Chapter 19 The Cultural Relics Recycling Bureau Exploded(1/2)
Chapter 19 The Cultural Relics Recycling Bureau exploded!!!
Wang Mang: "To be honest, it's not OK to have a good time! Just tie a row and shoot one by one, there is no wrong case!"
Zulong: "@Wang Mang, what is 'shooting'?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "@Wang Mang, what is 'shooting'?"
Li Shimin: "@Wang Mang, why do you always have some strange nouns?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "There are so many cruel punishments in history, so what's going on with 'shooting'? Why have we never heard of it before?"
Kangxi: "Don't look at me, I don't know anything."
The emperors were all a little stunned, especially Zulong, who suddenly became extremely interested in this so-called "shooting" "torture"!
"Can you say that it is even more violent than my punishment?"
And at this moment, the heavenly punishment arrived as scheduled!
"The tyrant monarchs of the Song Dynasty valued literature over military affairs, although literature was developed."
"But is it honorable to write a surrender book in poetry and kneel in front of the knees of foreigners in public to read it?!"
"The bones are so soft that the mud cannot support the wall!"
"Special gift!"
"Five Poison Soft Jin Powder!"
"After using it, the internal organs are like centipedes crawling;"
"The poisonous snake is biting;"
"The scorpion is stinging!"
"The gecko is scratching!"
"The toad is screaming!"
"Extremely painful!"
"And with the effect of soft tendon dispersion, from now on, the bones of several emperors are like rubbers. It is harder to get up than climbing to the sky!"
!!!!!!!!!
The emperors were a little confused in an instant!
Almost everyone said in unison: "Is it some, it's too poisonous!"
Five poisons, that's very poisonous!
What is said above is actually a bit light, because if you get infected with one of the five poisons above, it will be heartbreaking and painful!
In addition, like Qin Hui, he can't stand up!
Can you only kneel forever?!
Suddenly, in the picture, the six foolish monarchs, including Zhao Gou, who had been punished by heaven before, almost all shouted at the same time!
Everyone's feet immediately became unstable!
It fell to the ground like two balls of cotton!
Zhao Zhenzong Zhao Heng shouted in horror: "Why did I fall? Help me up!!!"
When the ministers around him wanted to help him up, they found that his body was as hard as it was, and he couldn't help it up no matter how hard it was. Even his arms were like a ball of cotton!!
Song Huizong Zhao Ji: "No!!! Why didn't I hide from it?"
Song Qinzong Zhao Huan: "It would be fine if you don't save me, why did God punish me!!!"
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou, who harmed Yue Fei, was the most miserable!
There are two heavenly punishments on him!
Not only can I kneel forever now, but my body will rot inch every day. In this way, my internal organs are now punished by the five poisons!
His face was pale, and beads of sweat as big as beans hit the ground in an instant, and he was so painful that he almost lost consciousness!!!
Song Guangzong Zhao Dun even knelt down because of his reconciliation. Now, he is really kneeling on the ground!
Zhao Dun was the least courageous. He knelt on the ground and cried bitterly and begged: "God! Please let me go! I will never dare again!!! I will sit back on the dragon chaise! I will sit on the dragon chaise!!"
Similarly, Song Lizong Zhao Yun was crying loudly, but when they wanted to struggle to sit on the dragon throne again, they found that they could not do anything!
The throne will miss them from now on!
Which subjects in the world would recognize such an emperor who would always kneel on the ground?
Before, the emperor showed off that he was the emperor, but now that he has been punished by God, why are they still the emperor?
Can their throne be preserved?
Of course it is impossible!
Dog Emperor, it’s time to get off the dragon throne!
Now, seeing that the dog emperors could not climb onto the dragon throne no matter what, the emperors in other planes finally breathed a sigh of relief and laughed happily!
Zulong: "This kind of cowardly shouldn't have become an emperor from the beginning! They really delayed the word "emperor"!"
Liu Bang: "Thanks to my great man, there are not so many foolish monarchs!"
"Wait, am I too early?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "It's not too early, my ancestors, anyway, when I come to me, the Han Dynasty has not had a foolish monarch yet!"
"I just don't know what my son Fuling is."
Emperor Zhao of Han: Liu Fuling: "Father! My son has not let down your hopes. I have done everything to rest with the people, light taxes and pay tribute to refugees!"
Emperor Wu of Han was overjoyed: "Really? That's great! It's worthy of being my good son!"
Emperor Xuan of Han Liu Xun: "Grandpa, father, that, it's not that I'm boasting about myself, during my reign."
"Governmental affairs are clear, social harmony, economic prosperity, four barbarians are in charge, and the comprehensive national strength is the strongest."
"So I am not a fool."
Emperor Wu of Han was overjoyed: "Really? Good grandson! Haha, you have seen the ancestor. Our great man is really not like the great Song Dynasty!"
Liu Bang was pleased: "That's very good, very good!"
Li Shimin sneered: "Haha, the great man is really good at bragging. The four barbarians are just referring to my Tang Dynasty!"
Because Li Shimin had read the history of the Han Dynasty, he knew a little about what Liu Xun said.
But what if he is better than him?
That's a bit inferior.
That's why Li Shimin is so confident.
However, the Han emperor was chatting on the screen, and suddenly the sarcasm of a Tang emperor came out, and several emperors immediately became very popular.
A series of cordial greetings to the family broke out on both sides.
The emperors were stunned by the sight.
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Sure enough, the sorrows and joys in the world are different! The deaths and injuries of the Emperor of the Song Dynasty made a big joke in front of Wanjie. The Han and Tang Dynasty are still thinking about how to beat each other."
Zhu Di: "Father, do you think we will be the first to get a bargain by our Ming Dynasty in the end?"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "It's not impossible, but yes, can we stop rebelling again in the future?"
Zhu Di felt aggrieved: "Father, do you mean that your minister wants to rebel? It's really that your grandson is too cruel. He wants to cut off the vassals and not give me a way to survive!"
"Turn us to death."
"Whoever is willing to rebel if our wife and children have a little way out?"
Zhu Yunwen seemed to be afraid of being found, but at this time he couldn't help but finally emerge: "If I don't cut off the vassal states, I will have no way to survive!"
The more Zhu Di looked at this guy, the more angry he became: "You guy is right, right? Come on, report your coordinates, let's have a good talk!"
Zhu Yunwen: "You think I'm stupid?! I finally escaped, so I can find you again?! I'm hiding!"
Zhu Yuanzhang: "Sun son! Wait! @Zhu Yunwen, good grandson! Where are you now?! Grandpa misses you!"
Zhu Yunwen: "..."
Zhu Yuanzhang rarely had some disobedience, but Zhu Yunwen seemed to have really disappeared.
With the emperors chatting, the eighth inventory finally came to an end.
Zulong suddenly realized the problem: "Wait, where are the two great wise kings of the Song Dynasty?"
Emperor Wu of Han: "Yes, aren't there any of the three foolish monarchs? Only one Song Renzong was counted."
Similarly, Zhao Kuangyin was also waiting: "I am the Song Dynasty, relying on these two remaining wise kings to turn over! Why don't you take a look at it?"
Zhao Guangyi: "No, right? Immortal Lin can't forget it!"
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To be continued...