she----

I met a gangster! A His Highness!

Surprisingly————

The two people actually look exactly the same!!!

Introduction: "If you're a man, just lie down! I'm going to rip you off!" A certain woman drunkenly knocked down a certain man. That night, her seventeen-year virginity record was broken! She stole it the next day.

He walked away with his precious diamond necklace and a check worth one billion... Two years later, he came back with a pair of twin babies... and met a man who looked exactly like him! "Mommy! I found out that we have two children."

A daddy! And

And they are both so handsome!" Two men who looked exactly the same announced to her and her babies at the same time - "You are the tadpoles your mother stole from me!" "Babies, you are the ones.

The seeds I sowed!" Damn it! Two men actually came and wanted to shoot her baby! Come on, this is her adopted baby, it can't be their seed! But who did she, You Xiaoming, have a fling with that night?

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Preview 1: She, the confused and naturally dumb You Xiaoming - "Ah! You think having a child is a joke! Just say it!"

When she met a suave gangster————

"That's my baby!"

"You obviously stole the tadpoles from me!!!"

"You tadpole has no tail and only four limbs!"

"This is a mutated frog, do you understand?"

When she met a handsome and unrestrained Highness————

"Woman, they must have been the seeds I planted in you, and they sprouted so quickly!"

"Haha~~Have you sown the seeds? Then why didn't you come to water and fertilize!"

"I'm letting them learn to grow up on their own from childhood!"

There are even cute twin babies, who are so funny————

He is the cunning and patient Kiritong - "As Mommy's invincible baby, we would rather die to drive away the intruders!"

He is a clumsy and lively egg baby - "I thought that eggs would prefer to be boiled eggs, but I didn't expect that they would hatch out chicks, so what would I eat? Why not...eat boiled chicks?"

There are also a bunch of bad friends who joined in enthusiastically————

She, the crazy and mischievous Jun Xiaoruo——"Greetings to me from the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!"

She, the elegant and ruffian Aya Xiaoxue——"Why do you eat my tofu and call me rotten tofu! Rotten tofu is not tofu!"

She, the quirky and quirky Luo Xiaoluo——"This is called...behind every successful Ultraman, there is a little monster who is silently beaten."

She, the evil and scheming Mi Xiaochen——"As the worst person among them all, you are already considered a dishwasher!"

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When You Xiaoming meets Zun Shanglie————

"You don't need to explain, I'm not interested in you, and you can tell by your appearance that you must be a virgin!"

"What do you mean!"

"It's very simple. No man will sleep with you without risking his life..."

When You Xiaoming meets Zun Shangcang————

"I know my photos are not good...but you don't have to judge me so badly..."

Listening to him commenting on his photos in embarrassment, You Xiaoming finally couldn't help but growl.

"You know it too! That's why you hang the photo at the door to ward off evil spirits and hang it on the bedside for contraception~~"

Shrimp?!

When You Xiaoming meets Tongtong, Dan Bao————

"My dears, when you grow up, you must be a gentleman, you know?"

"Do you know what a gentleman is?!" Tongtong immediately turned to Dan Bao for help.

"Stupid! A gentleman is a big bad wolf who is patient! Daddy Lie taught me that!"

A certain Ming fell to the ground. Those two guys must not be allowed to teach bad children in the future!

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"Dan Bao, do you know how fat you are now? Lose weight for me!"

A certain Ming roared at a certain fat guy.

A certain Tongtong sighed and patted Danbao on the shoulder, "It's so pitiful to have Han Hong's disease without Han Hong's life~~"

Preview 2:

When You Xiaoming met Mi Xiaochen————

"Did you see that handsome guy?! Use your vixen spirit to seduce him!"

As soon as You Xiaoming heard the word 'vixen', he immediately turned the table over...

When did she have such spirit!

"I won't even die!"

"Then...if Tracy McGrady scores, you go and seduce me!"

Mi Xiaofan smiled evilly, looked at the TV, and said.

You Xiaoming was stunned, staring at Maddie on the TV for a moment - Don't come in, don't come in!

However--

"Okay! Come in, let's seduce!"

Seeing Maddie really enter, You Xiaoming was stunned... Three seconds later...

"But this is a replay!!!"

When You Xiaoming meets Jun Xiaoruo————

You Xiaoming had no choice but to ask everyone, "In ancient times, the emperor called himself a widower, so what did the queen call herself?"

"You'll know it as soon as you marry your mother..."

"There is no need to marry a mother here, I know! It's called...a widow!!"

As soon as Jun Xiaoruo's words came out, everyone decided...

When You Xiaoming met Ling Xiaoxue————

You Xiaoming glanced at the gift she gave with some distress, "Xiaoxue, I have given you such an expensive gift, shouldn't you also..."

"I've thought about it a long time ago! Hey! Here's the receipt! Hee hee~~"

Receipt……

You Xiaoming immediately wanted to hit the wall...

When You Xiaoming meets Luo Xiaoluo————

"What? You slept with a man?!"

"Xiaoluo...can you please be gentle!"

You Xiaoming quickly made a shushing gesture. Unexpectedly, Luo Xiaoluo grabbed her hand and shouted——

"Does that man think his life is too long? That's why he came to find you!"
Chapter completed!