044. Exotic Lolita Baby
Then a terrifying concealed booger with a greenish-yellow light accidentally landed on the head of the very naughty Yang Wei who was passing by the table.
Yang Wei, who had been slapped, didn't notice it at all, but still walked away from Li Hao arrogantly and walked towards the empty tables.
Because in Yang Wei's eyes, who in the entire dining hall dares to disrespect him? Who are the people in the dining hall? They are all a bunch of rubbish. They are all a bunch of outer disciples. If you are lucky, you can enter the inner gate, but if you are not,
If you're good, just stay at the inner door until you die.
Li Hao smiled indifferently, and looked at the seven or eight boys and girls at the same table with admonishing eyes. When several people saw Li Hao's glance, they lowered their heads and remained silent.
Because in their opinion, Li Hao was still an expert in the foundation-building stage. Anyone who dared to put boogers on the head of his direct disciple Yang Wei must have a high profile. One more thing would be better than one less thing.
But Li Hao felt that his body was instantly defeated by a charming voice,
"Uncle, why are you doing this? It's unhygienic to defecate anywhere."
"Ugh... ugh..."
"..It's so disgusting, such thick yellow boogers!"
"Ugh, vomit... vomit, vomit..."
Looking at the innocent eyes of the little girl, Li Hao touched his nose helplessly. He just touched his nose. As soon as he raised his hand, several people at the same table stood up in fright. They were afraid of that kind of nose.
The hidden weapon of shit falls on you.
Coincidentally, the little girl did not stand up. She just looked at the very old uncle with curious eyes.
"Well, I don't want to call you uncle. You have to call me senior. You know? Or you can call me senior brother."
Li Hao smiled slightly, trying to make his smile as friendly as possible.
"Are you so old? I won't call you senior brother. I know all the senior brothers from the outer sect, but I have never met you. Are you an uncle from the inner sect?"
"Cough cough...cough cough...cough...I'm not an uncle, I'll say it again! You have to call me senior brother! By the way, this junior sister, what is your name?"
Li Hao now finally understood why those men in his previous life said that they were very young in front of women, especially in front of little lolita. Even a fifty-year-old man would say that he was a twenty-year-old boy. It wouldn't work if he didn't say it, then
Wouldn’t that make people look down upon?
"Uncle, my name is Cai Baobao."
"Ahem, okay, you can call me whatever you like. What's your name? Cai Baobao? Yes, your parents are both talented people..."
After Li Hao finished speaking, he stopped talking and looked in the direction of the empty tables in the dining hall. He wanted to see what was going on. He looked at the rules and muttered something in his mouth when he turned his head.
"Baby Vegetable? Why not call him Meat Baby? What about Rice Baby? He's really talented!"
Li Hao simply ignored the glares and beard-blowing expressions of the few kids next to him, especially the recipient of the weird name: Cai Baobao.
"Where's the little fat guy in the dining hall? Why don't you get out and serve Senior Brother Yang?"
As soon as dozens of people sat down, a follower who looked like he was obviously an inner disciple jumped up and shouted.
At this time, a few people walked out of the teaching room of Shantang, and it was the little fat boy Shi Kai. We hadn’t seen each other for ten years, and the little fat boy looked to be in his thirties. His cultivation had improved a bit, and he was worthy of practicing.
It is the peak of the Qi period, but it is also affected by the qualifications and spiritual roots, and it is likely that it will not take another step forward in life.
Overall, the little fat guy looks pretty good, and his playful smile has been replaced by a mature and steady look. The only unsightly thing is the two dark circles on his face.
"Senior Brother Yang is here. What do you want to eat for this meal?" the little fat man asked in a neither humble nor overbearing tone.
Yang Wei squinted his eyes and looked at Shi Kai, and said slowly and calmly.
"I think your scar has healed and you have forgotten the pain, huh? Just bring up all the best food in your dining hall. If I don't eat well, you chefs will have to eat it later."
Stop it."
A trace of anger and helplessness flashed in Shi Kai's eyes, but he still smiled calmly.
"Senior Brother Yang, I still can't do this. Even if you hit me ten times, you can't do it. Because the dining hall prepares food for the entire Ba Dao Sect disciples.
If you eat up the best, the other disciples and deacons will have no choice but to nibble on the spiritual rice. The deacon of the dining hall will definitely do well what I entrusted to you before you went out to travel and retreat!"
Little Fatty Shi Kai's words caused a burst of laughter. Most of the more than fifty inner disciples who came with Yang Wei were laughing. The outer disciples not far away dared to be angry but dared not speak.
The gap between cultivation level and status is too big. If you offend your direct disciple, you may be killed without even knowing it.
Li Hao, however, was watching from a short distance as Little Fatty kept nodding his head. He thought to himself
: "It's so good that you are such a tough guy. I can't tell you that you still have a strong backbone. It's great! It's not easy for you to still be conscientious in doing the things I assigned you for the past ten years."
At this time, Li Hao also realized that these bastards were not here to eat at all. They were just here to cause trouble. Sure enough, a pretty boy in a white robe who looked to be in his twenties jumped out from behind Yang Wei and said
"In this case, don't blame us for being rude. In three days, Lingshi Peak will send out monthly reports again. Either you don't go to get them, or if you go, hand them over obediently. Otherwise, hahaha,
Be careful, your nose will be swollen too. Hahahahaha!"
Shi Kai still looked like that, with a calm face and replied
"It's the same even if your nose is swollen. Our dining hall is responsible for the entire outer sect disciples. Don't talk about the nose, don't I still have a butt? If the nose is swollen, I still have a butt! I will make sure you enjoy it to the fullest."
Yang Wei was sitting there with an uncertain expression on his face, looking at Shi Kai who refused to eat anything, and suddenly said softly
"Palm mouth!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the white-faced boy who had yelled just raised his palm and scratched Shi Kai's face. A trace of pain flashed in Shi Kai's eyes, but he still stood there without hesitation.
He knew that dodging was useless. If he dodged, the two hundred disciples in the dining hall would suffer. In this case, he might as well bear it himself.
"Hmph! Be brave!"
Shi Kai, who closed his eyes, didn't wait for that sound, but suddenly heard the angry roar of a person. Even if ten years later, he couldn't forget that voice.
The voice of the glorious deacon Li Hao.
"You? Who are you? How dare you stop me from teaching this guy who knows nothing about heaven and earth?"
The pretty boy looked at a middle-aged man in his thirties who appeared next to him in horror. Then he looked at his wrist that was tightly grasped. Not only him, but no one noticed this man.
How did you get to Shi Kai's side?
Including Yang Wei, who was in the early stage of the golden elixir, and eight young women at a table far away. It wasn't until he saw Li Hao appearing next to Shi Kai that the Loli named Cai Baobao screamed in surprise.
"Uncle, that guy looks exactly like you? Hey, where's the uncle?"
Yang Wei was also filled with surprise and uncertainty, thinking that he had not noticed how this man appeared beside the sect without being noticed. With a quick glance of his consciousness, he could see that this man was at least in the late stage of foundation building.
"Who are you? Do you know that I am Yang Wei, a direct disciple of Law Enforcement Peak? How dare you stop my subordinate from practicing family law."
"Yang Wei? I don't know you. Oh, family law, don't you know where this place is?"
The pretty boy's hand was grabbed and he couldn't break free. With his cultivation in the middle stage of Foundation Establishment, he was completely useless. Hearing this, he shouted in disbelief.
"This is the Ba Dao Zong Dining Hall. What's going on? Let go of my hand quickly."
"Humph, get out!"
Li Hao snorted angrily, threw his hand and threw the pretty boy five or six meters away, and there came a dog eating shit. Then he shouted
"Since you know that this is the dining hall, then you know that this dining hall is a mountaintop of the Ba Dao Sect. There is only one person who can enforce the family laws here, and that is the dining hall deacon. Other people are not qualified. Do you understand?
If you don’t understand, I can say it again!”
Yang Wei sat there without even looking at the pretty boy. In his opinion, the pretty boy was just a dog, it was no big deal. He asked yinyin
"Who are you? I don't think I've ever seen you before?"
Yang Wei had never been to the dining hall before, so of course he didn’t know Li Hao. But it didn’t matter. At this moment, all the two hundred disciples in the shantang had come out and stood in several rows at the door of the dining hall’s workshop. Under the leadership of the little fat man
, neatly and respectfully saluted Li Hao.
Chapter completed!