps, and did not catch her again.
However, she made a request in a low voice, "After listening to you talk so much, you have to promise me one thing."
"Okay, just say it."
If you have any requests, just ask, Lan Ze has no objection.
"You can also ask me for something." Shishi promised softly.
"Okay. You say it first."
"Lan Ze, please jump off a building and show me."
"What?" Lan Ze suspected that he heard wrongly.
"I haven't seen you jump off a building... Aren't you the devil?"
Lan Ze suddenly realized: A soft girl is a troublesome creature, and he had forgotten about it.
"What the hell are you trying to do?" Of course he was angry.
However, Sister Shishi immediately burst into tears and started to cry.
"Hey..." The situation was immediately out of Lanze's control, "Are you okay?"
Girl woo woo woo.
"Did I bully you? You're crying like this."
Although Shishi started crying on her own and it was none of his business, it was not good to just leave. So, he reached out and patted the girl on the back. "Be good~"
Wang Muchi leaned into his arms and said while crying, "I just want to take a look... what the legend is like."
"You asked me to commit suicide by jumping off a building late at night, just to show you?" Lan Ze said dissatisfied.
"You can also...ask me to do difficult things..."
"What difficult things can you do?" Lan Ze patted her and encouraged her.
Having said that, in the summer, it’s really hot to hug each other outside.
"You...unexpectedly?" Wang Muchi looked up at him, with a strange expression on her face.
"Don't think about it. I won't jump off the building."
"Anything~"
"I'm sleepy and have to go back to the dormitory. Are you done crying?" For the sake of being an old classmate, Lan Ze was very patient with her.
Wang Muchi threw herself into his arms and continued to sob like a mosquito.
Lan Ze suddenly caught a glimpse of a dark shadow from the corner of his eye, floating towards him.
The girl in his arms held him tightly, and it was difficult for him to jump away. So he had to pull the girl down together and kick him out.
The black figure fell to the ground slowly next to them.
"Lan Demon King, you bastard." The black shadow lay on the ground and groaned.
"Stop pretending, I'm not trying hard enough." Lan Ze quickly pulled Shishi back two steps.
The figure on the ground turned over and revealed his face, it was Zhang Hanxiao.
He got up and rushed up again.
“You fucking let go of Shishi!”
"Ah? Did you say you were addicted to studying?"
It was useless for Lanze to let go unilaterally. Fortunately, Shishi let go.
Lan Ze finally got rid of a big heat source. Zhang Hanxiao's fist was already in front of him.
Lan Ze dodged the fist, but was grabbed by the collar.
"What did you do to Shishi? What did you do? What did you do?"
"I x. I didn't do anything, okay?"
Reason is obviously not in Brother Zhang's mind. Due to the hot weather, the reason in Lan Ze's mind is getting more and more burned.
Fairy's daughter, who was in the dormitory upstairs, finally heard the noisy shouting and went downstairs to look for Wang Muchi, who had been missing for a while.
At this time, Lan Ze was rubbing Zhang Hanxiao on the ground, while Wang Muchi stood leisurely among the onlookers, watching the battle from a prime position with the best view.
"What are you doing?"
The fairy shouted, it was clear and translucent. Lan Ze looked up and saw her, and was happy.
"Fairy daughter, help me bear witness!"
"What kind of testimony? I'm just here!"
Lan Ze left Zhang Hanxiao behind, got up and went straight to Wang Muchi, picked up the man and left.
"Hey, how many times do you shout?" Lan Ze reminded the girl on his shoulder.
"Ah~~~~! Ah~~~~! Ah~~~~~~!" Wang Muchi shouted, leaving echoes all the way.
Zhang Hanxiao jumped up energetically.
"Stop!"
He chased after him.
Lan Ze ignored him, of course.
Wang Muchi had finished shouting and whispered in his ear: "Are you the legendary heartless person?"
"Shh~ don't make any noise."
Taking advantage of the advantage of running away first, Lan Ze quickly found a corner that was not illuminated by street lights, turned, dodged, slipped into the shade of a tree, and dodged again, all in one go.
While Zhang Hanxiao couldn't find them for a while, Lan Ze held up Wang Muchu's poem and sneaked back to his little tram.
After turning off the car lights and driving for dozens of meters on a deserted road, he turned on the automatic driving. The car lights suddenly turned on, and the car drove randomly in a direction away from the dormitory area.
Lan Ze feels very fulfilled after being a bad person and doing bad things.
Shishi asked softly from the back seat: "What are we doing now?"
"Wait a moment."
Lanze felt that he had a new understanding of illegal crimes.
Therefore, he turned on the projection + scanning external input function of the bracelet, described what happened at night in words, and sent it to Zhang He's college sister. By the way, he told her his conclusion:
"I feel that illegal crimes are a matter for the weak, and those who are relatively weak are more likely to commit crimes. For example, those who are weak in strength, ability, self-control, and empathy... If you can get everything through reasonable and legal means, who would be violent?
Hurtful?"
The logic was a bit nonsense, so he didn't care. Sister Hehuaer might not have time to deal with him anyway.
After typing this, he remembered what happened during the day. So he asked again:
"Sister, let me show you my simulator record. How is it? Is it great?"
He logged into the sports hall, found himself in the public score list, and sent the record to his sister.
"People like me can't go to heaven. What do you think?"
Unfortunately, he did not receive a response to the question he raised this time for many days.
After all the things he wanted to show Sister Hehuaer were sent, Lan Ze leaned back on the chair comfortably and stretched.
"Hey~" Shishi said.
"Hmm." He almost forgot that there was a big living person behind him.
"Hello~"
"Um?"
"Tell me, will Fairy Sister hate us?"
"Ah? She's older than you?" You can't usually tell. Li Xian's daughter always looks like she is twelve years old.
Chapter completed!