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Chapter 203: Guessing riddles, Sister Feng making a joke(2/3)

Next came Tanchun, who said this.

“I don’t have this thing in my house~”

Good guy, after hearing Tan Chun's words, Sister Feng, who wanted to do harm, not only became speechless again, but there is no such thing in the beggar's house~ This third girl is still so shrewd in her words, she really has a crystal exquisite heart!

And she didn't dare to talk nonsense about this question. If she said one wrong word, I'm afraid not only the old lady would come to her, but even the madam and the master would not let her go easily.

Seeing everyone nodding, Tan Chun thought thoughtfully. Since he was not from the house, he probably didn't know, so he turned to look at Jia Yu and asked, "Brother Qi, do I know this? What if?"

If I don’t know, I can’t guess even if I want to!”

Looking at the girl who looked inquiring, Jia Qi thought for a while and said, "I should know~"

Later, he added: "Ninety percent of the time, I know it. Even if it's no good, you should have heard of it. It doesn't mean it's something you've never heard of before~"

Tanchun nodded when he heard this and sat back in his seat.

It was Daiyu's turn next again. She had been thinking about it since just now. It was something from myths and legends, and it made people feel funny. For a moment, I couldn't think of anything, so I said again: "But I heard

Passed~"

Hearing this, Sister Feng was the first to speak, "I'll start by saying, I guess you haven't heard of this thing~" After saying this, she still suppressed a smile on her face.

Seeing Sister Feng like this, Xichun couldn't help but smile and said: "It seems that Sister Feng still doesn't give up! She wants to take people into the ditch again~"

Journey to the West actually existed at this time. According to the original book, Jia Mu was telling jokes during the Lantern Festival one year, and she mentioned Sun Dasheng's joke. I think everyone has heard of the name "Zhu Bajie".

Yes, but Zhu Bajie is not very lovable, no one likes to talk about it.

Everyone else also nodded. This thing is usually available on the stage. Every now and then, Jia Mu will invite the theater troupe to perform in the house. Except for Jia Lan, who is too young, the rest should have seen it.

, have all heard of it, and even Baochai, who was not very honest when he was a child, even read the book Journey to the West.

Seeing everyone's reaction, Lin Daiyu rolled her eyes at Wang Xifeng and said, "Sister Feng, if you continue to act like this, none of us will believe you anymore~ Anyway, one more of you is not more, and one less of you is not more, you know that

People who lead people into ditches really don’t have any good intentions~”

When Sister Feng heard this, she smiled and said, "What I said is all true. If you don't believe me, ask Brother Xin. If I had been lying, Brother Xin would have stopped me long ago~"

Jia Qi smiled and shook his head. Sister Feng spoke very measuredly, not always in a positive tone. Instead, she added some degree words, like this time, "Maybe I haven't heard of it", which is just a possibility.

She is not Daiyu, and she doesn’t know whether Daiyu has read Journey to the West, so this may be an explanation, and it is not really a foul.

Seeing that Jia Yu didn't speak, Daiyu thought for a while and sat down again.

Then came Baochai. The first time she determined whether the thing could be used. After getting the answer, she followed her own logic and started the second time, narrowing the scope.

"This is something to wear~"

In fact, Baochai's logic is very simple. It is to narrow down the scope according to clothing, food, housing, and transportation. The first one is clothes. What are clothes used for? There is no need to say more.

But when everyone heard this, they all had different expressions. They secretly thought that the girl in front of them was really lucky. They didn't know Baochai's logic. Isn't the bellyband just for wearing on the body? It's also a close-fitting underwear.

Except for Jia Lan, most of them here had such a pair of underwear. Seeing that no one answered, Baochai couldn't help but was stunned and said, "Why, is there something wrong with what I said?"

Hearing this, Li Wan couldn't help but said: "Miss Bao is very lucky, she really hit the point~"

Xichun, who was sitting opposite her, said: "Sister Bao, did you secretly see the answer? It's so accurate~"

Baochai smiled and shook his head, "Fourth sister, what are you talking about? Besides, Brother Qi is still around and supervising. Who dares to cheat secretly under his piercing eyes?"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but smile and shake their heads. Everything was under their noses. It was clear to them whether they were cheating or not. Now it can only be attributed to the other party's good luck~

Next was Yingchun's turn. In the first round, she asked about the number of words. After excluding two words, there was a high probability that it should be three words. However, the range was still too large. She thought about the range she had limited to the woman before.

She said: "We have this thing in both houses!"

Although it is different from Tanchun, the meaning is not much different. After thinking about it, everyone found that the two mansions are huge and cover an extremely wide area. Flowers and grass are planted in many places, and there are even many places with forests and towering ancient trees.

This kind of thing most likely exists, why do you say that? Do you still remember the scene of Baochai flapping the butterfly in the original work? The butterfly is just a caterpillar before breaking out of the cocoon~ But this thing also exists in different seasons.

.

It exists in summer, but after autumn and winter, in early spring, this thing should not exist.

Sister Feng said with a smile: "I didn't deliberately cause trouble this time. Second girl, don't say I don't love you. This kind of thing is possible in our two houses~"

After hearing Sister Feng's words, everyone nodded. This time, Sister Feng was honest and no one found any fault with her language. Yingchun frowned. Since everyone meant this, she couldn't help but guess, maybe there was something wrong, maybe not.

What on earth is this?

After that, it was Sister Feng’s turn. Sister Feng clasped her fists first and said with a smile: “I said so~”

Li Wan smiled and nodded Sister Feng's forehead, and said: "Stop pretending, if you don't mind making fun of others, just tell me~ There is no one to stop you, so there is no need for you to be like this. It seems that we have all become

Like a tigress~"

Sister Feng raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "You got an advantage over there and you behaved well. I had sex once and you took advantage of me. Do you think it's over if I don't get it back?"

When everyone heard this, they laughed again.

Just listen to Sister Feng say: "We have this thing in our house~"

Hearing this, everyone didn't know what they were thinking of, and they laughed together. Some of them laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists. There was a flatterer on their head, and they said that there was one in the house. This was not a slap in the face.

Are you embarrassed? Daiyu and Baochai hugged each other and supported each other.

"Sister Feng, this sentence really makes me laugh out loud~"

Even Jia Qi couldn't help but laugh. Ping'er, who was beside Sister Feng, couldn't help but burst out laughing. Sister Feng was stunned, as if she had guessed something, and her eyes suddenly lit up.

After a while, Li Wan said: "It's not difficult for you this time, there are really some in my house~ I don't know where brother Qi came up with these things, but it's so funny~"

But as soon as he finished speaking, the big guy started laughing again.

The laughter is cheerful and endless, and can be heard even from a long distance away.

The little maid waiting outside the door, wearing a thick cotton coat, heard bursts of laughter coming from the room, and couldn't help but be curious, what on earth was being said in the room? Why did she laugh like this.

After a while, the laughter stopped. Sister Feng was beside her, also smiling, secretly saying: "Laugh, laugh! This time, I guessed it~"

The last one in this round was still Li Wan. Li Wan said: "I'm a meat-and-potatoes~"

After everyone heard it, they couldn't say anything else for a while. Sweet and sour carp is indeed a meat dish. Sister Feng said with a smile: "If you think of it as a vegetarian, that's fine. I'm afraid that the fake monk will eat meat~"

After the second round was completed, Jia Yu clapped his hands and said with a smile: "I think the second round is over and you have a good idea. You might as well guess what is on your head?"

"You can tell me what you want to say, but you can leave it alone if you're not sure. Let's start with the younger ones~"

Jia Lan thought about it for a while, but the scope was still too broad and he couldn't determine what it was. "Three words, "not legendary" were too many things. He shook his head and did not speak.

Xichun was the same way. The words "things and things" at the beginning, plus "I have seen it myself", were still too broad. After a while, she shook her head and didn't say anything.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Next, it is Tanchun, from the "living things" at the beginning to "not in the house", the scope is not enough, and there are things that are not in the house.

There were too many things, so Tanchun gave up.

Then came Daiyu. After thinking for a while, Daiyu said: "I would like to try to see if the one on my head is Monkey~"

Hearing this, several people had different expressions in their eyes. Good guy, it's just a little bit worse. Sun Dasheng is Zhu Bajie's senior brother. If she were to count one more, she would be the first one to guess.

But in the end, they all shook their heads. Daiyu frowned and couldn't think of any other answers for a while. She said regretfully, "Isn't it?"

Baochai on the side thought for a while and said, "I want to try it too. Is mine a cloak?"

When everyone heard this, they also shook their heads. One was "dudan" and the other was "cloak". Although they both had the same two words, they were completely different things.

Seeing that his answer was wrong, Baochai was not angry, his eyes showed deep thought, and then he sat back gently.

Then came the Spring Festival, but just like Jia Lan, she could only come up with "three words", "sometimes not available at home", she couldn't guess what it was, and finally had to give up.

After that came Sister Feng. Sister Feng stood up and said with a smile: "It seems that I have won this time. It would be better if you didn't laugh. Your smile will reveal your secret!"

Hearing Wang Xifeng's words, everyone couldn't help but be shocked. Could it be that Wang Xifeng had already guessed those three words?

Under the nervous gazes of everyone, Wang Xifeng pinched her waist and said with a smile: "Is it a tigress?"

When the girls heard this, they immediately trembled. Although these two words were referring to Sister Feng, one was a "flattery" and the other was a "tigress". They were two unrelated people.

They couldn't help it, seeing how proud the other party was.

Li Wan on the side smiled and said: "I was shocked just now. I thought you really guessed it! Now think about it, if you didn't really see those two words, I guess you will never know them all your life.

I can’t guess what it is~”

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but secretly laugh again. Li Wan was right. Wang Xifeng was usually very graceful, and she was a bit of a flatterer. Her clever mouth was like being smeared with bee excrement, but she would never do that.

Think about that word.

When Sister Feng heard Li Wan's words, her eyes narrowed slightly. It seemed that her guess was right, but that word...

Seeing everyone laughing, Sister Feng said to Li Wan again: "Good sister-in-law, you are very lucky. You have guessed this. Don't you want to give it a try?"

In fact, Li Wan was already thinking about it when Jia Qi first said that they could guess this round, and unlike Wang Xifeng and others, she had considered Jia Qi. After all, these things came from

Jia Qi's writing.

As far as food is concerned, Jia Qi, who has been a concubine since childhood, does not eat particularly exquisite food. To put it bluntly, it is good if he can eat enough. In addition, in the past three years, he has sent troops to northern Xinjiang.

During the war, her life was also ups and downs. If she only ate one meal or not, the food would definitely not be much better. So when she was thinking about this matter, she chose a few meat dishes of the lowest standard in the house.

For backup.

Then Li Wan said: "Is this Dongpo pork?"
To be continued...
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