Chapter 686(1/2)
"this……"
After a long time, the audience in the live broadcast room finally realized.
"What the hell is this?"
"Is this the UFC player? Why are you so fucked? I didn't even touch the corner of the landlord's clothes!"
"Can't you be a landlord?"
"The key is that I can't tell what's so good. I just hide. After hiding, I knocked my head and finally shaved a big ear, right?"
"You are so awesome on the upper floor. If you have the ability, go and face Chen Dong to see if he can hit you?"
"Who can't brag?"
The audience was shocked.
But I couldn't figure out the situation for a while. After all... no matter how I looked, I couldn't tell that my father was a master of national martial arts, nor did I see those awesome moves, internal strength or something? How to prove that this is kung fu, this is national martial arts?
During their quarrel, Chen Dong, who was stunned by a big slaughter, gradually woke up.
At this moment, he was so miserable.
My head is swollen! My head is full of bags...
puff……
Xiao Cai couldn't help but smile and said, "Dear viewers, it seems that our 'old landlord' is still very honest. He said that he would blow Chen Dong's dog head, but he would blow Chen Dong's dog head. In my opinion, this shock is not a dog head, this is simply an alien!"
"And, it can be seen that from beginning to end, the 'old landlords' are almost always playing with Chen Dong."
"It should be obvious who wins and who loses, right?"
The audience was also happy.
Especially the audience who originally supported Dad and the ‘support winner’ laughed and sent out barrage.
"It's indeed an alien!!!"
"Awesome this!"
"Hahaha, the dog's head was beaten and became an alien. There is nothing wrong with it! There is no problem at all, hahahaha!"
"I'm sorry, I don't usually smile, but I really can't help it now..."
"Wow, what do you think Chen Dong is doing?"
In the live broadcast, Chen Dong was lying on the ground, not because he couldn't get up, but because his hands were constantly fumbled, and his eyes were swollen and only a slit was left, and his strength was greatly affected.
Just when everyone didn't understand what Chen Dong was doing, and even doubted whether he was blinded, Chen Dong spoke...
"Big, I love you so much, I can't catch the duck in the back nest..."
“I love it so cool.”
Many viewers: "…"
"What the hell?"
"What is he talking about?!"
"I love it so cool? What's it?"
"I got it. He said quickly. Help me quickly. I can't find my back molars, hahahaha!"
"Puchi, this is so damn, I'm so hilarious. This is really a big fuck!"
"The old landlord is also a person who cares about teeth, and for eyes. If you say you want me to look for teeth all over the floor, I will let you look for teeth all over the floor!"
"It's not just about looking for teeth all over the floor? Hahaha, don't you understand? He's bragging and leaking the air!"
"It seems that's true, hahahahahaha I'm so thrilled!"
The audience was so happy.
This is so fun!
At the beginning, I was so sarcastic that I was talking about as if I was the only one in the world. What happened? As soon as I started fighting, I couldn't even touch the corner of the other person's clothes.
In the end, I was beaten to the point where I was looking for teeth, and I was even more boasting...
Isn't this funny yet???
"Oh, it's boring."
"No more fight, too weak."
Facing the camera, my father pretended to be a little bit lightly, saying that this guy was too weak and could not arouse his interest at all. Then, he left with Lin Yi.
Xiao Cai made a final summary when facing this live broadcast shot.
Chen Dong?
Come on, not many people have always paid attention to losers.
Especially the loser today is still a complete joke...
Chen Dong was even more embarrassed. At this moment, how could he dare to stay in the registration office of the Kung Fu Football Team?
He called his subordinates and found the back groove, and immediately pressed the "Alien" head and ran away without looking back.
...
soon.
Many media have released various related news.
"Kung Fu Fighting the Counterfeit? Failed to Become an Alien in the First Battle"
"Shocked! The anti-counterfeiting madman was actually killed by an old man..."
"The Chinese martial arts really exist?! UFC athlete was beaten by a thin old man"
"The True or False of National Art? Some people say that this is a hype"
"The hype is undoubtedly! A thin old man beats the strong man to the point where he has no trace of kung fu~"
...
There are so many news, true and false!
There are countless numbers.
However, Chen Dong's reputation became completely foul.
Kung Fu counterfeits? Fighting for a fart?
In his prime, he had a heavyweight figure, but was beaten to an alien by an elderly "slim monkey". He even said that he was fighting against counterfeiting?
Fake a hammer!
Not anti-counterfeiting?
That's hype!
The former is because one cannot add hype, while the latter is when one joins together to hype...
No matter what, it's hype!
Nowadays, what netizens dislike most is often hype.
Since it was hype no matter what, Chen Dong's reputation was completely stinky, especially this guy's mouth was very crazy and smelly, and he was beaten all over the ground for teething.
In this case, even those who originally supported him would scold him: What kind of thing is this?
...
On Weibo.
Related topics have long been flooding the screen, and netizens' comments are also varied.
"I think it's hype!"
"Yes, this is too obvious!"
"The two of them have a different physical fitness, and it is impossible for this to be the result!"
"Support, if there is really national martial arts, it would be fine, but the 'old landlord''s moves and moves have no trace of national martial arts? Isn't it just to hide and then rush and shake?"
"So... this is totally a hype? It's so disgusting!"
"If you look at it this way, wouldn't you still be able to judge whether the Chinese martial arts and kung fu are true or false?"
"Hey, I'm happy..."
Most netizens think it is hype!
Because my dad didn't look very good.
I can't see the shadow of "national martial arts". After all, the kung fu in the movie is so handsome...
Simply put, people do not think that Chinese martial arts looks so ordinary.
There are no high-end moves or something, which is also called national martial arts?
To be continued...