Chapter 128 Sure enough, it's different if you have social arrogance!
Chapter 128 Sure enough, it’s different if you have social anxiety disorder!
"Well, it's nothing, I just thought of something interesting."
Su Ye coughed lightly and quickly changed the topic.
What he was thinking just now must not be said out loud. If he were to say it out, he didn't have to think twice to know that he would be disgusted to death by Chen Beibei, a straight woman who looked at her like trash.
"Funny thing? What funny thing?"
Chen Beibei looked at Su Ye and the others suspiciously. Based on her understanding of Su Ye, she always felt that it couldn't be as simple as Su Ye said.
Su Ye didn't explain too much. He smiled mysteriously at Chen Beibei. Then he glanced at Zhou Chenggong beside him. A smirk appeared on his face and he stretched out his arm to bump Zhou Chenggong's arm:
"Lao Gong, please tell me honestly, are you secretly in love with me?"
"puff--"
Hearing Su Ye's words, Zhou Chenggong, who had just taken a sip of water and obviously didn't want to participate in the topic, choked and immediately bent over and coughed violently.
Su Ye was also shocked by Zhou Chenggong's huge reaction and quickly patted his back to calm down.
Damn it!
No way?!
Did he really guess it right?
Although he had long known from Station B that women's clothing is too beautiful and it is easy to win over their dorm buddies, but he had always seen it as a joke.
But now you tell me this is not a joke, is it true?!
"No, no! Ahem! How is this possible! This is simply impossible!"
Zhou Chenggong coughed violently while hurriedly explaining to Su Ye. However, his red face did not know whether he was choking on the water or because of something else. The more he explained, the more he felt like he was trying to hide the obvious.
Su Ye stopped talking.
Contacting Zhou Chenggong's "strange" blushing reaction when he just bought the ticket, he looked at Zhou Chenggong meaningfully, almost with the word "suspicious" written on his face.
Zhou Chenggong seemed to be trying to prove his innocence. He looked at Su Ye openly, as if he wanted to tell him that this was true with his sincere eyes!
However, what he didn't know was that his extremely red face made it impossible for him to feel innocent at this moment.
"Yo yo yo~ There's something wrong, there's a big problem!"
Liu Jun and Hu Shuai, who originally just wanted to watch the melon eating happily, after hearing Su Ye's "soul torture" question to Zhou Chenggong, Zhou Chenggong actually reacted like this, and they all immediately showed signs of watching the fun.
An excited look that doesn’t seem too big of a deal.
What is "Are you secretly in love with me?"
This question is very interesting no matter who you ask it, isn’t it?
Look, look, look!
This is called gossip, this is called eating melon!
As for Hu Shuai, this little fat guy, he had obviously watched too much of the Legend of Zeng Huan. He immediately pinched his orchid finger, pinched the eunuch's throat, and pretended to tease Zhou Chenggong:
"Look at you kid, you seem to be quite courageous lately. Although our Su Mei has a sweet voice, is the best in the world in terms of looks, and you and I were childhood sweethearts, you have to know that Su Mei has had a crush on her for a long time.
Now you actually dare to openly rob my wife in front of the two ladies?"
With that said, Hu Shuai walked up to Liu Cheng and Chen Beibei with a smile.
"Concubine Liu and Concubine Chen all blame the slave family for being incompetent in raising their children and neglecting the two ladies. After a while, the slave family dragged the dog down and castrated it. Please don't blame the two ladies~"
Not to mention, Hu Shuai's temperament in playing the eunuch is truly outstanding, especially the ecstatic "eunuch voice" and the finishing touch of the orchid finger. He is completely in control of it. To say that he has never seen ten
Zhen Huan told ghost stories several times but still didn’t believe it.
Anyway, "Concubine Liu" and "Concubine Chen" were completely amused by Hu Shuai, the "Eunuch Hu".
Especially Chen Beibei, who is called "Chen Guifei". Her original sulking look has completely disappeared. At this time, she completely ignores the image of a lady and covers her mouth and laughs until she is trembling.
"No, I can't, Su Ye...haha, he really acted like it~"
Liu Jun next to him was dumbfounded by Hu Shuai's performance as an eunuch.
"Damn it! Hu Shuai, are you so good at playing eunuchs? I believe you when you say you are acting in your true colors!"
After saying that, Liu Jun, who was amazed, kept looking up and down on Hu Shuai. If he were not outside now and there were girls present, he would even want to drag Hu Shuai to the toilet to inspect the goods?
Originally, Hu Shuai was still complaining about his perfect acting skills, and kept saying modestly, "Where is it?"
"Go, go, go! You are acting in your true colors, and your whole family is acting in their true colors! What I rely on is acting, is it acting, okay? If your uncle, I hadn't seen through the mess in the entertainment industry, and had no interest in getting involved, otherwise don't tell me
Now that I’m playing a eunuch, with my acting skills, I can become a movie star at any time, okay?”
Liu Jun's face was filled with disgust: "Is it just you? Repaying the Best Actor Award? Want some face? With your conditions, I'm afraid you won't be able to make documentaries. Actresses will dislike you for filming too fast and for too short a time. You'll be over before people even get into the scene."
This short sentence, although not very lethal, is extremely insulting.
"Damn it, Liu Jun, you are suspected of personal assault! Be careful, I will tell you about your secret possession of the inflatable doll right now!" Hu Shuai smiled handsomely.
"Fuck! You..."
Before Liu Jun could finish his words, Hu Shuai waved to the nearby tourists and shouted loudly while Liu Jun looked at him in horror.
"Everyone's eyes are on me! Look on me! I'm announcing something!"
Hearing the sound, the surrounding tourists looked over curiously.
However, before Hu Shuai could speak again, Liu Jun covered Hu Shuai's mouth from behind.
Before, Liu Jun thought that Hu Shuai was a fat young man who was extremely shy, but now he was sure that this boy definitely secretly suffered from social badass syndrome!
At this time, Liu Jun also noticed that dozens of tourists around him were looking at him and Hu Shuai curiously, as if they were all waiting for the next sentence of Hu Shuai's so-called "announcement".
"..."
Forget it, give it a go!
"Everyone's eyes are on me, I'm going to announce something!"
Liu Jun closed his eyes. As Hu Shuai's brother, he could only bear the pain and finish what he had not finished saying to the people around him on Hu Shuai's behalf——
"I, Hu Shuai! Dare to eat shit! And one meal weighs three pounds!"
"???"
Hu Shuai, whose mouth was covered by Liu Jun, was stunned for a moment, and then struggled crazily.
Damn it!
That’s not what I really want to say!
And Liu Jun, if you want to eat shit, don’t call me by my name!
Most of the tourists around were young people, and they who often surfed the Internet had heard of this joke, and they were immediately amused. Even many girls passing by couldn't help covering their mouths and snickering.
Some young men helped to shoot the video and gave them a thumbs up with great admiration.
They had only seen this type of video on station B before.
Sure enough, it’s different if you have social anxiety disorder!
It seems that this big brother named Hu Shuai has no one he cares about anymore!
Chapter completed!