Chapter 404 Groundhog Dumb
"If you're not afraid of breaking your belly, just keep laughing." Alice seemed motionless, as well-behaved as a scarecrow standing on a golden wheat field.
Mr. Woodchuck couldn't laugh at all now. He wanted to take a few deep breaths, but after being tied up by branches, he didn't even have the freedom to take deep breaths.
Moreover, before the old monster met Alice, he did not ask to call her grandpa. He originally thought he was a big monster with a gentle temperament. Now that he thought about his innocent thoughts, the guide wanted to slap him.
Since I was only angry because of the title issue, then the problem is easier to solve than I thought.
The guide opened his mouth, the beard on his face trembled, and he whispered: "Grandpa, let us go! I will call you grandpa from now on, okay?"
The old demon seemed to be very satisfied with this name. It hummed, "That's a good name, but it's not enough." The guide's big eyes widened and he was stunned for a long time before saying: "What, what's not enough? Grandpa said I will change it."
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The old demon coughed twice and cleared his throat, "There are so many monsters in the world called grandpa. What's the difference between calling me like this and calling them? You call me the old demon grandpa, so it sounds better."
The Void Wand whispered to Alice telepathically: "This guy really likes to add drama to himself. Master, don't you think his request is very similar to your new class teacher Jessica?"
After Wade said this, Alice also felt that this old demon's request was indeed very similar to Jessica's.
Instructor Jessica always likes people to call her Jessica, the head teacher. If she were just called the head teacher, Alice would have an extra bump on her forehead - of course Jessica would beat her up.
Credo's magic instructors each have their own personalities. As a melee magic instructor, Jessica likes to solve problems with her hands and doesn't like to talk too much.
However, her own strength is indeed very strong. In the magical world where strength is valued, a woman with abdominal muscles as hard as a steel plate is enough to make the first-year wizards obey and not dare to make mistakes.
"Grandpa Yao, I can't breathe anymore. Now, can you untie us now?"
The guide broke out in a cold sweat and lay on the cold and hard stone ground. The beard on his face was gone and he was crying. "For the sake of your sincerity and calling me grandpa, I can let you go for the time being."
You are a horse.
"The old demon quickly responded, "Xiao Yazi, go play by yourself. You don't have to hold the groundhog. Just come over after I tell you."
The last sentence was not addressed to Mr. Guide, but to the pet sapling that tied up the prairie dog.
After receiving the new instructions, the branch that was entangled with the guide quickly pulled away and turned into a small sapling. After falling to the ground, it jumped away and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Finally I could take a deep breath and slowly got up from the ground. Through the faint light of the teleportation bead, the guide could vaguely see Alice standing motionless like a wooden stake.
Shocked to realize that something was wrong, he hurriedly turned to look in the direction of the old demon. It was a place where the teleportation bead could not reach and it was pitch black: "Grandpa Old Demon, didn't you say you wanted to let us go? Why didn't you let Lady Alice go?
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Alice, who had been silent and silent like a scarecrow, interrupted, "Is it because I'm a witch?"
Although the surrounding light was extremely scarce, through intuition and keen mental power, Alice still noticed a line of sight looking up and down at her in the darkness.
"Of course not, it has nothing to do with that little girl." The old demon snorted, "It has something to do with your slow-responsive groundhog."
Mr. Guide was called out again, and this time it was really about to cry, "I...what did I do wrong again? I will bear all the responsibility, old demon, old demon grandpa, please don't anger Sir Alice."
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"You are really a piece of cake. If you didn't call me that witch...how could I make things difficult for you? It's too late to hurt you!"
It turned out that the old demon was unhappy because of the name the guide called Alice. After learning this, in order to make everything go faster and smoother, Alice took the initiative to speak to the guide.
"From now on, you can just call me Alice. There is no need to call me sir, Mr. Guide."
"Is this really okay?" Mr. Guide covered his heart with his two little paws and held his heart in his arms. "I have been listening to your stories since I was a child. Is it really okay? Sir Alice, please
, woo woo woo... you take so much care of me!"
Wade resisted the urge to roll his eyes and said, "Yeah, here comes another self-indulgent person."
Ignoring the Void Wand's complaints, the little blond witch nodded quickly, "Just call me that, Mr. Guide. There's no need to cry. We are already friends, so just call me by name."
"Love, Alice, you actually treat me as a friend, my God - I, you...I, I am a little incoherent, I am so excited! Since you like me like this, from now on, from now on you will call me
I am Dumb, Dumb is the name my mother gave me, I——"
Before the guide finished speaking, he was forcibly interrupted by the impatient old demon, "Excited, what are you excited about? Look at your virtues, you've lost your face to the idiot!"
After the old demon trained the guide, he turned to the sapling pet that tied Alice and said, "Le Yazi, don't you like to play with Umbrella Yazi? Go ahead and play with you!"
After receiving the order, the branch that helped Alice couldn't wait to leave. It always had an uneasy feeling, and its intuition told it that if it really wanted to take the other person's life, the end would be worse than being burned.
While obediently obeying orders and tying up Alice, the seemingly strong little sapling was actually panicking inside.
After being untied, Alice exhaled and moved her shoulders and wrists slightly. If her current situation didn't allow it, it would have been like stretching to relax her muscles.
"Ah-Dai, I'll call you this from now on. Don't cry. We need to ask the old demon questions now." Thinking of the purpose of this trip, Mr. Guide, the prairie dog named Ah-Dai, casually touched two teardrops from the corners of his eyes.
, nodded heavily,
"...You're right, Alice."
The old demon seemed a little bored and absent-minded, and his tone was a bit lazy: "Tell me, what questions do you two want to ask? I don't like to listen to nonsense."
Alice put the teleportation bead in her sleeve, faced the direction of the old demon, and took a step forward.
"I want to get out of this monster space, but the barrier of the city gate traps me here."
Chapter completed!