Chapter 306: Changes in Luck, God of Arithmetic(2/2)
"Xiaguan Tietang is the supervisory envoy of Jiangdu Prefecture, Qingshui County, and Qingshui City, supervising the county residences, and has been ordered to come here."
The three-headed Pixiu stopped playing and stared at Tie Tang curiously with its little head raised. One of them walked up to him with a clatter of its dragon tail.
"Whoever asked you to come, let him come out on his own."
Tie Tang smiled bitterly. If he had the ability to call that person out, he wouldn't have to stay here.
"Ahem, I hope you three... It's convenient for you, I do have something important to do."
The three-headed Pixiu fiercely surrounded Tie Tang, like three-headed bullies.
"Today, this place is occupied by my third brother. No one can enter or leave. Even if Shang Yue, Wan Lin and Qu Bo come, they must abide by my third brother's rules."
Pixiu's words were so crazy that the three names he mentioned were the three feared masters of the Supervisory Hall.
Tie Tang didn't believe it, but he didn't dare to offend the three-headed beasts, so he could only bite the bullet and communicate with the three-headed ferocious beasts.
“I don’t know how to be accommodating?”
The leader Pixiu's eyes lit up: "That's right. If you want to get in or out, you have to make a deal with my third brother."
"What deal?"
"Well, I have a few peach trees planted in my backyard. They produced too many fruits this year and can't sell them now. Can you buy some for me?"
"This is a small matter. I happened to be thirsty, so I bought a hundred and eighty to satisfy my thirst."
A smaller Pixiu glared at Tie Tang and said in a sweet voice: "My peaches bloom once every three thousand years, bear fruit once every three thousand years, and mature once every three thousand years.
If you smell it, you can live 360 years; if you eat one, you can live 47,000 years.
If you can afford it for one hundred and eighty yuan, why don’t you praise Haikou?"
Tie Tang's jaw dropped when he heard this.
Good guy, is this the Queen Mother’s flat peach or ginseng fruit?
Is it true or false...
He asked dryly: "If you eat one, you can live to 47,000 years old, but if you smell it, you can live to 360 years old.
Then I'll buy one and keep it, and I won't eat it.
If you just smell it all day long, wouldn’t it mean you will live forever?”
The three-headed Pixiu's expression froze and he paused. His little head turned on an intracranial storm. You looked at me, I looked at you, big eyes staring at small eyes.
"Brother, that seems to be the truth."
"I finally know why our peaches can't be sold. There's a flaw in this."
"Impossible. My brother is extremely resourceful. How could this person think of things that none of us have thought of?
There must be some lies in this, so don’t pay attention to what he said."
"Brother makes sense."
"It must be the eldest brother, I almost let this guy deceive me."
The leader Pixiu roared angrily, and Tie Tang almost spit out the smelly mouth.
"Don't talk nonsense. Anyway, if you want to go in and out, you have to buy peaches. If you don't buy, get out."
Tie Tang suppressed a smile and was almost amused to death by these three living treasures: "Buy, buy, buy, I'll buy one."
"Minimum purchase is two."
"Then two, how much is one?"
"One two hundred."
Tie Tang didn't waste any time, he took out four life elixirs, held them in his palm and handed them over.
Little Pixiu stretched out his paw and scratched his head: "Brother, this kid is insidious, don't be fooled by him, you have to use the Dzi beads to calculate."
"That's the truth."
Tie Tang couldn't bear it any longer and tried to persuade him: "No, one peach is two hundred, but two peaches are only four hundred. Does this still need to be counted?"
"Shut up, don't try to trick my third brother." The leader, Pixiu, ignored him and took out a calculation chip made of jade beads, tinkering with his little paws and started calculating.
"Two hundred...plus two hundred..."
"Eight hundred!"
"I knew you wanted to lie to me. Fortunately, I used Dzi beads to calculate one side. Look, two hundred plus two hundred, eight hundred, right?
Don’t say I lied to you. Even if I lied to you, would Dzi Beads still lie to you?"
Tie Tang was stunned, speechless for a while, and even began to doubt himself.
"Brother, this kid doesn't seem to believe it. Let's count it again for him."
"Okay, I'll do the math for you in person, so you don't have to worry about it afterwards."
The big Pixiu really took the jade dzi bead to calculate, stretched it out in front of Tie Tang's eyes and played with it for a while.
"Eight hundred!"
"That's right?"
"My brother San never lies to anyone."
Tie Tang swallowed hard and looked at the three-headed brave in a daze.
"If that's what you want...can I just buy one? I didn't bring enough money."
"You don't have any money, right? One is fine."
The big Pixiu looked very serious, and picked up the pearl and jade chips to calculate in front of Tie Tang.
"Now, if you only buy one, it's eight hundred minus two hundred..."
"Six hundred, give me the money!"
Plop~
Tie Tang's feet went weak and he almost sat down on the ground.
This is an encounter with the God of Arithmetic.
He reluctantly stood up and tried to ask: "How much does one cost?"
"Two hundred for one, didn't I tell you, do you have ears?"
As if afraid that Tie Tang would not believe it, Big Pai Yao calculated it again.
"Look, one is two hundred, two hundred plus two hundred is eight hundred, and now you only need one, right?
I'll subtract one more for you, eight hundred minus two hundred. What's that if it's not six hundred?
Calculator will not lie."
Tie Tang slowly gave a thumbs up: "You know how to calculate."
The three-headed Pixiu immediately beamed after hearing this, and its big green eyes kept flashing.
"Then if you want to calculate it like this...what if I want two?"
"Two~ It's easy to calculate, look... it's... six hundred plus six hundred..."
"One thousand and two!"
Thumb thump thump~
Tie Tang retreated continuously, and there was blood lingering where he landed. Fortunately, the floor of the Holy City was strong, otherwise it would have shattered into powder.
"Three heroes, Tie is convinced. I won't buy it. I'll just wait at the door."
Big Pixiu looked at Tie Tang with confusion, and then the crackling sound of calculations was heard again.
"You don't want to buy it? If you don't want to buy it, then I'll do the math for you."
"Does it count even if you don't buy it?"
"A favor is a favor, and the number must be clear. Don't you understand this? How do you act as a supervisor?"
Big Pai Yao no longer paid attention to Tie Tang and started to calculate on his own: "One peach and two hundred, if you don't want both, that's one thousand and two minus four hundred...
Just give me eight hundred!"
Tie Tang laughed angrily: "If I don't buy it, I'll give you eight hundred?"
"Ah, that's right!"
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