Su Ye climbed onto Zhou Chenggong's bed and shook him awake first.

"Lao Gong, wake up!"

"Huh? What's wrong?"

Zhou Chenggong rubbed his eyes and opened them drowsily. However, when he saw a beautiful girl sitting on his bed, Zhou Chenggong was stunned at first, and then said "fuck", he suddenly woke up and quickly left.

He sat up on the bed, wrapped himself in quilt and retreated to the corner of the bed.

"..."

Seeing Zhou Chenggong react as if he had seen a ghost when he saw him, Su Ye was immediately speechless.

"Shh, it's me!"

Su Ye whispered in his native voice.

Hearing Su Ye's familiar voice, Zhou Chenggong, who was so frightened that he retreated to the corner, breathed a sigh of relief.

"Su Ye, when did you come back? And why did you come to my bed?"

Last night, Su Ye said that he and Liu Cheng went to an Internet cafe to play games all night long. Seeing that Su Ye was full of energy and had changed his clothes, it didn't look like he had just come back from an all-nighter.

Is it really what they thought?

On the surface, I went to play games with Liu Cheng all night, but actually I went to the hotel with Liu Cheng...

Zhou Chenggong's eyes turned sour when he looked at Su Ye.

"We'll talk about this next time. Take out your phone first."

Su Ye didn't know what Zhou Chenggong was thinking about, so he said to him directly.

"Why do you want my phone?"

Although Zhou Chenggong was confused, he took out his phone from under the pillow, unlocked it, and handed it to Su Ye.

Su Ye turned on the camera, switched to video mode, clicked to start recording, and then handed it to Zhou Chenggong.

"You will continue to pretend to sleep later, and you will take pictures of Hu Shuai on the bed with your mobile phone."

After saying that, Su Ye climbed off Zhou Chenggong's bed.

Although he didn't understand why Su Ye woke him up and asked him to use his mobile phone to take pictures of Hu Shuai on his bed, Zhou Chenggong obediently followed Su Ye's instructions.

"Are you ready?"

After crawling onto his bed, Su Ye asked Zhou Chenggong in a low voice across from him.

They sleep for four, with a bed and a table. On one side are his and Hu Shuai's beds, and on the other are Zhou Chenggong and Liu Jun's beds.

Zhou Chenggong, who was lying on his side on the bed, was holding his mobile phone and making an OK gesture to Su Ye.

After receiving Zhou Chenggong's confirmation, Su Ye looked at Hu Shuai, who was still snoring, and smiled evilly.

He stood up from his bed and tiptoed to Hu Shuai's bed.

Then she held up her skirt and straddled his stomach across the quilt.

Hu Shuai's snoring suddenly stopped when he felt someone sitting on his stomach.

"Onii-chan ~ Oha yo ~"

Seeing that Hu Shuai woke up, Su Ye said to him in a sweet lolita tone.

Seeing a girl in a skirt straddling him in this posture and greeting him in a sweet girly lolita tone, Hu Shuai, an old two-dimensional person, couldn't help but be startled.

"Snapped--"

Hu Shuai suddenly slapped himself to confirm whether it was a dream.

If he was definitely not the Queen of Dreams, then the "beautiful girl" sitting on him could only be Su Ye.

"Why did you come to my bed?"

Hu Shuai said helplessly, as expected, the girls who descended from the sky in the anime are all fake, and only the roommates dressed as women are real.

"Hehe, since Onii-chan hasn't gotten up yet, I'm here to provide wake-up service for Onii-chan~"

Su Ye used a sweet lolita tone, smiled playfully, and said to Hu Shuai.

Being called "Ouni-chan" by Su Ye with such a cute lolita voice can be said to have completely reached the g-spot of Hu Shuai, an old two-dimensional person.

He kept hinting to himself that the beautiful girl in front of him was Su Ye, she was a man, and she was pretended to be by his brother...

But what is it like being yelled like this in a lolita tone by Su Ye, but still feeling inexplicably happy?!

No wonder some people like to play role-playing. Hu Shuai suddenly seemed to understand.

He endured the feeling of blushing and looked at Su Ye calmly.

"Then...now that Onii-chan is awake, can Yimoduo get off me?"

"Does Oni-chan hate Xiaomei?"

Su Ye sat on Hu Shuai's belly and continued to speak aggrievedly in a sweet lolita tone.

"Xiao Mei really likes Onii-chan, can Onii-chan please stop chasing Xiao Mei away~"

"Uh...this...that..."

Hu Shuai has never been in love, and he would usually be happy if a girl took the initiative to talk to him, let alone a girl who took the initiative to be cute and coquettish towards him.

After Su Ye's adorable actions, especially in the morning when he was most angry, Hu Shuai couldn't stand it anymore.

"Oh~ni~chan~"

Su Ye blinked her beautiful eyes, pouted her mouth, and looked at him with pitiful eyes: "Is that okay?"

When it comes to a girl wearing a dress and long hair, sitting on top of you, and using such a cute voice and tone to call you Unnie-chan, how many two-dimensional otakus can stand it!

"Made is so cute! To die for!"

Hu Shuai's nose suddenly felt hot, and he felt hot liquid flowing out of his nose.

He wiped it with his hand, looked at the bright red nosebleed on his hand, and looked at Su Ye sitting on him, feeling embarrassed.

"Well, in winter, the air is relatively dry, so it's normal to get angry."

"..."

Seeing that Hu Shuai actually had a nosebleed, Su Ye was stunned for a moment, and then almost couldn't help laughing.

Isn't that the case?

Is my cuteness in women’s clothing so lethal?

Really cute and bleeding?

"Onii-chan, let me wipe it for you~"

Su Ye looked shy, took out some tissues on Hu Shuai's bedside, and wiped him up.

"I'll do it myself..."

Hu Shuai was extremely embarrassed and took the tissue from Su Ye's hand.

Su Ye's cross-dressing caused him to have a nosebleed. If Zhou Chenggong and Liu Jun found out about this, he would probably be so embarrassed that he would be laughed at to death.

"Onii-chan~ You must have had bad thoughts about others, right?" (Lori sound)

Su Ye drew circles on Hu Shuai's chest with her fingers and looked at him with a smile.

"How is that possible! Am I that kind of person!"

"Hey? If Onii-chan doesn't have any thoughts about Xiaomei, then why did Onii-chan suddenly get a nosebleed~"

"You're angry, Su Ye, get off me quickly. It's very dangerous for you to do this. I'll tell you."

"Hey, you are so annoying, Onii-chan~ How can you have such bad thoughts about others~"

"Fuck! I didn't!"

Hu Shuai was so ashamed that he wanted to die, really.

"As a man, you dress up in women's clothes and deliberately tease me early in the morning. Are you embarrassed?"

"Get off me quickly!"

Hu Shuai didn't dare to force himself to get up. Not to mention Su Ye's weight of over a hundred kilograms, he couldn't move. Even if he could barely get up, it would be bad if he accidentally caused Su Ye to fall from the top bunk.

.

"Onii-chan, how about we take a photo?"

"You shoot, you shoot! As long as you are willing to go down after the shooting," Hu Shuai said helplessly.

Su Ye rested her head on Hu Shuai's chest, took out her mobile phone, and took several "intimate" photos with Hu Shuai, who was red-faced, with a tissue in his nose to stop the nosebleeds, and looked hopeless.

The "girls" smile like flowers, and the boys are completely loveless.

"Okay, Ouni-chan, please get up quickly, Xiaomei bought you your favorite bean curd~"

"..."

Go to hell with your sister!

Liu Jun seemed to be awakened by the movements of Hu Shuai and Su Ye. He sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes, and looked at Hu Shuai in disbelief, and Su Ye, who was wearing women's clothing and sitting on Hu Shuai.

"What the hell! What's going on with you two?!"
Chapter completed!