Half push is just right(1/6)
A good sentence without asking for reward!
Qi Lu suddenly felt that he was very good at putting on a show, but after saying this, Qi Lu regretted it. Even if he couldn't kiss the emperor's kissable lips, he still had to ask for some valuable peppercorns? He had not even bought coins for peppercorns recently. All gone.
But if you say it out loud, it will be hard to change your words no matter how much water is thrown out.
When the emperor heard what Qi Lu said, he felt unusually sincere, with a trusting smile on his face, and said: "The master is always so unrewarding, which makes me very embarrassed."
Qi Lu: "..." I feel a little guilty.
Ji Lin chuckled lowly and said, "Yes, I have thought of what kind of reward to give to the master."
Qi Lu silently thought in his heart that it was impossible to get promoted. After all, he was already the Tutor, and only ministers were left above him. But now that Duke Guo's jealous father was already a minister, it was impossible for him to replace Duke Guo.
It's impossible to get promoted, but it's possible to get rich. Maybe the emperor will reward himself with some money...
Qi Lu was thinking this, and then he heard the handsome emperor say in a gentle voice: "Then I will reward the master... to sleep with me."
Qi Lu's mind was filled with questions for a moment, what? Sleeping together, translated into vernacular, it should be - the emperor rewards himself and sleeps with him!
"Gudong..." Qi Lu swallowed without a screwdriver and looked at the emperor blankly. The emperor's smile was still gentle and upright, and he didn't feel that he had seduced Taifu Qi at all.
Qi Lu didn't know what Ji Lin thought about him, and thought that Ji Lin was relying on him. In addition, the emperor's expression was too upright. Qi Lu felt that his own thoughts were dirty, and he quickly got rid of all the improper thoughts in his mind.
Qi Lu was fighting against his "little devil" when the emperor suddenly took Qi Lu's palm. The heat in his big palm was very high, and he completely wrapped Qi Lu's palm, almost becoming a ten-digit interlocking one. screen.
Then the emperor continued to say: "The master has been busy all night, and his face is really ugly. Now he has captured the great Sima of the Song Dynasty, and also the Duke of Song. The alliance of the four countries is not going to work, so the master has nothing to worry about. Come quickly, lie down and have a good rest, then rest here."
Qi Lu: "..." That's what the original emperor meant. He was indeed dirty.
It turned out that the emperor was worried about Qi Lu staying up all night. Qi Lu was not strong and did not practice martial arts on weekdays. He mostly went to the dining room to cook. He almost fainted after staying up all night before, and now he stayed up all night again. Although Qi Lu He was still excited about catching Duke Song, but to be honest, his face turned a little pale and he didn't even notice.
Ji Lin felt really distressed. He would turn into a little local dog at night and had no way to sit at the city gate by himself. So he bothered Qi Lu to stay up late to guard the city. Now he was so distressed that he quickly grabbed Qi Lu and sat him down on the couch. He urged: "Quick, Taifu, lie down."
Qi Lu thought that the emperor really wanted to sleep with him, but it turned out that he was just worried about his own health, and was a little bit resentful. As soon as the two of them talked about this, the eunuch came in and said: "Emperor, Mr. Zheng is already outside the bedroom door. I want to see the emperor."
The emperor was just about to "sleep" with his master, but he never expected Zheng Bowen to come so early in the morning.
The sky was just getting bright and it was not yet time to get up in the morning. Zheng Boyansheng came in such a hurry so early in the morning. There must be no second possibility. He was definitely here because of the affairs of the Song Dynasty.
Indeed, this morning, Zheng Bohuansheng heard that Qi Lu had not only captured the Song Kingdom's God of War, Great Sima, but also captured the Song Kingdom's monarchs and barbarians!
This was big news. Not only Zheng Bohuansheng heard about it, but also the other Three Kingdoms Allied Forces who had not withdrawn from the Zheng Kingdom. When they heard the news overnight, they were so frightened that they began to organize themselves in the morning, fearing that the Emperor's Tiger Army might look like
They came to arrest them just as they had captured Song Gong. They quickly fled with their tails between their legs and truly withdrew their troops.
Zheng Bowensheng walked in from outside the dormitory, bowed respectfully, and said: "Wensheng pays homage to the emperor."
Ji Lin knew Zheng Boyansheng's purpose, and said calmly: "Why did Mr. Zheng come to the widow so early in the morning?"
Grand Tutor Zheng Boyuan was very respectful. He first congratulated the emperor and said: "Wensheng heard that Grand Tutor Zheng had captured the king of Song and the Grand Sima, so he came to congratulate the emperor. Congratulations to the emperor for defeating the soldiers and horses of Song. Congratulations to the emperor for having Grand Tutor Qi under his command."
It is a great blessing for me, the Emperor of Zhou Dynasty, to have Master Qi to assist such a capable person. Master Qi is also a role model for us and an example for us to learn from!"
Although Zheng Bowensheng looks majestic and rarely flatters others, once he opens his mouth, he surpasses countless flatterers, and his words are more beautiful than his songs.
When Qi Lu heard this, he almost praised himself as a flower and wished he could go to heaven!
Ji Lin chuckled lightly, not knowing what it meant. He straightened his black sleeves and said, "Mr. Zheng came here so early in the morning, surely he didn't come here to praise his virtues?"
Zheng Bohuansheng was so worried that he stopped laying the groundwork. He knelt on the ground and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, the Song Dynasty crossed the border and insulted our Zheng country without anyone. It came under the east gate and disturbed our Zheng country.
It is really hateful and shameful to disturb the people of our country of Zheng. Therefore, Wensheng begs the emperor to give Song Dynasty to our country of Zheng, so that our country of Zheng can avert its previous humiliation!"
Qi Lu finally understood. Zheng Bohuansheng had said so much. He wanted the emperor to let them deal with the captured Song Gong. One can imagine what would happen to Song Gong and Yi if they were handed over to Zheng Guo.
Even death is considered a good outcome.
After all, Zheng and Song are two different factions. For a long time, Zheng and Song have been constantly conquering and attacking each other because they are both great powers in the Central Plains. One day's hatred will be tomorrow's other. Today's Qi State is still in a "standby" state.
, has not fully grown up, so they still follow the back of Zheng State. The biggest enemies of Zheng State and Qi State are Song State and Wei State. If the king of Song State can be killed in one fell swoop, Song State will inevitably fall into civil strife. In this way, Song State will inevitably fall into civil strife.
Zheng Guo and Zheng Guo's factions will have a chance to recuperate.
Qi Lu glanced at the emperor. The emperor was dressed in black robes, sitting on the banquet, spreading his black sleeves, raising his hands, resting his elbows on the table, tilting his head slightly, and supporting the side of his face with the back of his hands.
It seemed that he was still a little lazy because he got up early, so he covered it with the hem of his other sleeve and yawned lightly.
Qi Lu's heart beat hard twice, because the Tutor had already understood his bad intentions towards the Emperor, so he felt that the Emperor was handsome no matter how he looked at it, especially his lazy appearance, which simply pierced Qi Lu's heart.
When Zheng Boyensheng saw the emperor looking so lazy, he was not as moved as Qi Lu, because he knew that the emperor's laziness was just for him to see, and he obviously didn't want to talk about this issue properly.
Sure enough, Ji Lin spoke up and said: "Mr. Zheng, I need to think again about the affairs of Song State. As for whether to hand over the king of Song State to Zheng Gong, I also need to think again. After all, Song Gong has
Wrong, he is also a duke, and Mr. Zheng..."
When the emperor said this, he stopped talking, but Zheng Bohuan had already understood, and his face became uglier. The king of the Song Dynasty, Yi Shi, had the title of duke, which was the highest among the five titles, and was named Shang Gong. And Zheng Bohuan
He was born as an earl. Although in this era of broken etiquette, anyone with a title can be politely called Duke So-and-so, but they are not really dukes, they are just honorific titles.
Zheng Bowensheng knew his position well. There was still a marquis between the earl and the duke. If the emperor asked Zheng Bo to deal with Song Gong, this would be an act of overstepping.
Zheng Bo Wensheng was not happy in his heart, but he was very respectful on the face. He raised his hands and said: "Yes, Wensheng will not disturb the emperor's rest. Please consider it again. Wensheng will resign first."
Ji Lin didn't say anything. He waved his sleeves and robe, signaling to Uncle Zheng that he could retreat.
Qi Lu looked at Ji Lin's smocked robe, and the feeling of "old father" in his heart rose again. Not to mention, the emperor had a strong learning ability. Before he came to the throne, he was not familiar with the world, and he was nothing.
The big boy who didn't understand, but he has only been on the throne for a few months, and he has learned so much, and he is becoming more and more elegant. He has changed from a little milk dog to a little wolf dog.
Zheng Bowensheng withdrew, and Qi Lu immediately handed over his hand and said: "Sir, the affairs of the Song Dynasty must not be left to Zheng Guo."
Ji Lin's face darkened, and he sneered and said, "What a cunning old man, he thinks that I am a three-year-old naughty boy."
Ji Lin naturally also knew that he could not hand over Song Gong to Zheng Guo. Song Gong had indeed violated the territory of Zheng State, but if Song Gong Gong was handed over to Zheng Bo, Zheng Bo would definitely kill Song Gong. In this way, Song Guo would not have any
The monarch will be in chaos. Without the restraint of Song State, Zheng State will only become stronger and more unscrupulous.
and……
Qi Lu added: "If Zheng Bo really kills Song Gong, he will definitely put this big hat on the emperor's head. No matter how cunning Song Gong is, he is still the legitimate king of the Song Dynasty. The emperor is worthy of ascending the throne, and he must not
Take the blame for Zheng Guo."
It can be said that Zheng Bohuan was not cruel. If Zheng Guo really killed the king of Song, it would still be under the eyes of the emperor. In this case, Zheng Guo would definitely spread public opinion and say that it was the emperor's order.
Even if Ji Lin wants to support his godson Gongzi Feng as the king of the Song Dynasty to control the Song Dynasty, but compared to Gongzi Feng, Song Gong and Yi are the legitimate kings. He did not seize power, but the previous Song Dynasty.
It was obvious that the throne was passed to him. Even if Song Gong was at war with the Yi people and few people and Song officials wanted to see him, the current Song Gong could not move.
Historically, the officials and people of the Song State liked Prince Feng more than the Duke of Song and the Yi people. However, Governor Hua killed the Duke of Song and the Yi people and welcomed Prince Feng as the king of the Song State. However, he was recognized as a traitor. The same reason applies.
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In this era, it can be seen how important it is to be honest.
So now is not the time to kill Song Gong. They caught Song Gong and beat him up, so that Song Guo would be honest. They must not give Zheng Guo a chance to fish in troubled waters.
Ji Lin nodded and said: "Everyone knows this, so Taifu can rest assured. Does Taifu still think that I am a three-year-old baby?"
Qi Lu thought to himself, how could the emperor be a three-year-old baby? Can a three-year-old baby be so handsome?
Ji Lin added: "Tai Tuo worked hard to capture the Duke of Song and the Great Sima of the Song Dynasty. I will never let down Tai Fu's wishes."
Qi Lu listened to the last half of the emperor's words and thought silently in his heart, it would be better if someone else had other thoughts.
Seeing Qi Lu in a daze, Ji Lin thought he was sleepy and said, "That's right. I was disturbed by Uncle Zheng and almost forgot to let Tai Tu sleep in peace. Lie down quickly and rest before talking about anything else."
Qi Lu was pinned on the couch by the emperor again, and a brocade quilt was pulled over him. Ji Lin said: "The master will rest here, and the few of us are reviewing the documents. If there is any need, the master will just take care of the branch." That’s it for me.”
Although Qi Lu felt that this was a bit against the rules, how could a minister sleep while the emperor worked? But the temptation to sleep on the emperor's couch, hugging the emperor's quilt, and resting on the emperor's headrest was too great. Qi Lu didn't refute, but he happened to be very sleepy. He was lying on the soft couch, as if he had been cramped, and was too weak to get up.
Qi Lu lay down honestly and took a deep breath. He didn't smell the smell of the emperor, but smelled the smell of incense. The brocade quilt was fragrant, not sweet, and it was very helpful for sleeping. I closed my eyes and fell asleep after a while.
Ji Lin was sitting and reviewing documents. The dormitory was very quiet for a while. This feeling was great. The Tutor was sleeping next to him. Ji Lin felt that his efficiency in reviewing documents was much higher. When he raised his head again, he was about to start. It's noon.
Ji Lin saw that Qi Lu was sleeping soundly, but was worried that he would be hungry and sleepless at night after sleeping too much, so he walked over and sat beside the couch, preparing to wake Qi Lu.
Ji Lin sat on the couch and looked down at Qi Lu who was sleeping soundly. The corners of his lips could not help but raise slightly. Although Qi Lu was older than him, he was so childish when sleeping. He had already kicked off the quilt but hugged her tightly. In my arms, I felt as if I was afraid that the quilt would run away.
Qi Lu's temple hair was slightly disheveled. Ji Lin raised his hand and gently smoothed his temple hair. At this moment, Qi Lu didn't know what he was dreaming about, but he hugged Ji Lin's arm.
Qi Lu hugged the emperor's arm and did not wake up. Instead, he was immersed in his own dream. He tightened the emperor's hand, then put it to his lips and rubbed it with his lips.
"Boom -" The emperor's head almost exploded. He felt the gentle touch on his fingers. Qi Lu's lips kept rubbing his fingers, which made him feel itchy. It was itchy from the fingertips to his heart.
Ji Lin froze in place for a moment. He didn't know if he wanted to enjoy this tingling touch more. He was a little greedy. He used his fingers to exert slight pressure, turning his back on guests. He rubbed Qi Lu's lower lip with his thumb, becoming more and more greedy. Becoming more and more greedy.
Just when the emperor's eyes were heavy and he wanted to further feel the heat of Qi Lu's mouth...
"hiss!"
Qi Lu had a sweet dream. He dreamed that he was eating a big fried dough stick, but the big fried dough stick was alive. He was dishonest. Qi Lu jumped at the food like a tiger and hugged the big fried dough stick, then opened his mouth and took a hard bite!
Immediately afterwards, he heard the cry of pain from Youtiao, although it was just a low "hiss".
Qi Lu thought to himself that the fried dough sticks had become semen, and when he bit him, he screamed in pain. He woke up from his dream, slowly opened his confused eyes, and saw the "fried dough sticks" in his arms...
It's not a fried dough stick at all, but the emperor's finger!
Qi Lu's teeth were still biting on the emperor's finger. He was so frightened that Qi Lu quickly let go, knelt on the couch and said: "Lu is guilty of death and has offended the emperor."
Ji Lin quickly took his hand back and looked down. He was a little confused about whether to laugh or cry. The teeth marks on his fingers were not broken, but they were still bitten hard.
Ji Lin coughed and said, "It doesn't matter... It's almost noon, has Master woke up?"
To be continued...