Chapter 459 Zoo
Satan was disbanded and all retired.
Now aliens have invaded, so Satan has gathered and is back.
To Gao Yuan, an onlooker, Satan had actually reorganized himself a long time ago, and it didn't matter that there was no such ceremony now.
But for Satan, for those who are familiar with and know Satan, Satan's reorganization means a lot.
Gao Yuan and all active members of the Spark Squad were invited to watch the ceremony. There was no grand ceremony for Satan's reorganization, but Gao Yang planned to formally reorganize Satan in the presence of many people, and the Spark Squad was the best audience.
There are also Soult, Klaus, and Renato, who are also the best spectators.
But apart from these people, there is no other audience.
This was the first time Gao Yuan saw all the members of Satan. As time passed, people rushed to the headquarters one after another. After the last thin and small person entered the tent, Gao Yang stood up casually and said: "People
Now that everyone is here, let’s get started.”
Gao Yang looked at the people in the command room. He felt that the tent was a little crowded, so he strolled outside the tent, and the people behind him also swarmed out, and they all came outside the tent.
Putting his hand on his forehead, Gao Yang looked up at the sun, and then he said with emotion: "Back then, I encountered a plane crash and landed not far from here, and then... I became a mercenary."
With an emotional smile on his face, Gao Yang turned around and looked at the people behind him, then he raised his arms and said, "I'm glad to meet you, my brothers."
No one spoke, everyone was watching Gao Yang. Gao Yang raised his right hand, curled up his ring finger and little finger, touched his index finger and middle finger at his temple, and said loudly: "Satan! Everyone assemble!"
"yes!"
"Big dog!"
Gao Yang started to call the roll, and the first person he called was Big Dog. Grolev stood forward and shouted: "Here we come!"
Grolev shouted so hard that his voice broke.
"Toad!"
"arrive!"
Li Jinfang stood forward, saluted, and then stood next to Grolev.
"rabbit!"
"arrive!"
Rabbit shouted in a long voice and stood next to Li Jinfang.
"Little fly!"
"arrive!"
"T-Rex!"
"Yes, sir!"
Erin's answer was slightly different. She yelled viciously, and then stood next to Frye.
"Worker bee!"
"arrive!"
"skunk!"
"arrive!"
Gao Yang took a deep breath and shouted: "Big Bird!"
"arrive!"
"fox!"
"arrive!"
The one-eyed Yake's nickname turned out to be Fox. His voice was not loud, but his excitement was obvious.
"panda!"
The military doctor stood in front, swallowed his saliva, and said loudly: "Here we are!"
"turtle!"
A tall man with a prosthetic leg stood in the queue. He saluted Gao Yang and then shouted in Russian: "Here, the turtle will always be there!"
"Fat cat!"
"arrive."
"porcupine."
"arrive!"
Another person Gao Yuan had never seen before.
"Stupid bear!"
A very tall and strong man, carrying a sniper grenade on his back, shouted: "Here we come!"
"cobra."
"arrive!"
Gao Yuan is still someone he doesn't know, but now Gao Yuan has discovered a problem, that is, how come the people in the Satan mercenary group all have animal nicknames, without exception.
"Pigeon!"
"arrive!"
I still don’t recognize it, it’s still an animal.
"bat!"
"arrive!"
The bat is a woman, the second woman of Satan.
"octopus."
Gao Yang looked at the thin and small man who came last, and the man called Octopus shrugged, shook his head, and then said helplessly: "Why do you have to call me Octopus? Why don't you call me No. 13?"
Okay? Arrive."
Gao Yang curled his lips and continued loudly: "Cockroach!"
"arrive!"
A man whose left hand looks a little disabled, well, there are really many disabled people in Satan, and so far, all Satans are animals.
It is better to call it a Satanic mercenary group than a Satanic zoo.
"crow!"
Satan's third woman was named, and the woman who was always inseparable from the rabbit shouted: "Here we come!"
"mouse!"
Satan's cook shouted: "Here we come!"
Gao Yang looked at Jesse Li who was sitting in a wheelchair, and then he said loudly: "Musket...oh no, Coyote."
Jesse Lee shouted: "Arrived!"
After the names were called, they were all animals. It seems that Jesse Lee was not originally a nickname, but now he is also a nickname for an animal.
Gao Yang took a deep breath, and then he suddenly shouted: "Test tube!"
Gao Yang called his name, and then all the people whose names were called, including Gao Yang and Satan, shouted together: "Here!"
Gao Yuan understood that he was dead in this test tube.
Because everyone who was called out during the roll call must be dead.
Gao Yang continued: "We are!"
Gao Yang stretched out his hand, and then others put their hands on his, and then shouted together: "Invincible Satan!"
"Satan..."
Most of the people shouted "Invincible Satan", but only one person, that is, the thin and small man, only shouted "Satan" without the word "Invincible".
So after everyone took their hands away, No. 13 said in great surprise: "When did you change the slogan? Also, when did the musket change its name to coyote?"
Gao Yang shrugged and said with a smile: "When I was waiting for you just now, who told you not to come?"
No. 13 waved his hand, and then he said to Gao Yang: "So, is my sister happy?"
Gao Yang was speechless, and Frye quickly said from the side: "Hi, hi, of course your sister is very happy, but you shouldn't say this at this time."
No. 13 spread his hands and said: "So, you suddenly issued a rally order to ask me to join the battle? I told you not to bother me if there is nothing important."
Gao Yang waved his hand twice and said: "You can go back. I just asked you to come and participate. It feels bad to be missing someone."
No. 13 frowned and said, "You didn't answer my question. Is there anything important?"
"Of course it's important. Isn't Satan's reorganization important enough?"
No. 13 said impatiently: "It's something really important, like killing someone, not something that is full of ritual but actually has no meaning."
Gao Yang said enthusiastically: "Is saving humanity important?"
"Just going to fight?"
"Yes."
No. 13 grabbed Gao Yuan, and then he smiled and said: "This is indeed very important, so...since you didn't forget to call me during the assembly, I decided to forgive you, damn it! I said it's okay, don't bother
Me, but I didn’t say don’t bother me with anything! But it’s been several years, and you haven’t even given me a single call except to tell me that aliens are going to invade and to rush to this shitty place right away! Damn it!
's! And then when I got here, you left me alone and let me continue to live a bullshit secluded life! Fake! Fake! I've had enough!"
Gao Yang laughed and said: "If you feel bored, then you should come out to us earlier. Drink, shoot, and chat every day. That would be great. You are the one who insists on pursuing inner peace and living in seclusion. Now
Chapter completed!