Chapter 520: Why the hell cant you respect the deceased!(2/2)
"..."
After everyone listened to Fang Mo's statement, they were obviously speechless.
But after all, it was someone else's funeral, so they couldn't say much, so they walked up one by one and burned paper, lit incense and so on according to the rules.
It was just when everyone was offering incense and worshiping.
Fang Mo took out two black men made of paper from nowhere, and then walked towards the brazier with the two paper black men.
"Just wait for me..."
When Nick Fury saw this, he immediately stopped him, then pointed to the paper man in his hand and asked: "What does this mean?"
The paper figures in Fang Mo's hands are very realistic, with very expressive facial features, and they even have braids. And the most amazing thing is... they even have things that normal men should have. Although they are from Zhihu, but
But they were extraordinarily lifelike. Fang Mo was holding these two handles to carry them.
"Oh, I'll burn two apricot slaves for Gu Yi."
Fang Mo gave a simple explanation, and then planned to stuff the paper man into the brazier.
"...What did you say?"
Not to mention Nick Fury, even the rest of the people present were a little unable to sit still, especially the mages on Kamtaj's side, almost all of whom looked confused.
"Uh, sorry for the slip of tongue."
When Fang Mo saw this, he immediately changed his words and said: "I meant to burn two Kunlun slaves for Gu Yi..."
"..."
When everyone saw this, they didn't know what to say.
However, after all this, Fang Mo was still not satisfied. He stretched out his hand and pulled out two more white men like magic: "Well, burn two more Jews..."
"Stop it."
Nick Fury finally couldn't help it when he saw this, and raised his forehead directly and said: "Did you know that this is a funeral? We need to respect the deceased. At this time, you can't play hell, okay? Burn a paper
You still have to burn black people and Jewish people..."
"Oh, you can just be satisfied."
Fang Mo stuffed the paper man into the brazier and said with a smile: "I have changed a lot now. In the past, during the triangular trade and World War II... we always burned the real thing."
Wait until the paper man in your hand is stuffed into the brazier.
Fang Mo reached behind his back and dug out again, but this time it was a bit outrageous, because he actually took out two packs of Kotex, and then while everyone was stunned, he threw them directly into the brazier.
Well, this thing has glue and plastic inside.
So soon, the brazier here began to spit out black smoke.
"..."
When everyone saw this scene, they were stunned.
But very quickly, the Supreme Mage Strange here reacted. When Fang Mo reached out cheerfully to take out something again, he immediately rushed over and grabbed the other person's wrist.
"Stop it!"
Strange couldn't help but yelled: "Do you know what you are doing!?"
"ah?"
Fang Mo was stunned for a moment when he saw this: "What's wrong? Is it the brand I burned? Sorry, I don't understand this either. My partner told me that this brand is good and very comfortable..."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "It has nothing to do with the brand, are you insulting the dead?"
Strange said angrily: "Even if I am not an Oriental, I know that this kind of occasion should be very serious..."
"No, what are you in a hurry for?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo also smiled and waved his hand: "I don't have any objections to Gu Yi. Why are you so angry? I'm also afraid that if she goes down there, if she has her menstrual period or something, she won't be able to give you anything."
I told you in my dream that I needed this thing, and I meant well..."
Speaking of this, Fang Mo also looked at a corner happily.
When Gu Yi, who was in disguise in the corner, saw this, he immediately turned his head away as if he didn't recognize him, and at the same time, he also silently put on the mage's hood.
"I don't think you mean well."
Strange didn't know that Ancient One was still alive. He was really a little angry at the moment. He said directly to Fang Mo: "I think you just want to make fun of everyone. I don't allow you to worship the Ancient One anymore. You are far away from this."
Stay away from the brazier."
"Tch, be careful."
Fang Mo shrugged when he heard this, and then didn't argue with the other party.
He turned around and walked towards the corner next to him.
But soon, Fang Mo, who was leaning in the corner, became bored again, so he rolled his eyes and immediately thought of the most important thing, and he smiled evilly and took out his phone.
"Oops, why is my phone out of data?"
Fang Mo suddenly slapped his head, breaking the silence of the funeral again, and then he directly pulled over a very ordinary passerby mage next to him: "Brother, tell me, what is the password of your wifi here?
"
However, what people didn't expect is...
This mage seemed a little dissatisfied with Fang Mo.
He stared at Fang Mo for a long time, then looked directly into his eyes and said seriously: "Please respect the deceased!"
"Um……"
Fang Mo also pondered for a moment after hearing the words.
But before the mage here could breathe a sigh of relief, Fang Mo fiddled with the phone in his hand again, as if he was entering some password: "Is it the full spelling?"
"……you!"
The mage immediately became anxious when he heard this. After all, they all respected Master Gu Yi very much.
However, before the mage here could say anything, Strange suddenly stopped him, and then walked up to Fang Mo: "You really changed Kama Taj's previous wifi password, right?
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"I installed your wifi in the first place. Is there anything that should be changed?"
Fang Mo asked rhetorically, spreading his hands.
"Don't you think the password hhhhgysl is inappropriate?"
Strange took a deep breath and asked.
"What's inappropriate about this?" Fang Mo directly spread his hands: "I have said that I am Gu Yi's best friend. Of course I know that she also hopes that she can be freed. As a best friend, I am naturally happy for her.
Oh, is there anything wrong with this?"
"Anyway, I have changed the password."
Strange said: "The wizards here all said they cannot accept this wifi password."
"Damn it, you actually changed it for me..."
Fang Mo's eyes twitched when he heard this, and then he suddenly asked as if he thought of something: "Can you change it to hhhhfmsl? I'm telling you, be careful, I'm impatient..."
"No."
Strange shook his head: "I changed it."
"Tsk...it's so tasteless."
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately showed a disgusted expression, but soon he waved his hand: "Hey, forget it, after all, I am your elder in the magic world, and I am too lazy to argue so much with a junior like you."
After saying this, Fang Mo stopped paying attention to Strange.
Instead, he walked directly towards the center of the field.
"Okay, now everyone has almost finished burning the paper." Fang Mo clapped his hands: "Now prepare to carry the coffin for burial. Naiya, Fury, Rhodes, Sam, it's your turn..."
"Haha, okay, no problem."
Nyarlathotep didn't have any airs of an outside god in front of Fang Mo. He walked over with a big smile, and at the same time he didn't forget to greet the others.
"……I knew it."
After Nick Fury saw this scene, he also sighed with a headache, but he still took the other two people over. There was no other way. Although the other party was a troublemaker, he was also his biggest financial backer.
Ah, if he wants to make trouble, I really have to accompany him.
Thinking of this, he also cooperated with the other people with a dark face and silently lifted Gu Yi's coffin.
But he had just lifted the heavy coffin.
Fang Mo over there started talking again.
"You see, the physical fitness of this black man is amazing, much better than that of white people."
Fang Mo spoke to the little demon with a proud look on his face: "Jesus was already dead after only receiving three nails, but look at my buddy Fury. He was shot several times back then and was in trouble. Now he can still help."
Chapter completed!