Chapter 26 Brothers are just for cheating(1/2)
Chapter 26 Aren’t brothers just for cheating?
"real?"
"real."
"Then why are you two alone in the same room?"
"..."
"I said we have a pure brotherly relationship, do you believe it?"
Su Ye looked at Liu Jun and the others seriously, almost writing the words "Liu Cheng and I are innocent" directly on his face.
Brotherhood?
What a nonsense!
When did you and Liu Cheng have such a good relationship? Let’s not talk about it. You, a boy, take a girl to the boys’ dormitory. Do you call this a pure brotherly relationship?
"We don't believe it!"
Liu Jun, Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong said directly without thinking.
Regardless of whether they had a misunderstanding or not, they all saw that Su Ye and Liu Cheng were in the same room, and they were so intimately touching their bodies and massaging her.
That’s right!
In their eyes, things like boys giving girls massages completely fall within the scope of "intimate contact between male and female friends"!
"Okay, since you don't believe it, then I'll show my hand."
"Liucheng actually came to our dormitory to check illegal electrical appliances at the request of the counselor!"
Check for illegal appliances?
Where can I check electrical appliances and get started directly?
I'm afraid you are checking your body!
Liu Jun and the others all had a look on their faces: "Su Ye, you're probably kidding us."
Su Ye sighed and didn't care about Liu Jun's disbelief.
He turned his head and said seriously to Liu Cheng: "Squad leader, I'm reporting Liu Jun for hiding the inflatable doll. The thing is in his closet!"
Liu Cheng: "???"
Liu Jun: "!!!"
"Inflatable... doll?"
Liu Cheng blinked in confusion and looked at Su Ye and Liu Jun, unable to react for a moment.
Seeing Liu Cheng's gaze, Liu Jun blushed instantly.
"Su Ye, you fart! I didn't hide that thing secretly!"
"Besides! How can an inflatable doll scream...can it scream...it's obviously not an illegal electrical appliance, right?"
Su Ye looked suspicious: "Really? I don't believe it. Since it can be charged, it must be within the scope of illegal electrical appliances!"
"Fart! Where can it be charged? It is obviously charged..."
Halfway through, Liu Jun quickly held back his words.
He suddenly realized... he seemed to have been tricked by Su Ye again!
as expected.
After hearing Liu Jun's explanation, Su Ye showed an expression of sudden realization.
"Oh~ It turns out Liu Jun, your inflatable doll can't be charged, then it's okay~"
Su Ye turned to Liu Cheng and said seriously: "Sir, squad leader, you just heard that Liu Jun said that his inflatable doll cannot be charged, so it is not an illegal electrical appliance. I misunderstood him. Please don't, squad leader."
Confiscate his blow-up doll."
Your sister!
Where did I get the inflatable doll from?
Su Ye, please stop talking nonsense!
Liu Jun really wanted to vomit blood at this time.
God, I have an inflatable doll for myself. Please don’t confiscate my inflatable doll. Where the hell did I get the inflatable doll?
Can you please stop talking nonsense in front of the monitor?!
"I told you, there are no inflatable dolls in my closet!"
"Okay, okay, you don't have it, you don't have it, I believe you, don't worry, the monitor and I won't check your wardrobe."
Phew...
Su Ye is such a loser.
Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong on the side couldn't help laughing.
Especially Hu Shuai, he smiled the happiest.
Yesterday, he experienced a social death and lost the right to choose a spouse in the class. Today it is finally Liu Jun's turn!
Hu Shuai looked back at the dormitory door where more than a dozen classmates had gathered as they passed by. He suppressed laughter and shouted loudly:
"Don't worry, Liu Jun! As your good brothers, Zhou Chenggong and I will not tell anyone about your inflatable doll secretly hidden by the squad leader!"
"As your roommate, I promise! You definitely did not hide an inflatable doll in 404!"
Hu Shuai's voice and volume, let alone the students at the door, were almost afraid that the students in the whole building wouldn't be able to hear him!
"!!!"
Liu Jun was dumbfounded when he saw Hu Shuai shouting at the door and shouting so loudly.
"Hey, Liu Jun, don't worry, we are brothers in the same dormitory, and we will definitely not tell anyone about your purchase of the inflatable doll."
Hu Shuai patted the petrified Liu Jun on the shoulder, looking like good brothers sharing weal and woe.
"Yes, don't worry, do we look like the kind of people with big mouths? If others ask, we will definitely say that Liu Jun, you don't have an inflatable doll secretly."
Zhou Chenggong also said to Liu Jun very seriously.
"Yes, we are all good brothers in the same dormitory. For your reputation, no matter how hard and tired we are, the few of us will clear up your reputation to the end!"
After listening to what Hu Shuai and Zhou Chenggong said, Liu Jun was so moved that he wanted to cry.
"I am truly blessed to have good brothers like you who have cultivated for eighteen lifetimes!"
"Thank you so much in advance!"
The classmates at the door were also moved by this touching brotherhood.
They didn't expect that just because Liu Jun's inflatable doll was discovered by the squad leader while checking his bed, his brothers would all express their intention to cover up for Liu Jun... Oh no, let's clarify!
As enthusiastic classmates, of course they cannot sit still and wait for death.
They all suppressed laughter and said: "Brother Liu Jun, we will go to the class to help you clarify it! We will never allow your inflatable doll to affect your reputation in the class!"
"Yes! It makes sense! I just saw students from other classes passing by. They must have seen it too. I will go to the school forum to help you clarify it!"
"I know our school's confession wall QQ. There are at least thousands of students from our school on it. I will submit an article right now to help you clear your reputation!"
???
"Grass!"
"do not!"
Liu Jun was anxious.
"I don't need clarification!"
"Brother Liu Jun, you're welcome. We are classmates. This is what we should do. We won't find it troublesome."
"That's right, we are all in the same class, so we will definitely help if we can, and you don't have to refuse."
Liu Jun: "..."
Your sister!
I really didn’t buy this thing!
"You are too bad."
Liu Cheng, who had witnessed the whole process, punched Su Ye angrily and whispered that she had convinced him.
Su Ye spread his hands and expressed that he was innocent.
If he didn't do this, who knows if Liu Jun would distort the pure brotherly relationship between him and Liu Cheng into some weird male-female relationship, and eventually spread the word.
"Who told you that you haven't worn men's clothing for a long time and wanted to try it out? Although I have many clothes, I don't know what style you like, so I can only bring you to the dormitory and let you choose by yourself. Who knows? They will
I saw it was misunderstood.”
To be continued...