Chapter 158: Become the master?

Speaking of which, their current situation is quite strange.

A vigorous girl wearing a sweatshirt and jeans told another non-mainstream girl wearing a revealing skirt that she would pretend to be her girlfriend and go to her house to play.

If the two-dimensional white river dolphins saw this, they would definitely not be able to help but smile like an aunt.

But having said that, Chen Beibei's shy little expression of a girl is really heartwarming.

At least Su Ye likes this.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have liked teasing and teasing the girls in the class when he was a child.

"Beibei, let me state in advance that my hometown is in the countryside. I usually stay there when I go home. You also know that there are very few rooms in the countryside, so... ahem, if you want to go to my house

For fun, just pretend to be your girlfriend or something. If you really do this, my mother will let you sleep in the same room with me. She has wanted to have a grandchild for a long time."

Su Ye coughed slightly and said with a somewhat embarrassed smile.

"ah?"

After hearing Su Yezhen's explanation, Chen Beibei suddenly blushed with embarrassment.

Live...in the same house?

Holding a grandchild?

Is Auntie actually so anxious?

As we all know, this kind of plot of pretending to be a girlfriend is an extremely "classic" in novels and Japanese comics.

Old two-dimensional people all know that as long as they see this kind of "pretending to be a couple" plot unfolding, there is no need to think about the subsequent plot. It is basically just pretending, but under the daily "sweet" "acting", they will fall in love over time.

Unknowingly, it was fake and real.

That's why Chen Beibei initially proposed the idea of ​​pretending to be his girlfriend as a guest.

It's a pity that Su Ye also understands this truth.

And when faced with this situation, Su Ye would say no.

He's going to do the opposite!

For example:

"Compared to Beibei pretending to be my girlfriend and visiting my house, I think Beibei you can pretend to be my boyfriend and visit my house, so that we can be good brothers wearing the same skirt."

"Well, by the way, let's call Liu Cheng, and the three of us will pick a good and auspicious day to pray together, marry Jinlan, and recreate the brotherhood of the three sworn brothers in Taoyuan!"

"???"

become sworn brothers?

Be good brothers who wear the same skirt?

Chen Beibei couldn't laugh or cry.

Imagine that she, Su Ye and Liu Cheng were sitting together, holding wine glasses in their hands, calling each other affectionately eldest brother, second brother, and third brother. Chen Beibei found it inexplicably funny, just thinking about it.

I can't help but laugh just thinking about it.

Sure enough, it is still too difficult to keep up with Su Ye's brain circuit.

I don't know what weird things are in this guy's mind.

But Chen Beibei probably understood that Su Ye was joking.

After all, if you think about it, you know that it is very unrealistic to be married to Jinlan.

It is said that a man will remain a boy until he dies. He will always have a playful heart, like a childish ghost who will not grow up.

But there was another sentence that Chen Beibei didn't say.

Behind these men who have already married and established a career, they also have a wife and children who silently tolerate their playfulness and accompany them to play with them.

Although she doesn't have a child yet.

But being a wife is not impossible.

Anyway, she is already over 20 years old~

Su Ye is probably the only one who can do things like becoming brothers with girls.

Chen Beibei inexplicably remembered that when she and Liu Cheng met for the first time in the dance club a few days ago, Su Ye introduced Liu Cheng as a good brother he had known for a long time.

Obviously Su Ye really has a soft spot for calling girls brothers.

Chen Beibei shook her head, no longer thinking about these things, and asked Su Ye with some humor: "Then after we bow down, who of us will be the eldest brother, second brother, and third brother?"

I dream back to my childhood, when they were still very young, and there were no mobile phones, computers, or televisions as common as they are now. The most interesting game was playing house.

Several friends gathered together, fighting over who would be the father, who would be the mother, and who would be the baby.

Very childish, but really happy.

It is similar to what she is proposing now about who will be the eldest brother, who will be the second brother, and who will be the third brother~

Su Ye did not expect this. He saw that Chen Beibei not only did not refute the suggestion of "becoming brothers" together, but also seemed to be very interested in it. Su Ye's face was full of surprise.

However, he didn't think much about it, thinking that Chen Beibei also thought it was funny, so he started talking seriously.

"Liu Cheng has a mature and stable personality and is good at management and housekeeping. I think she is very suitable to be the eldest brother!"

"oh?"

Chen Beibei's eyes were a little subtle. She thought Su Ye would say that she wanted to be the eldest brother, but she didn't, which surprised her.

"Beibei, you are smart, have an active mind, are good at both moral and artistic skills, and are good at dancing. You are also very good at making money to support your family. Your account with millions of fans on the Internet is the best proof of your strength!"

"In my heart, you are my most powerful second brother! You are also the most important breadwinner of the family among the three of us!"

Chen Beibei blinked her eyes. She never expected that Su Ye would say that she was so good.

"I'm not as powerful as Su Ye, right? I think I'm just an ordinary girl."

"Beibei, don't belittle yourself. If you are ordinary, then there will be no ordinary people in the world. You are just too humble. But that's right. The more capable a person is, the more low-key he is in his daily life! This is completely true.

Just like you Beibei!"

Su Ye said solemnly, not stingy with his praise, and gave Chen Beibei a thumbs up in admiration.

"Hehe, nope~"

Being praised by Su Ye like this, Chen Beibei giggled in embarrassment.

"Yes, Beibei, you don't have to be modest! As for me, I truly deserve the title of third brother."

"On the surface, I seem to know everything, and I seem to have dabbled in everything, but to put it bluntly, in fact, I am not good at anything. I only know a little bit about everything, and I am just a waste waiting to die."

Su Ye laughed at himself helplessly.

"Not only that, I also love to play, be noisy, and have an out-of-touch personality. Compared to you, I am just a kid who doesn't understand anything, a little brother."

"For example, in life, I enjoy Beibei's help in every aspect. From the beginning, you taught me how to practice dancing, and now you teach me how to shoot videos, play with self-media, help me push streams, and help me operate.

Like a sister, she takes care of every little thing in my life, and takes care of the trash like me."

Su Ye's extreme self-deprecation and deep expression of emotion made Chen Beibei stunned for a moment.

Because what Su Ye said was indeed very reasonable, and she did take the initiative to provide Su Ye with a lot of help in daily life.

But in her eyes, Su Ye was obviously very good. He also provided a lot of help to her, so that he was not as "waste" as he said.

If these words were said by someone else, Chen Beibei would definitely be very angry. She would retort with reason and slap the other person in the face to prove Su Ye's excellence.

But here comes the problem, these words were actually said by Su Ye himself...

This made Chen Beibei always feel like something was wrong.

"Su Ye, are you trying to reverse PUA me?"

After carefully appreciating what Su Ye said, Chen Beibei asked him strangely.

PUA, Internet vocabulary, simply put means to suppress and belittle others in order to control their psychology and emotions.

For example, if you do something wrong, he will scold you, but after the scolding, he will comfort you gently and tell you that although you did something wrong, it doesn't matter, I will tolerate you, but

Others won’t be like this, so I love you the most in the world;

For another example, he said that you have such a bad character, and no one in the world would be willing to accept your bad temper except me. He kept belittling you, denying you, giving you a stick first, and then giving you a candied date.

, makes you subconsciously think that you can't do it without him, makes you subconsciously think that you can't live without him.

This is a very popular word on the Internet, and Chen Beibei, as the owner of UP, naturally understands it.

But it’s my own PUA. To be honest, this is the first time I’ve seen Chen Beibei!

After all, this kind of reverse PUA is really outrageous.
Chapter completed!