Happily Hooked Up(1/6)
A handsome waiter?
Ji Lin frowned and said, "What kind of handsome waiter?"
The eunuch couldn't tell the specific details, so he replied: "This... I don't know the specific details. I just heard it spread by others, saying that Taifu Qi fell in love with a beautiful cook, and that the cook was beautiful." Even women are ashamed of themselves."
Ji Lin's eyebrows were furrowed even more tightly, and he felt a little disgusted in his heart, but he said on the face of face: "Can such words be taken seriously? It seems that you are too busy and panicked, so you are talking about Tai Tu behind his back. ."
"Gudong!" The eunuch quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "I am... I don't dare to do it anymore, please ask the emperor to punish me."
Ji Lin slowly took off his emperor's robe and threw it aside, and said calmly: "Don't let me hear any more words from the back, do you understand?"
"Yes!" the eunuch said quickly: "I know it, I know it!"
Ji Lin said a faint "Yeah", and the eunuch quickly prepared to leave, but heard the emperor say again: "Wait a minute."
The eunuch knelt down again and said, "Please give me the emperor's orders."
Ji Lin didn't look at the eunuch, and said in a light voice: "The waiter you just mentioned, I'm going to check on my behalf. I need to check carefully and dig out his details."
The emperor fell out of favor faster than turning over a book, and the eunuch did not dare to say a word, so he quickly agreed and said: "Yes, I will go immediately, I will go immediately."
Ji Lin said: "Go down, there is no need to serve."
The eunuch hurriedly trotted out of the dormitory and closed the dormitory door.
Although Ji Lin looked very calm, as soon as the eunuch left, he immediately revealed his "true face". As the emperor, he couldn't be calm, but after all, he was still a big boy under twenty years old. I heard that the Taifu had taken a fancy to him. A beautiful waiter immediately couldn't sit still.
He wanted to ask the Taifu, but he was afraid that if he asked like this, if Qi Lu didn't care about the waiter, it would appear that he, the emperor, was too narrow-minded and would not look good on his face.
Ji Lin tossed and turned for a long time, seeing that it was almost midnight, he simply lay on the bed and waited to become "Cinderella", why not go and see for himself.
The clock beat sounded on time, and Ji Lin felt dizzy for a while. The emperor's body quickly fell into "sleep" and became motionless.
At the same time, in Qi Lu's house, there was a sound of "Ouch!" and the little native dog suddenly woke up, tilted its little head, and got up from the ground.
Before the little native dog had time to figure out the problem of the beautiful waiter, he heard a cry filled with magic sounds in his ears, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong. Bold, especially rough and powerful!
The little local dog tilted his head and took a closer look. It turned out to be the little bully from Old Zhengcheng who had sacrificed his teeth!
The Emperor also heard that Saiya had restored his sanity, which was a good thing. After all, Saiya was injured to save the Emperor and Qi Lu. To be honest, Ji Lin also hoped that he would get well soon.
But now...
As soon as Ji Ya recovered, he clung to Qi Lu. Not only that, he also hugged Qi Lu's waist and cried loudly, "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong." Ji Ya’s parents have long since passed away, and they cannot be mourned again, but Ji Ya’s uncle Ji Zhong is still alive and well. Why does Ji Ya cry so hard?
Then I heard Ji Ya crying and saying: "Brother...brother...it's so spicy! It's so spicy, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy tastes!"
Ji Lin: "..."
It turns out that the sacrifice of teeth is unreliable. When eating spicy snacks, I grabbed the spicy snacks with my hands and then rubbed my eyes. Although the rhizome these days is not very spicy, my eyes couldn't bear it at all.
It was so spicy that I immediately choked and cried. Those were physiological tears, and I couldn't help crying.
It was so spicy that I couldn't stand it, so I subconsciously rubbed my eyes with my hands. It felt better now, and it formed a vicious circle. It was even more spicy, and my eyes were swollen like walnuts, and they were very red.
Qi Lu had never seen such a person with no sense of life, so he quickly said to the goat shoulder: "Quick little goat, bring me a basin of water, not hot, but cold."
Yanyang Jian hurriedly went to fetch water, and Qi Lu washed Ji Ya's eyes, and then he felt a little better.
Qi Lu saw that Ji Ya wasn't crying so fiercely anymore, and occasionally squeezed out a few tears, so he said, "Brother, are you feeling better?"
Ji Ya nodded aggrievedly and said, "Okay, that's a little better."
Qi Lu was quite helpless and looked at the sky. It was supposed to be a matter of drinking wine and eating some snacks, but it turned out that it was late at night. It was past midnight, the palace door was closed, and the sacrifice tooth could not leave the palace.
Qi Lu then said, "You can stay here with me today."
When Ji Ya heard this, he was very happy. His eyes were still red, but he smiled and said, "Okay! I haven't slept with my brother for a long time. The last time I slept together was on the way to Luoshi. Brother, are you still here?"
Do you remember?"
Of course Qi Lu remembered that at that time, it was because he and his grandson cooperated to steal the token from Ji Ya, and Ji Ya was a typical silly boy who had no defense at all.
Thinking of what happened at that time, I couldn't help but sigh. At that time, Qi Lu just wanted to find a big tree for shade, so he and Ji Ya became brothers. Unexpectedly, Ji Ya was a strange thing among politicians. Not only was he sincere and friendly
Qi Lu and Qi Lu met each other, and even sacrificed their lives on Meishan Mountain to save him.
The little native dog was nearby, and suddenly felt that Qi Lu's eyes were a little unusual, as if they were particularly complicated. The alarm in his heart immediately rang, and he hurried over to stand between Qi Lu and Ji Ya.
After sacrificing teeth and drinking wine, he was no longer afraid of dogs. He pulled the little local dog and squeezed onto the couch. He rolled several times on Qi Lu's couch and occupied the entire couch with a smile.
Holding Qi Lu's headrest, he looked like an idiot and said with a smile: "Brother's headrest, well... there is still a fragrance."
The angry little dog jumped up from the ground, jumped onto the couch, and stepped on Ji Ya's back. Ji Ya yelled "Ah!" and yelled: "Damn dog! Where are you running!"
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Qi Lu had a headache. As a younger brother, he would always fight when he saw his son. However, Qi Lu felt that this must be his brother's problem, not the problem of his son, because Ji Ya would always fight when he saw his grandson and grandson.
, so it must be a problem of tooth sacrifice.
Ji Ya and Qi Lu slept on the same couch, and the little native dog insisted on squeezing in the middle, separating Qi Lu and Ji Lu like a pie. However, Ji Ya passed over the little native dog, bullying the little native dog for its small size and hugging him.
He was holding Qi Lu's waist, obviously using Qi Lu as a pillow. Because he had drunk a lot of wine and was worried, he fell asleep quickly.
He was still mumbling: "Well... this ugly guy Gongsun Lan... the kiss is so comfortable, and also..."
Qi Lu: "..."
Qi Lu was already very tired this day, cooking and comforting Ji Ya. It was already past midnight and he wanted to have a good sleep, but he didn't know that Ji Ya was spreading dog food next to him, hugging him and shouting the whole time.
Duke and grandson are both.
Qi Lu shook his head and said calmly: "It's really hopeless..."
The little native dog waited for Ji Ya and Qi Lu to fall asleep, then it popped up, stood on the couch with its two calves, pushed Ji Ya with its two front legs, and rolled Ji Ya forward.
He quickly pushed it to the corner of the soft couch, patted his little paws, and looked proud that it was done.
Then the little native dog ran back and nestled next to Qi Lu again. Qi Lu just turned over, hugged the little native dog, rubbed his cheek against the little native dog, and continued to sleep contentedly.
"Gudong!" There was a loud noise early the next morning.
Ji Ya was asleep when he turned over and suddenly fell off the couch.
He fell to the ground, opened his eyes in confusion, and scratched the back of his head. He felt very strange. Didn't he sleep with his brother in his arms yesterday? The soft bed was so big, why did he sleep so dishonestly, and rolled so far away?
Fell off the couch.
Fortunately, the couch these days is not high, otherwise the sacrifice tooth would roll down like this and he would fall into a fool for the second time.
Ji Ya woke up for a while and saw that Qi Lu was still sleeping with the little native dog in his arms. He didn't bother to climb up on the couch. He fell down again with a "dong" sound. He was so hungover and had a headache that he lay down on the ground casually.
Continue to sleep...
When the sky lit up, the little local dog had transformed into the emperor.
The emperor lay on the couch in a regular manner, with his hands folded on his chest. His sleeping appearance was elegant and noble, and full of meticulous aura. With his handsome face, he was simply a standard "sleeping beauty".
Today's morning came very early. The light filtered in from the room and fell on the emperor's handsome face. The long eyelashes trembled slightly. The corners of the emperor's lips raised slightly, and then he opened his eyes.
Ji Lin slept very well that night. Although he didn't go to bed very early, he pushed Ji Ya into the corner and hugged Qi Lu for a good sleep. So when he woke up this morning, he was in a particularly good mood.
Ji Lin sat up and said loudly: "Come here, I want to get up early in the morning."
The eunuch hurriedly pushed the door open and brought the washing utensils. The eunuch knelt on the ground, waiting for the emperor to wash up, and said: "Emperor, I have already found out about the baker you asked me to check yesterday."
Ji Lin raised his eyebrows and said, "Oh? Just report back."
"Yes," the eunuch said quickly: "The waiter's name is Huagan. He has no surname. He was born as a slave. He has been in the dining room for more than two years. The waiters in the dining room all said that Huagan is a skilled craftsman.
It's a coincidence that he is willing to endure hardships and doesn't talk much. In addition, Hua Gan is extremely beautiful, so the waiters get along well with him. Everyone who meets Hua Gan praises him."
Ji Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "What else?"
The eunuch was embarrassed and said: "This Hua Gan has a clean background. He was born as a lowly slave. He doesn't have any more details. Forgive me for being stupid, but I only found out so much."
Ji Lin said "hmm" and said, "If there is any trouble, please continue to report it."
The eunuch nodded quickly and said: "Yes, I promise. Please rest assured, Emperor. I will report every detail of everything!"
It was almost noon when Qi Lu woke up. He woke up naturally and slept very comfortably. When he opened his eyes, he saw that there was no one around him. The dog son was lying there, and Ji Ya had rolled to the ground at some point.
Qi Lu sat up and put the dog son aside. Seeing that the dog son was sleeping soundly, he carefully covered him with a small quilt. Then he got off the bed, moved his sacrificial teeth and said, "Brother, dear brother?"
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Ji Ya was lying on the ground, with the quilt covering his head, and said in a muffled voice, "Brother... I... am... going to... die..."
Qi Lu's eyelids twitched. He took off his quilt and took a look. Ji Ya's eyes were as swollen as walnuts. After all, he cried so hard yesterday. Not only that, Ji Ya was also wilting. Needless to say, everyone knew that yesterday
Drinking so hard must be a hangover. Not only does he have a headache, but he also has a stomachache.
Ji Ya covered his stomach and said, "Brother, my stomach feels so bloated and I still feel uncomfortable."
Qi Lu said helplessly: "Get up quickly. I'll make you some warm stone honey water. You might be better off if you drink some."
One look at the sacrificial tooth revealed that he drank too much yesterday and hurt his stomach. At this time, there was too much gastric acid, so the stomach felt uncomfortable and made him want to vomit. If he drinks water at this time, it will definitely stimulate the continued secretion of gastric acid. Drinking water will definitely stimulate the secretion of gastric acid.
Some warm honey water, not too hot to avoid honey losing its effect, is the best to relieve stomach discomfort.
Ji Ya was paralyzed on the ground, so Qi Lu asked Nao Yang Jian to come in. He quickly washed up and asked Nao Yang Jian to look at Ji Ya while he prepared to go to the dining room to get some honey water.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Qi Lu walked out of the house, he saw the very handsome waiter he saw yesterday, who seemed to be named Huagan.
To be continued...