Chapter 1209 So scheming(2/3)
"You're just lying when you step on a horse. I'm sure it's bigger than you when I take it out. You're such a pervert that you even care about my age. Go ahead and sleep on another side."
The fat man is really worried that he is too perverted and threatens him. Who knows if he is really gay and dare not say it. He must be on guard against others.
He immediately moved to the side, feeling a little safer.
Both of them were wary of each other to see if the other was really perverted, so they lay down on opposite sides and even carried each other on their backs, sleeping butt to butt.
It just couldn't stop for a while, and they continued to collide, with no one letting the other go.
In the end, the thin Ye Yaodong had no choice but to surrender, cede the land and pay compensation, and move a little further inside before he could sleep peacefully.
After all, he is such a big man, he still shakes the spoon all year round, and helps his father-in-law press the pig. He has a lot of strength in his hands. He really can't resist it.
But he also secretly swore in his heart that he would never lie with a man until his death. It was so disgusting!!
She actually stared at his crotch! Perverted!
Ye Yaodong forgot that it was he who stuffed the money into his crotch and hid it, which aroused people's surprised looks.
When they woke up early the next morning, the two of them forgot about the friction last night, and stayed in bed with a tacit understanding. It wasn't until the sun got very high and the clothes under the quilt were warm that they started to chatter.
As soon as Ye Yaodong got up, he felt something was wrong with Fatty's vision.
He covered his crotch.
But the fat man said disdainfully: "You are so scheming!"
Ye Yaodong immediately went dark.
"You can walk back later."
"Then go home and tell my wife."
Ye Yaodong cursed a few curse words and quickly put on his clothes.
Seeing that he was abandoning him, the fat man quickly put on his clothes and trousers and followed him out.
"Hey, don't, I'm just joking, you can't really leave me here..."
The fat man followed him shamelessly. When he started the tractor with the crank handle, he quickly climbed up to take a seat to avoid having to walk back later.
Ye Yaodong had no good face the whole time, and kicked him down as soon as he returned to the village.
"You are inhumane, President Ye, murder..."
"I know, you are afraid that I will know your secret...that's why you want to kill someone to silence..."
The villagers on the roadside asked curiously: "What's wrong, aren't you friends?"
"Hey, it's all my fault that I know too much..."
"What do you know? What happened to A Dong?"
"Hey, I can't say, who calls him my brother?"
Ye Yaodong didn't hear what he said next. The noise of the tractor was too loud, otherwise he would have to stop and chop him to death with a knife.
Lin Xiuqing saw his tractor coming back, and quickly greeted him with a smile, "You're back? Why are you keeping such a straight face? What are you doing?"
"nothing."
He took a look at the busy group of people in the workshop. They were all in good order and performing their duties. He put his hands in his pockets and walked around before heading home.
Seeing that he seemed fine, Lin Xiuqing followed him.
"The goods I brought back in the past two days will probably need to be sold for another two days. During these two days, I asked Ah Cai to stop receiving the goods and process the goods at home first."
"Um."
"I'll get you something to eat."
"good."
Ye Xiaoxi was sitting in the yard playing with the big cock in his hand. When he saw Ye Yaodong coming back, he immediately stood up and rushed towards him, hugging his thigh.
"Dad~ you are back again~"
Ye Yaodong had a smile on his face.
But when he saw the little girl hugging his thigh and her head going directly under his crotch, she couldn't help but laugh or cry.
"Your dad's legs are too long, or are you too tall? You are 4 years old, and your legs are not as long as mine."
Ye Xiaoxi pulled her head out and put her hand on her head to check her height. She reached up to his crotch, so she stretched out her hand and pinched it.
"What's this?"
Ye Yaodong had just been forced to spread his legs by her, and he immediately pulled her aside, his face a little embarrassed.
"Here is the money. Dad is pretending to be the money."
Lin Xiuqing couldn't help laughing when she saw it, and quickly held Ye Xiaoxi's hand to prevent her from being curious about anything.
In order to show his innocence and fear that the child would misunderstand, Ye Yaodong reached in and took out a banknote and showed it to her.
Ye Xiaoxi grabbed the money and said happily: "Is it for me?"
"Okay, I'll give it to you then."
Just one dollar.
As soon as he thought this, he saw her turning around and immediately handed the money to Lin Xiuqing.
"Mom, here you go!"
"This girl... Isn't it wrong to rob the rich and give to the poor? I'm obviously the one who needs relief."
Lin Xiuqing took the banknote and smiled so hard that she couldn't see her eyes. She touched her head and gave her another penny.
"Be good, buy some candy and eat it."
"That's great, mom is the best... I'm buying some candy, some maltose..."
She happily squeezed the coin and ran out jumping.
"You're still so happy after exchanging one dollar for a penny, this stupid kid." Ye Yaodong watched helplessly as she ran away excitedly.
"She doesn't know how much a dollar bill is, but she knows that a penny coin can buy a piece of maltose, haha."
He also laughed, and when he saw the big rooster in the corner of the yard, he laughed even more.
"What's this……"
Lin Xiuqing followed his line of sight and saw that the big rooster in the corner was covered with little pussies and its feathers were all tied up with rubber bands. She was speechless.
"What a waste of time... After harming the dog, it's time to harm the chicken again."
"Who tied up the big cock?"
"The old lady said that when you come back, I'll kill a rooster to make up for you. Anyway, I'll start hatching chicks again next month. I don't know when you will come back, so I caught one in advance and tied it up before letting it out of the cage in the morning.
If you come back early, kill early; if you come back late, kill later."
"Let her run away, otherwise I can take a picture of her and show her when she grows up. When I was a child, there were many people who hated dogs and even bullied chickens."
"You take pictures of everything."
The old lady was sitting in the yard basking in the sun. She was originally looking at Ye Xiaoxi, but now she ignored her and said with a smile: "Then I'll kill him later. I'll let you take a photo first."
"Um."
When Ye Yaodong returned to the house, he took off his clothes and pants first and took out the money on his body.
Just when he was about to take out his crotch, he saw Lin Xiuqing looking at his crotch, and he lowered his head to look at it.
Now he was still wearing a pair of long johns, but his bulge was obviously visible, which made him feel angry and funny.
"Looking at it like this, I'll pay for it for you."
"Ah?" Lin Xiuqing was stunned for a moment, "Can't you just take it out yourself?"
"Mad, I was laughed at by the fat man this morning, and also last night."
"What are you laughing at?"
Ye Yaodong didn't answer and took out the money hidden in his crotch first.
The cunning rabbit still has three burrows, of course he hides them everywhere on his body.
"I originally thought that the store's recent turnover would be used to pay the balance for those containers, and I wouldn't have the money to get them back these days. Unexpectedly, I sold a batch of lighters yesterday and made a lot of money into my account. My father-in-law asked me to bring them back today.
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Lin Xiuqing nodded, but she was still curious, what was the fat man laughing at?
"Why did you just say that Fatty was laughing at you?"
"It's nothing. He has also decided on the store, rented two other stores, and arranged for someone to get through. I will wait for him to send the rent and borrowed money later."
"Oh, so why is he laughing at you?"
Ye Yaodong was angry. He had known that he would not be able to mention even a single sentence.
Lin Xiuqing looked at him even more curiously.
"What did he laugh at you for?"
To be continued...