What is an ordinary five-year-old cub like who can't carry it on his shoulders, can't lift it with his hands, and is still a little fat?

In the words of Uchiha Itachi, he is innocent and silent, and he is as clumsy as he is.

So in order to act like a "normal" child in front of Tokitou Muichiro, Uchiha Itachi painstakingly performed a "climbing" swing. Who knew that before he could get on the swing, he received a soul blow from Muichiro

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"Are you a fat roly-poly?"

Weasel, who "climbed" onto the swing with difficulty, raised his hand and looked silently at the chubby back of his hand, which even had fleshy holes. He was thinking whether the salted fish was too much.

Then Itachi shook his head and denied himself. After all, no matter how fat he was, he couldn't compare to the Akimichi clan of Konoha. Thinking about it this way, he was probably still thin.

After receiving psychological comfort, Itachi retracted his hand with satisfaction and pretended not to hear Muichiro Tokidou's words.

This is Itachi's relaxed perspective. He saw Itachi sitting on the swing loosening his hands, then raising his head and beginning to close his eyes and meditate.

Feel the sound of the wind blowing the leaves in the courtyard, the non-stop chirping of cicadas, and the sound of birds flying across the lake.

Itachi took a few breaths under the warm sunlight, and the chakra in his body moved with the sunlight, just like the photosynthesis of plants.

Muichiro Tokitoru looked at the boy, and then he remembered that he didn't know the boy.

If it wasn't for the sun and Itachi looked too young, Tokitou Muichiro would have almost suspected him of being a ghost.

So who is the chubby kid? Tokidou Muichiro thought as he sat there blankly.

The swing was swaying slightly at this time. The boy with his eyes closed did not grasp the ropes on both sides. Muichiro Tokidou began to think about why he could sit on the swing safely. What kind of skill was this?

For Muichiro, he has two choices when faced with questions he doesn't understand. One is to ask questions, and the second is to pretend to be silent. After all, even if he is asked about many things, he will soon forget them.

It's just that this time Muichiro became very interested in Itachi, and even if he forgot about him, he still wanted to ask.

"Who are you? You look so awesome, you can actually swing on the swing without holding on to anything."

Itachi opened his eyes and looked at Muichiro Tokitou, whose eyes were full of confusion and curiosity. He was thinking about the necessity of telling Muichiro Tokitou his name, and then those eyes full of curiosity and persistence made Uchiha Itachi compromise.

His sixth sense told him that if he couldn't satisfy the boy's wish, he might break the casserole and ask the question.

That will cause him a lot of trouble.

"Weasel."

Itachi, who cherished words like gold and felt tired even if he said more than one word, spoke in a tone without any fluctuation.

Muichiro Tokitoru exclaimed, feeling that he had heard Itachi's name somewhere before. He scratched his head and thought that he might have forgotten it again.

"Itachi-kun looks great."

Muichiro Tokitou pointed at the swing with his white and tender fingers. Itachi had already thought of an answer to this question.

"Fat, pressed."

Anyway, this Kasumi pillar called him a fat roly-poly, and Itachi, who was simply fat as a baby, gritted his teeth and accepted the fact that he was fat.

Muichiro Tokitoru blinked his big innocent eyes, and then clapped his hands to reveal his original expression.

As a genius pillar, Muichiro Tokitoru has already thought everything through.

It turns out that Itachi-kun is so powerful because his weight suppresses the large swing of the swing. At the same time, his body's center of gravity is very stable, allowing him to sit calmly on the swing without falling off.

Muichiro Tokiro looked at his thin hands while talking nonsense seriously, and began to think about whether he needed to gain weight.

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Ubuyashiki Amane happened to see this scene when she was passing by the courtyard. Muichiro, who did not have much human emotion, was living in harmony with her youngest son. The two of them stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, which was so cute.

Amanyin couldn't help but stop and take a few more glances at Itachi, who was "making friends" for the first time. When he saw that their atmosphere was "awkward", Amanyin not only didn't have a sister but also smiled and shook his head.

Behind Amane were the Flame Pillar Purgatory Anjuro and the Insect Pillar Butterfly Ninja of the Demon Slayer Team. Purgatory Anjuro, who always maintained an optimistic attitude, looked at the scene in the distance and sighed, "This is really rare.

Ichiro actually became interested in humans."

"Amane-sama, who is that child?" The butterfly ninja focused his curiosity on the shadow with his back to them, wearing clothes similar to those of the Ubuyashiki family.

Butterfly ninjas are always wary of "strangers" appearing in the Utsuyashiki household, even cubs wearing family clothes.

The butterfly ninja had doubted the identity of the cub, and then she denied herself. The children of the lord and Amane would always be around to help them. As pillars, they were all very familiar with the young children of the Utsuyashiki family. None of them

Able to stack with children whose back is turned to them.

"It's Itachi, my and Yaoya's youngest son."

Because Itachi is a child full of salty ideas and the youngest in the family, the healthy and pampered child did not enter the work of the Demon Slayer Corps. Furthermore, Itachi is still a quiet child. It is true that the pillars are not familiar with him.

normal.

"You can tell from the back that he is a cute child." The butterfly ninja looked at the chubby back and covered his mouth and snickered.

"Master Tianyin, your and my lord's child is really healthy! It would be better if there was a little training!" Purgatory Anjuro praised Itachi without hesitation.

Amane smiled and said nothing but continued to walk forward, because Uyashiki Yōya was still waiting to see his swordsmen, and they could not waste too much time for Itachi.

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Uchiha Itachi's five senses were sharp, and he became even more energetic when he heard someone discussing him, so he heard all the conversations just now.

Even Itachi would be concerned about being told about his body shape three times a day, so he quickly turned his head to look at Amane, who was about to leave his sight, as well as the Flame Pillar Purgatory Anjuro and the Insect Pillar Butterfly Ninja.

These two pillars were both powerful people. When they felt someone looking at them, they both turned their heads, and they happened to meet Itachi's eyes.

Then……

In order not to embarrass themselves again in front of Master Tianyin, they bit their lips.

"Maruko-chan! So cute!" Infernal Anjuro and Butterfly Ninja thought at the same time.

Amane cast a sideways glance at Hashira who was holding back a smile. She shook her head slightly, thinking that it might be easier than she thought for Itachi to participate in the work of the Demon Slayer Corps in the future.

Itachi, the child she gave birth to to Yaoya, was the cutest and brightest being in a world full of darkness and blood.

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Itachi didn't know what Amanyin, his mother, said about him. He slowly turned his head and was poked in the face with a finger.

Muichiro Tokitoru suddenly reached out and successfully poked Itachi's cheek. After he felt the fleshy touch, he showed what could be called a happy expression.

"It's really chubby."

Uchiha? I am a salted fish? Itachi:......

As a high-level salted fish, Weasel said that he would not be angry because of this kind of thing. He just missed a person's quiet life a little bit.

Then I heard Itachi say the longest sentence of the day to Muichiro, "I saw other pillars going to their father. Haven't you been summoned?"

In Muichiro's heart, the lord of heaven and earth is the greatest. After hearing that the lord and Zhu met, Wuichiro finally had a nervous expression on his face, and he began to think about whether he had forgotten about the summons from the lord.

Then Itachi looked at Muichiro who left in a hurry with a satisfied expression, and now the whole world was quiet again.

At the same time, Itachi, who was a salty fish, made a determination in his heart that he would never appear at the same time as Tokidou Muichiro. After all, there is really something more troublesome than the top salty fish in the world - the natural type.

"Absolutely don't appear on the same frequency." Itachi thought as he clenched his fleshy little fists.

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but……

Who can tell him why when he and Amane were going to visit a swordsman trainer, Muichiro Tokitoru, who was a pillar, was also in the car?!

In his impression, isn't Zhu very busy?

Itachi took a step back and turned to look at Tianyin with his big eyes, as if asking if this was a waste of Zhu's time and resources?

Before Amane could reply, Tokidou Muichiro understood Itachi's expression.

He didn't notice Itachi's refusal to appear at the same time as him, but instead stated the facts with an innocent face: "I took the initiative to follow Lord Tianyin because I was on vacation, Mr. Fat Roly-poly."

Very good, Tokitoru Muichiro forgot Itachi's name, he only remembered his first feeling when he saw Itachi.

The cause of the matter is this. Uyashiki Yōya heard some news and was worried about it, so Amane, who knew her husband well, volunteered to replace her husband and visit the former water column breeder. At the same time, in order to disguise herself, she decided to bring a human-animal lookalike.

The harmless young son went with him.

This happened to be heard by Muichiro Tokitou, who was coaxed by Itachi to the Ubuyashiki couple, so after the Butterfly Ninja and Purgatory Anjuro's request to accompany them for protection was rejected, Muichiro Tokitou, who had not fully recovered and was still on vacation,

, according to the request of self-recommendation, they go together to protect Tianyin on behalf of others.

Originally, this was a waste of resources and would also affect Muichiro's recovery, but Tokitou Muichiro was stubborn. In order to prevent unnecessary covert protection, the Ubuyashiki couple could only agree to his proposal.

This is why Itachi saw Muichiro Tokitoru.

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Facts have proved that Tokito Muichiro's following was not without benefit. When the dark clouds blocked the sun, the ghosts actually attacked them.

Muichiro reacted at the moment he was attacked. He told Lord Tianyin to protect himself, and then rushed out with the Nichirin Sword.

Tianyin held Itachi tightly in his arms, while the cannibal outside hit the car crazily with his body.

Under the violent shaking, the carriage rolled over and rolled several times on the ground.

And Itachi, who was held in Tianyin's arms, was thrown out of the carriage because he was too small.

The smell of the cub made the ghost roar with excitement. The man-eating ghost that had just crashed into a car changed his target and pounced on the delicious human cub with raised eyebrows in his eyes.

The ferret rolled on the ground and got up. He patted the dust on his body leisurely and raised his head after hearing the heavy footsteps. The sharp claw was already close at hand...

"Itachi——" Tianyin's voice sounded, and she shouted loudly, trying to attract the ghost's attention with herself.

Uchiha Itachi looked indifferently at the tips of the claws that were so close, and then looked into the ghost's ferocious and crazy eyes.

Itachi spent 0.01 second thinking about why someone wanted to break his salty life when he was only five years old. Is it so difficult to be a salty fish without ideals?!

Just when the ghost's nails were about to scratch Itachi's throat, Itachi closed his eyes and opened them quickly.

Then what caught the ghost's eyes was a pair of eyes with strange patterns.
Chapter completed!