Chapter 27: Non-cute foodies do not exist
This is a small village. As soon as Duran and Denisa, the golden boy and jade girl, caught everyone's attention when they walked into the village.
"Guests from afar, don't you know what's going on when you come to our remote village?" The hunchbacked old man is the village chief of this village.
This village is actually a Taoyuan Township where fugitives gathered together from various forces, and was built away from the war and lived a life of having enough food and clothing. It has been a long time since strangers have come here, especially not long ago, when the moon appeared out of thin air in the sky, which forced the old village chief to deal with it carefully.
"It was just passing by, my wife and I were traveling. Seeing the beautiful scenery here, we could enter this mountain. I didn't expect there would be a village here!"
"Then please invite me to have a simple meal!" The old village chief decided to pay attention to treating the two people well, and then asked them to leave as soon as possible.
There was a free lunch, and Duran would certainly not refuse, so he took Denisa to the village chief's house!
The old village chief's son and daughter-in-law have both passed away, leaving only a three-year-old daughter, two people, one old and one young, depend on each other!
"Grandpa, I came back so early today!" Just like all the precocious children in the Naruto world, this girl named Chunxia is also very sensible.
"Spring and summer, I'm bringing the guests back!"
"Ah?" Chun Xia exclaimed, because there was no surplus grain at home. The two of the old village chief's family had no energy to hunt or farm. They usually rely on the support of the villagers from all over the country to eat their fill. But I don't know what happened in the past few days, even the best hunters in the village had no gains, so no one has ever given anything to the village chief's family because they can't even eat enough for their own family.
"What's wrong, Chunxiang? Cook it quickly!" In fact, this grandfather was incompetent and didn't even know that there was no surplus grain at home. Although he knew about the poor harvest of hunters in the village, the village chief never knew the situation at home. When Chunxiang was young, he was concerned about the sister-in-law of his neighbors, and he would not eat at home. Now that Chunxiang has become sensible, Chunxiang is in charge of the situation at home.
"There's no grandpa!" Chunxiang was secretly anxious and wondered what to do to keep her grandpa's face.
Duran was so angry that he knew that the house was penniless and had nothing to eat, if the rats in the cave were not counted.
"My lover and I first arrived at the treasure land. Before entering the village, we had already caught our prey." Dulan took out several corpses of animals that he didn't know very well.
"What a fat rabbit and rat, okay, I've taken it orally again today!" The village chief did not refuse, but the ingredients were taken, "Hurry up Chunxiang, eat rabbit and rat today!"
"Okay!" If there was no problem with cooking by yourself, Chunxiang would come out after running.
The little girl with pink and jade carvings, Denisa's motherhood was awakened again, and she helped the little girl go to the kitchen to cook.
"A very good woman!" said the old village chief with a look of appreciation that I admired.
Duran curled his lips, of course his wife is a good woman.
The old village chief seemed to think of his son and sighed!
"Old village chief, life is not easy now!" Du Lan suddenly spoke.
"?Yes, the several hunters in the village entered the mountain twice, but they had no gains." The old village chief said helplessly.
Duran smiled, "Do you know the reason?"
The old village chief shook his head, and he was also puzzled. In previous years, this time should have been the peak season for hunting, but this year there was no gain.
"Because a big foodie came on the mountain! All the animals on the mountain were eaten by it!"
"Ah?? What should I do?" The village chief was also knowledgeable. When he heard Duran's words, he realized that the survival of his village was in the mouth of the foodie.
"I will help you eliminate the harm, please help me build a house here!" In fact, Duran has been planning to live here for a while and live a life of two with Denisa. Of course, that kind of ordinary life is for nothing, Duran is going to open a martial arts school!
Of course, the ninjas in the Naruto world actually can't withstand Duran's punch, but the problem is that the ninjas have a substitute technique. If they fail to hit, Duran's fist will be of no use no matter how powerful it is. And let alone other disgusting ninjutsu, Duran can't even want to walk around now, so he can only calm down and study the ninjutsu of the Six Path Immortals!
In fact, the essence of chakra and qi is the same. chakra is the power produced by the combination of mental power and physical strength, while qi is the potential in the body. To use qi, it also requires superhuman physical strength and extraordinary concentration.
But it is the power system of two worlds. Duran tried many times to change the nature of Qi, but they all failed! Well, Duran couldn't use chakra.
"Duran, you don't have to be so discouraged. It's better to think from another perspective. As long as you adapt to the way of ninja combat, with your strength, it's not a piece of cake to correspond to them!" Denisa persuaded.
After learning modern knowledge in Gundam World, Denisa has learned to look at problems from multiple angles!
Duran's eyes lit up, "My wife is smart! Kiss one!"
At this moment, the old village chief came in without knowing the goods and said that Duran would let him go into the mountain as soon as possible to solve the problem for the village! Duran thought that he lived well here, so he agreed.
Duran entered the mountain alone, and Denisa stayed with Chunxiang. Denisa liked children, but for some reason, she had never had children with Duran.
Duran rarely uses teleportation because he and Denisa will not feel boring anywhere. But now when he is alone, teleportation is Duran’s means of transportation!
Black and white, wearing a hat, gray mid-trousers, dressed like a panda wine fairy.
When Duran appeared, the panda's paws that were still stuffing something into his mouth stopped.
"Don't eat in this mountain anymore. You have eaten up all the food in the villages at the foot of the mountain!" Duran said.
"??" The panda twisted his body and continued to eat.
"Didn't you say, don't eat it anymore?" Duran hugged the panda from behind and fell on a back bridge. Well? It's too heavy. Even Duran's combat effectiveness of over 100 million yuan could feel that he couldn't hold this lazy panda!
However, Duran shouted loudly, and he had entered a state similar to a super Saiyan, and finally hugged the panda. However, when he bent backward, the panda became heavier again. Duran's waist flashed and the panda sat on Duran's body!
"My waist!" Duran is also very old and has become a grandfather in the world of the Great Sword. Although his body is now composed of pure energy, his brain still has various physical reactions! For example, Duran's waist is now flashing.
"So heavy!" Fortunately, Duran is a warrior who is used to training under gravity, but the weight of the panda is too exaggerated, and at least it must have a few hundred times the gravity.
Duran’s feeling is right. This panda is a ninja beast born with ninjutsu. It also has the ability to control gravity like the blood-relay limit. Ordinary people must die if they are pressed like this, but Duran is not a human!
"Come on me!" Duran gritted his teeth and lifted the panda!
The panda seemed unmoved, but in fact it kept increasing gravity secretly.
Duran's feet actually entered the soil first, which shows how much gravity Duran has endured.
"Look at me Super Saiyan!" Duran held the panda high, like Hercules, "I'll throw it!"
The panda was thrown out, flew dozens of meters and then fell down, and the whole mountain was shaking. Duran pulled his feet out of the soil and then made a fighting posture.
The foodie panda stuffed all the food into his mouth, then took out a gourd from his waist, took a sip, and then the flames spit out of his mouth.
Duran could feel the temperature of the flame and immediately flew up using the Sky-Dance Technique. "Is this the flame of chakra? It's higher than the temperature of the ordinary flame."
Duran flashed and used the afterimage fist to attract Panda's attention. Duran punched Panda in the face, "Friendship Breaking the Yan Fist!!"
The panda's body twisted and turned in the air. The panda's defense was very high. Although Duran's fist knocked it away, it did not hurt him.
"My dad hasn't hit me!"
“…”
This line is even more amazing than Panda's words, and Duran is speechless.
The child started crying like a child, and the panda's tears surged like a spring.
Duran was under great pressure and had to take out the fairy beans, "Don't cry, I'll give you this bean, it's delicious!"
The panda really stopped crying. He didn't think about it after taking the fairy beans, so he threw them into his mouth. He chewed them and swallowed them. "So full! I've never been so full!"
Then there was an extra follower behind Duran, and Panda regarded Duran as a long-term meal ticket!
"From now on, you will be called Panda Wine Fairy!"
Duran conquered the giant panda and returned to the village, and there was no disturbance. Duran just told the villagers that they could go into the mountains to hunt now. Although there may not be much prey, it must be better than before.
Duran and Denisa also officially settled. In this small village of more than 100 people, there were two more people and a panda all the time!
Duran once again plagiarized the signboard of the famous Jingwu Sect in the Celestial Empire and hung it on it.
"Jingwu Sect, warriors should strive for self-improvement!!" Du Lan said stinkingly.
Chapter completed!