Chapter 153 I Don't Understand But I'm Shocked!(1/2)
Chapter 153 I don’t understand, but I’m shocked!
"What are you thinking about? Why are you smiling so obscenely?"
In the hotpot restaurant, Chen Beibei looked at Su Ye sitting next to her with a strange expression.
From the moment he followed the waiter into the hot pot restaurant until now when they started ordering, Su Ye had a smile on his face, and he didn't know what he was laughing at.
"Ahem, is there any?"
After coming back from his thoughts, Su Ye put away his expression and looked serious and serious.
"have."
Chen Beibei nodded seriously.
Su Ye's original serious expression instantly collapsed. He pursed his lips and tugged at the hem of his skirt shyly, like a narcissistic little girl.
"Then you must be wrong, Beibei. As a cute girl, her smile is obviously so cute, how could she smile so vulgarly~"
He admitted that although the way he smiled just now might be a little bit slutty, with his current pretty girl appearance, it definitely had nothing to do with being vulgar.
At this time, Su Ye also noticed the waiter who was standing next to them and did not dare to speak. So Su Ye supported the table with both hands, supported his chin, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and winked playfully at the waiter who was standing next to him and was responsible for ordering.
Blinked.
"You think so, little waiter~ I look so cute when I smile, right?"
The poor waiter was originally a part-time college student. How could he have encountered such a situation of being teased by a female customer after just a few days on the job? Moreover, she was teased by such a young and beautiful female customer. He didn't know what to say at this time.
Suddenly my ears turned red from embarrassment.
"Yes, it is very cute..."
Under the expectant gaze of the young lady, the waiter scratched his head in embarrassment and stammered.
Hearing the waiter's admission, Su Ye raised her eyebrows at Chen Beibei proudly, as if to say: I'm not talking nonsense, I, Mr. Su, look very cute when I smile! How is that obscene?
"..."
I have never seen such a shameless person.
Chen Beibei glanced at the waiter with pitiful eyes, then couldn't help but rolled her eyes at Su Ye, and said angrily and perfunctorily in a coaxing tone: "Yes, yes, you are the best when you smile."
It’s cute, okay, let’s order quickly, what do you want to eat?”
The poor waiter was actually played with by Su Ye, who is also a man, and was applauded like this. I don't know if his mentality will break after he finds out the truth.
Fortunately, Su Ye didn't tease her too much. After ordering, the waiter took the menu and left as if he was relieved.
Although serving beautiful female customers is eye-catching, for him who is not very good at dealing with girls, being teased by girls like this is indeed quite stressful.
Perhaps because of Su Ye's unique "performance" and Chen Beibei's self-media identity with a video camera, the hot pot dishes were quickly served by the waiter, and a lot of desserts were also given.
As people from Frank and Qichuan, Su Ye and Chen Beibei have very similar opinions, and both want extra spicy pot bottoms.
After all, food videos in hot pot restaurants are actually not that interesting to shoot. There are only a few types of dishes to shoot. Many UP owners on the Internet have already made bad videos of this kind of store visits, and they can’t capture anything at all.
Hua Lai, the audience has long been tired of watching it.
In other words, I can only use the gimmick of visiting food stores to tease the waiter and the driver, so that I can get such a high number of views.
Beauty shots are all the rage these days. The beauty section of Station B...oh no, it should be called the dance section. The playback volume is so bleak. Obviously, under the aesthetic fatigue of beauty filters, relying on your face to make a living has become a thing of the past. Data
It proves that old porn fans still prefer beautiful girls who can rejuvenate their living areas.
That's weird.
"By the way, you haven't told me what you were laughing at just now?"
Chen Beibei cooked a piece of beef roll, put it in his mouth, and asked Su Ye curiously.
When she saw Su Ye smiling like that before entering the store to order food, based on her understanding of Su Ye, he must be thinking of something bad. This couldn't help but arouse Chen Beibei's curiosity to eat melons and listen to gossip.
"Actually, it's nothing. I'm going on winter vacation in a few days. You know my mother is urging me to find a partner, so I just want to bring a boyfriend back to give her a hand."
"Boy friend?"
It sounded normal at first, but when she heard "bring her boyfriend home", Chen Beibei suddenly became a little stunned and burst out laughing.
"Is it true? You want to bring a boyfriend back?"
Chen Beibei was holding back her laughter and felt uncomfortable. She could already imagine the extremely suffocating meeting scene after Su Ye brought a boy home and introduced him to his family as her boyfriend. Su Ye was like this
Are you really not afraid of being beaten when you prank your uncle and aunt?
"Then who are you going to let play your boyfriend? Your roommates or others?"
"them?"
Su Ye shook his head, with a look of disgust on his face: "Forget it, I'm afraid they are really pretending to be fake. You don't know what I saw when I returned to the dormitory this morning. That scene... ugh~ now I think about it.
Goosebumps, I feel like I’m going to have a psychological shadow.”
Su Ye shuddered as he said that, as if he recalled something very bad.
"What did you see? Is it so scary? Keep talking."
Chen Beibei blinked and asked curiously.
"Forget it, let's eat first and I'll tell you when I get back."
Su Ye kept silent and concentrated on cooking meat and eating hot pot, and signaled Chen Beibei to hurry up and start cooking.
"What? Can you please stop trying to tantalize me~ I really hate it!"
How could Chen Beibei not know that Su Ye was deliberately trying to whet her appetite? After all, this was not the first time he had done this. He had whetted her appetite like this before. This bastard just wanted to see her acting coquettishly and begging him!
"Eat first, eat first. I will definitely tell you after you finish eating. I won't tell you now because I'm afraid you won't be able to eat after I tell you." Su Ye explained helplessly while suppressing a smile.
"I believe you, you damn old man is so bad!"
Angrily, Chen Beibei pinched Su Ye's arm and even spoke in Sichuan dialect, showing how distrustful he was of what Su Ye said.
"I really didn't lie to you. I'll give you 4. If I told lies, I, Su Xiaomei, will never be able to find a boyfriend in my life!"
Perhaps influenced by Chen Beibei's Sichuan dialect, Su Ye also subconsciously spoke in Fucheng dialect. Fortunately, both dialects belong to the system of Southwest Mandarin. It sounds unexpectedly without any sense of violation. I wonder if Chen Beibei thought
Bei and Su Ye are fellow villagers from the same place.
"Go away, you are so shameless!"
Hearing Su Ye swear by the fake name "Su Xiaomei", Chen Beibei was also laughed out of anger. She put down her chopsticks and was about to give him two fists. She still couldn't find a boyfriend. It sounded like you really dared to find a boyfriend.
"Stop, stop, stop! Don't hit me. I'm wrong. I said it. I said it."
Not to mention anything else, Chen Beibei is still very masculine when he is angry. Just like the little fists that look white and tender and harmless to humans and animals, but it turns out that this is just the superficial situation. These fists came down and hit him.
The pain in my body really hurts.
"But before I say anything, let me interrupt first, cough cough."
Su Ye looked at the camera lens that Chen Beibei put on the table and coughed dryly. The originally playful little girl's voice suddenly changed and turned into a magnetic male voice. Paired with the non-mainstream girl's dress at this time, it was unconventional.
It can be said that the feeling of harmony is as strong as it needs to be.
Anyway, the guys at the table next door who were secretly looking at the "beautiful girl" were frightened when they heard Su Ye's voice at this time. Their shocked expressions looked like they had seen a ghost.
"My dear brother Liu Jun, I'm sorry. You saw it too. The situation forced me to sell my brother for glory. I hope you won't be angry when you see this video. After all, I was forced to do nothing.
"
Su Ye wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of her eyes, and said with a very sad tone.
"Hey, hey, the smile you can't suppress on your lips has revealed your true feelings!"
Because Su Ye's acting was so poor, Chen Beibei couldn't stand it anymore and complained angrily.
Su Yechundang pretended not to hear, she held back her tears, sighed slightly, her thoughts seemed to have returned to this morning, and she slowly told Chen Beibei and the camera the whole story of this matter.
"This morning, when I left the apartment and returned to the dormitory, my roommates hadn't gotten up yet. As soon as I walked in, I found someone talking in their sleep early in the morning. At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, but after listening carefully, I discovered
, there is a bastard actually calling my name."
"Do you know what he said after he called my name?"
Su Ye sounded shy and annoyed, as if he was unwilling to recall this dark history.
"This pervert actually said that my legs are really white, smooth to the touch, and feel great, and he even hears perverted laughter from time to time!"
"Can I bear this anger? You know it's the women's clothes he forced me to wear! This guy is obviously plotting against me!"
"I was so angry that I climbed onto his bed, ready to 'repay' him. But as soon as I got up, I discovered that this bastard was sleeping naked without any clothes on!"
"Do you know what I saw?"
Su Yewen said these words to Chen Beibei beside him.
What did you see?
Chen Beibei, who had come back to consciousness from the "story", turned slightly red and prepared to punch Su Ye.
"Why are you asking me this! I didn't know what you saw!"
Su Ye took a deep breath and closed her eyes in pain. She really didn't dare to recall it anymore.
To be continued...