Chapter 36
"Xiao Ming took the bus to work in the morning, but when he arrived at the stop, the bus had already started, so Xiao Ming shouted, 'Master, wait for me, master, wait for me'. Guess what happened next?"
"What's wrong?"
After hearing Sun Li's words, Yang Mi subconsciously responded and asked.
"At this moment, a passenger suddenly stuck his head out of the car window and shouted, 'Wukong, please stop chasing me, Bajie will carry you', pfft!"
While talking and acting, Sun Li, who was dancing and dancing till the end of her words, couldn't hold it back and started laughing herself.
"Ha~!!!"
Under the guidance of Sun Li, Yang Mi, who followed closely and reacted, also covered her mouth and started laughing.
"..."
Next to him, Jiang Xiao, who had an indifferent face, passively listened to Sun Li's "jokes" throughout the whole process, he also...
Really, I don't know what adjectives should be used to describe his mood at this moment.
And I really want to complain, who did Xiao Ming provoke whom?
It should also be said that some people don’t know it until they come into contact with them, but once they come into contact with them, they discover that the other person is such a person.
For example, Sun Li was a very low-key person in Jiang Xiao's memory.
But over the past week, as they gradually became familiar with each other, he found that the empress was very naughty, she was just like Pipi Xiaben Xia. She liked to tell little jokes whenever she had nothing to do, and she also liked to tease people in various ways in the dialect of the Magic City.
The personality of the other party is probably that when we were not familiar with each other, she seemed to be a very quiet woman. But once we got to know each other, she changed. Everything changed...
"Hey, that's right!"
Just when he thought of this, Jiang Xiao remembered some of the occasional "beautiful" interactions between future Sun Li and her future husband Deng Chao, all kinds of letting go.
From this point of view, Sun Li may have always had a "skinny" side, but she is low-key enough, so she did not leave a fixed impression in the hearts of the melon-eaters.
That guy Deng succeeded in doing this and turned into a wild "Doubi".
It's a pity that a good actor who is clearly not suitable for comedy has to go down the dead end of comedy.
"Master, why don't you smile?"
"Yes, classmate Jiang Xiao, isn't the joke I told funny?"
Seeing Yang Mi taking the lead and Sun Li following, Empress Mo suddenly became concerned about whether she was smiling or not. After thinking about it for a moment, Jiang Xiao could only smile politely and said: "Haha, it's funny, it's funny."
"Pfft!"
Seeing Jiang Xiao, he just said "hehe", and Yang Mi couldn't hold back the laughter.
Inexplicably, she felt that the master's reaction was even funnier than Sun Li's joke.
"Wow, this is the first time I've seen someone smile as fake as you. Jiang Xiao, if you don't think my jokes are funny, just tell me a joke."
"But I can't tell jokes? It's useless for you to glare at me?"
Seeing Sun Li staring at him, Jiang Xiao could only shrug helplessly.
Having experienced the era of information explosion in his memory, Jiang Xiao, who has seen and listened to too much, seems to have developed a strong immunity to so-called jokes.
So he really didn't know what kind of joke to tell that would be funny.
"Master, just tell me one thing!"
Yang Mi, who reached out and pulled Jiang Xiao's sleeve, also started assisting at this time.
"That's right, classmate Jiang Xiao, let me tell you something. Boys must have a sense of humor, so that they can find girlfriends easily."
"..."
Yes, the joke was directly related to his girlfriend. Jiang Xiao, who scratched his head, finally nodded and said: "Okay, let me think about it first..."
"Hey, I have it!"
Within a few moments, Jiang Xiao suddenly had a flash of inspiration and quickly thought of three celebrities, each of whom had a joke.
"Say it, we are all listening!"
Sun Li spread her hands, wanting to hear what kind of jokes Jiang Xiao could tell.
Yang Mi next to her was the same, looking at her master expectantly.
"There was a murder case somewhere. Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo were at the scene. Why did the police immediately identify the person Luo Zhixiang killed when they came?"
Without further ado, Jiang Xiao quickly told his first joke, and then looked at Sun Li and Yang Mi to interact.
"Why?"
Yang Mi was very cooperative and immediately cooperated.
"Because there are idioms called 'killing each other' and 'killing each other', the police identified him as the person Luo Zhixiang killed."
Jiang Xiao immediately revealed the answer to the mystery without any pretense.
"Pfft!"
The moment the words fell, Yang Mi burst out laughing. Fortunately, she covered her mouth in time.
Then, she also felt that this joke would make people want to laugh even more if they knew Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo.
However, Sun Li next to her was a little confused. She didn't understand why Yang Mi laughed so happily. What was so funny about it?
What about cannibalism?
This feels more like a brainteaser than a joke.
"One more thing, I haven't finished talking yet. There is a sequel, where Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo fight in a group together. Why is Pan Weibo the only one who loses in the end?"
Ignoring the question of Yang Mi laughing and Sun Li not laughing, Jiang Xiao continued talking.
"Why, why?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi, who was laughing a little out of breath, cooperated with Jiang Xiao again.
"Weibo here means meager, and Weibo's power is not worth mentioning. You understand, so he lost!"
"Pfft, oh my god, Master, you made me laugh so hard!"
Yang Mi burst out laughing again, and without even realizing it, she even shouted out her mother.
However, Sun Li, who still couldn't find the point of laughter, felt a little embarrassed for a moment. Why were she and Yang Mi not on the same channel?
Where is the point of laughter? What is so funny about it?
Just when she was about to ask a question about this, Jiang Xiao started to speak for the third time: "Don't worry, the sequel is not over yet, there is still one last one."
"Speaking of Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo, three people were stranded on a desert island together. Why was it that only Lin Junjie survived in the end?"
"Why?"
This time, before Yang Mi, who was about to burst out laughing, came to ask, the confused Sun Li took over the task directly.
"Because he who knows 'food', which here refers to the food he eats, is a hero, so he survives."
Jiang Xiao spread his hands and finally told this "joke about three celebrities".
"Pfft, eh~~!!! I burst into tears laughing, Master."
Yang Mi, who finally "collapsed", subconsciously hugged Jiang Xiao's arm next to her, and then gently bumped her head against it.
It's simply amazing. He is very capable of killing, his great strength is not worth mentioning, he who knows food is a hero, each one is funnier than the last.
The master's mind is really magical. How he puts all these things together is so funny that it makes me laugh to death.
"Mimi, why do I feel like I'm not from the same era as you? It's so funny. Are you laughing like this?"
Sun Li, who had endured it for a long time, finally threw out the doubts in her mind.
"I, I, Sister Li, don't you know who these three people are Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo?"
After a long while, Yang Mi finally stabilized herself. When she heard Sun Li's question again, she was a little surprised.
He also suspected that the other party might not know Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo, so there was no corresponding resonance.
"Who are these three people? Should I know them?"
Sun Li, who really didn't know who Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie or Pan Weibo was, could hear some other information from Yang Mi's words.
"Luo Zhixiang, Lin Junjie, and Pan Weibo are all singers. They all became popular this year. Many students in my class are listening to their songs."
Seeing that Sun Li really didn't know who the three people were, Yang Mi explained directly.
"Oh, why are you smiling so happily? It turns out these three people are really alive!"
At this time, Sun Li finally reacted. It turned out that the crux was here. Since she didn't know people, no wonder she couldn't find the right point of laughter.
"Yes, I dare to play the piano once to the cow."
Chapter completed!