Chapter 147 The daily life of aliens(1/2)
After watching three episodes of A Bite of China with Xinghe, Gao Yuan sat on the sofa and fell asleep.
Gao Yuan was really too sleepy, and when he was shaken awake, he found that Xinghe's face, which could not be said to be pretty, but definitely not ugly, looked very big in front of him.
"Wake up, it's time to eat!"
"Um, ah?"
Gao Yuan was leaning on the sofa, and then he realized that he hadn't heard Ma Wenguang when he entered the room.
After wiping his face, Gao Yuan stood up and said, "Director Ma."
Ma Wenguang said with a smile: "Well... the donkey meat is cooked. If you have had a good rest, go and eat now."
Gao Yuan quickly said: "Oh, okay, I'll go wash my face and go."
The place where Xinghe lives cannot even be called a bathroom, it has to be called a washroom.
Gao Yuan washed his face, and then he saw a brand new toothpaste and toothbrush, so he used it directly. But while he was brushing his teeth, he saw in the mirror that Xinghe had followed him.
"What did you come in for?"
"I want to observe how you perform personal hygiene care. I need to learn and adapt to the ways of the earth. I can no longer get the full protection and cleaning of the mecha, so I can only try to use low-level methods."
Gao Yuan paused for a moment, then nodded and said, "I'm brushing my teeth..."
"Just do it and I'll learn it by watching you."
It was really awkward. Gao Yuan washed his face and brushed his teeth. He wanted to take a bath, but it seemed unrealistic now.
"Um...can you go out for a moment? I need to use the toilet."
"You're in the toilet, oh, I understand, excreting!"
Gao Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said: "Yes, can you go out for a while?"
Xinghe didn't move. He thought for a long time and finally knew: "No, I have to see your... excretion method, because I have been holding it in for a long time."
Gao Yuan wanted to ask you how you solved the problem in the mecha, but he decided not to ask the question.
Just think of dedicating yourself to science.
It just feels so bad to be sacrificing your life for science and interstellar friendship.
After Gao Yuan left the toilet, he pressed the flush button and said, "That's it, oh, that's for taking a bath. When you open it, there will be water, so you can adjust the water temperature. Well, that's basically it."
"Using water to clean is really backward. Sorry, I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just expressing my feelings."
"Then how do you clean your body?"
"Wave, a microwave that can remove any excess attachments from the body."
"Harmless to the body?"
"Of course it's harmless."
"Okay, so your clothes...are you always wearing this way?"
Xinghe looked down at his tights, then he shook his head and said: "Of course not, we also have many styles of clothes, and many of them are very similar to those on Earth. As for what I am wearing now, this is a standard spacesuit. It is very comfortable and very comfortable."
For ease of movement, tights are obviously the most suitable style of clothing on a spacecraft. At this point, I think I need to take off the spacesuit."
Xinghe pressed on the collar, and then his clothes split silently from top to bottom, just like a piece of paper folded in half and spread out on both sides.
Gao Yuan quickly turned his head, and Xinghe walked out of his clothes and sat on the toilet.
Gao Yuan took a deep breath, and then he found that taking deep breaths was not enough, and he had to take deep breaths continuously.
"How did you do that?"
"What?"
"Your...spacesuit, why did it open so silently?"
"Oh, magnetic attraction is like magnetic attraction to each other. It only requires a very weak electric current to complete mutual attraction and separation. If you can understand the first law of the universe, then you will understand that it is very simple."
"I don't understand, so how can I put it on?"
"Press it again, and the weak current will cause the space suit to close automatically. Well, actually, this is not a space suit in the strict sense. The mecha is the real space suit. This is a close-fitting comfort protective layer and has no effect."
Listening to the sound of gurgling water finally stopping, Gao Yuan wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead and said, "Is it okay?"
"That's ok."
Gao Yuan waited for a while, turned around slightly, and found that Xinghe had already put on his space suit, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Don't worry, of course I understand the etiquette of Earth, haha."
Xinghe smiled, Gao Yuan smiled with him, and then he immediately realized something was wrong.
If you know the etiquette of the earth, then why did you just take off your spacesuit directly, or take it off completely from top to bottom?
This doesn't make sense.
But I have to say that Xinghe's technology is indeed advanced. They can take off their clothes super fast and put them on even faster, and they are silent.
"Let's go, let's go eat."
"Well, wash your hands."
Xinghe nodded, and then he said while washing his hands: "I am in contact with the microorganisms and viruses on the earth, and clean them with water. Ha, this is really backward. I can even imagine that when eating food with only hands, the microorganisms are
How does it enter the body?"
When Gao Yuan and Xinghe came out of the bathroom together, Ma Wenguang's back was turned to them. When Ma Wenguang turned around, his expression was obviously wrong.
But Ma Wenguang had to force himself to look normal.
Gao Yuan pointed at Xinghe and said: "He has to learn everything. Well, I will teach him..."
"I understand, I understand, I should, you two, please come with me. The chef said that donkey meat is best cooked and eaten fresh, so let's go to the restaurant to eat."
Gao Yuan and Xinghe followed Ma Wenguang out. This restaurant was still in the highest security area, so there was no need to go out. There was already a chef waiting in the restaurant.
A soup pot and a stove, but it's a pity that it's an electric stove and not a wood stove.
Ma Wenguang stretched out his hand to the chef and said with a smile: "Master, it's ready. Let me introduce it by the way."
"Okay, this is a black donkey that we killed yesterday. It is now cooked. It has just come out of the oven and is still hot. The donkey meat soup we make at home is a pure century-old soup."
Xinghe frowned and said, "Wait a minute, a century-old soup?"
Gao Yuan quickly said: "Exaggeration, adjective, adjective."
The master was a little anxious and said: "It's not an exaggeration, it's really not an exaggeration. I brought a can of soup with me when I fled. When we cooked the meat last night, if I hadn't..."
Ma Wenguang winked, and then he said in a deep voice: "Master Yang, that's just an exaggeration. Ah, hurry up and burn it."
Master Yang was stunned for a moment, and then he said unwillingly: "Hey, eat a few."
Gao Yuan looked at the huoshao and said to Xinghe: "This is a round shaoshao, the meat is hot, and hot soup is poured on it when eating. There is also a long type, the meat is cold."
The master chef immediately said: "That's not authentic and doesn't taste good!"
Xinghe immediately said: "Why not authentic?"
Gao Yuan breathed out, wanting to slap himself twice on the mouth, but luckily, after seeing the master fish out a large piece of meat from the soup pot with a hook, Xinghe sniffed and said: "Smell, fragrance, undefined
The fragrance is pleasant.”
Ma Wenguang looked at Gao Yuan from the side, and Gao Yuan nodded slightly, indicating to Ma Wenguang that his guess was correct.
So Ma Wenguang immediately said to the master: "Master Yang, just do it, I won't ask you, don't say anything, okay."
Master Yang started to cut the meat, then he took a stove and put the minced donkey meat in. Finally, he took a spoon from the soup pot and poured a spoonful of broth into it, and then wrapped it in a beautifully made paper bag.
Pass it forward.
Gao Yuan and Xinghe both stretched out their hands, but Xinghe had long hands and took the fire first, while Gao Yuan said without leaving a trace: "Take the paper and don't eat it in your mouth."
Xinghe did not eat, he was observing, and then he suddenly said: "Donkey meat is burned, then is the donkey meat the meat of a donkey? It is a donkey in the class Mammalia, order Perissodactyla, Equus, and Equus. The Guizhou donkey is also poor in skills and has the wrong head.
The horse's mouth, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, is the same as the donkey's donkey, right?"
Gao Yuan nodded and said, "Yes."
"What about fire?"
"Huo Shao... is Huo Shao, uh, flour cakes baked from wheat flour, yes! This is Huo Shao!"
Gao Yuan was a little proud. He felt that he had accurately described the fire thing with scientific vocabulary.
"Wheat? Wheat in the phylum Angiosperm, class Monocotyledon, order Poaceae, family Poaceae, subfamily Poa, tribe Tritici, genus Triticum?"
Gao Yuan was a little helpless. Ma Wenguang and the master master were both a little surprised. Then the master master said in surprise: "Is this... a foreigner? How do you know so clearly? Is he a foreigner?"
Gao Yuan took a breath and said: "Yes, it's what you said... wheat."
"So common wheat, echinacea, timothy, or cone wheat? Which one?"
Gao Yuan thought for a while, then he looked at Xinghe and said seriously: "You can eat it, it won't taste good if it's cold!"
Ma Wenguang secretly made up his mind to immediately mobilize botanists, agriculturists, zoologists, and especially gourmets to come on standby so that he could answer Xinghe's questions at any time. Gao Yuan must not be allowed to answer Xinghe's questions in such a rogue way, which would be a disgrace to mankind on earth.
Face.
To be continued...