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Chapter 4 An Indiscriminate Disaster?

Heaven.

Miluo Palace, Lingxiao Palace.

Mortal emperors can be lazy, as long as they are stupid enough, and can even not go to court for a long time, but the Jade Emperor is different. He has to go to court almost every day to deal with all the matters that happen in the Three Realms.

In the same way, the same is true for immortal officials.

However, a day in the heaven is very long. After everyone goes to court, they still have a lot of time to visit immortals and friends, talk about mysteries and Taoism. In addition, the painting style of this world is very strange, so it is normal for a large number of immortals to skip work.

But it does not include Meng Fan.

When he first arrived, he was considered a newcomer to the Heavenly Court. Even though he had outstanding strength and was in a high position, he still did not raise his tail. For example:

Go drinking with the King of Growth.

After a day of adaptation, Meng Fan once again stepped into the Lingxiao Palace. He found that among the civil and military ministers who came to attend the morning court, except for the discerning gods such as Tota Li Tianwang, Nezha and Taibai Jinxing, there were almost no one there.

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sparse.

Not even half of the hall was filled.

However, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother seemed to be accustomed to this and did not show any abnormalities at all.

Judging from the information he had heard in advance, most people in the morning said that there were monsters doing evil somewhere and that mortals in a certain place did not respect the gods of heaven and earth. Meng Fan guessed that today might be no exception.

At this time, a rather thin figure with a third eye on his forehead knelt down on the ground and said: "My nephew failed to fulfill his duty to capture Fairy Zixia, so that she fell into the mortal world and disappeared. Please

Your Majesty punishes me!"

Clang.

The three-pointed two-edged sword fell to the ground.

Yang Jian, who had a wretched temperament, began to kowtow, with tears streaming down his face, and cried:

"My poor nephew, the barking dog on his crotch, dedicated himself to my heaven and died, but he died tragically at the hands of that woman. Please make the decision for me, Your Majesty!"

Meng Fan: "..."

If I remember correctly, wasn't the dog killed by his own hands and then shared with the four heavenly kings to become a shabu-shabu ingredient?

Rumor has it, it tastes pretty good.

At least Moli Qing liked it very much. He said that he had been enjoying this one lately, and he even fell in love with the pet kept by a maid in the Pixiang Palace. He planned to steal it for drinking, so he specially invited Meng Fan, saying that he would not go to the morning court today and enjoy the delicious food together.

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Besides, this guy is really wretched.

The majestic and sage Erlang Zhenjun, the famous God of War in all the worlds, has fallen to this level in this world.

To be honest, for Meng Fan, the Erlang God in his mind should be the majestic judicial god in the legend of the Lotus Lantern.

No matter how bad things are, you must have the momentum to save your mother by splitting peach mountains, so that you won’t be so miserable——

He can barely be considered a standout in terms of strength, a bit better than the Four Heavenly Kings, but let alone his appearance.

[It is common to see a great husband, handsome and graceful, elegant and quiet in his movements, wearing gold and white robes, standing next to the railings of the camel bridge... A great husband is what is commonly called an Erlang.]

[The appearance is clear and handsome. He wears a three-mountain flying phoenix hat on his head and a light yellow collar. He has golden boots lined with dragon stockings and a jade belt with eight-treasure flowers. He has a slingshot and crescent moon on his waist and holds a three-pointed two-edged gun.

He once saved his mother by chopping Taoshan with an ax, and defeated the two phoenixes of Sui and Luo with a flick. He became famous for his ability to kill eight monsters, and he was sworn to the Seven Saints of Meishan. His heart was so high that he did not recognize his family members in heaven, and his nature was so arrogant that he returned to God and lived in Guanjiang...]

above.

He doesn't match up at all with the three-eyed boy in front of him.

"Okay! Okay! Get up!"

Seeing his nephew crying, the Jade Emperor waved his hand impatiently and said, "I don't blame you for this. That Zixia has the most precious Buddhist treasure, the Silver Cord Golden Bell, in her hand. It's understandable that she can't take it."

The two fairies Zixia and Qingxia had a fierce fight in their previous lives, so the Buddha rolled them together and turned them into sun and moon wicks, requiring them to practice hard to resolve this grudge.

Unfortunately, things backfired. Instead of reconciliation, the fight became even more intense than before.

The two souls are of the same body, Zixia during the day and Qingxia at night. The former, because of his longing for the lower world, defeated Erlang Shen and the four heavenly kings in the Three Realms Mountain with the silver rope and golden bell in his hand, escaped from the pursuit of heaven, and began to search for true love in the human world...



After secretly recalling for a while and briefly summarizing the situation, Meng Fan calmed down.

"Where is Zixia now?"

The Jade Emperor's tone was neither sad nor happy, but Meng Fan always felt that he was asking questions knowingly. You should know that even the King of Growth knew the inside story and said that the human world was temporarily controlled by Buddhism, let alone the supreme being of the three realms.

At this time, Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er, who were at the end of the shift, exchanged glances and stepped forward.

The guy with big bulging eyes said helplessly:

"Your Majesty, one day in the sky and a thousand years on earth. What I can see in my eyes is like a snail crawling. Fairy Zixia should still be in the Three Realms Mountain."

The man with a pair of ear-catching ears next to him followed closely behind and echoed: "The things I heard in my ears were so messed up that I was so dizzy that I couldn't even tell what was being said."

"waste!"

"A bunch of losers!"

The Jade Emperor, like an ordinary person, slapped the table hard and seemed to be really angry. However, Meng Fan raised his eyes and found that his eyes were as calm as water, without any ripples.

An old actor.

While sighing secretly, the Jade Emperor said in a deep voice:

"What should we do about this? My dear friends, does anyone have a clever plan to bring Zixia to justice and preserve my reputation in heaven?"

All the civil and military ministers looked at their noses and their minds, and their determination was not much worse than that of Meng Fan. None of them had any plans to make a move. After all, this matter was related to Buddhist planning. Without the nod of the man sitting on top, they would not have been able to accomplish this.

thing.

"Your Majesty, please be at ease. I recommend a god who will definitely be able to bring Zixia back to heaven!"

At the critical moment, we still had to look at the Taibai Venus. The little old man suddenly stepped forward and started to play.

The gods were stunned for a moment, with doubts in their hearts. The four righteous gods looked at each other in disbelief. Nezha, the third prince, Yang Tuota, King Li Tian, ​​shrank behind him, unwilling to follow the footsteps of Erlang God Yang Jian, who was confused by the silver cord and golden bell.

The Jade Emperor asked: "Who does Aiqing recommend?"

"Ziwei Tianguan."

Between the monarch and his ministers, they sing and harmonize.

Then, Meng Fan was inexplicably involved. You know, he had just ascended, he had not adapted to the environment, and he had not understood the situation. He had no foundation in heaven, but he was involved in this matter.

Subconsciously, conspiracy theories came to mind.

But it was pressed again immediately.

Meng Fan, who suddenly became the center of attention of all the immortals, behaved neither humble nor arrogantly, and made some stately remarks, saying that the minister was frightened and unable to do the job.

Both inside and outside the words, there was a sense of evasion.

Taibai Jinxing was still smiling, and when Meng Fan finished speaking, he said righteously: "The Heavenly Official has a high level of cultivation, surpassing the Erlang God Yang Jian, and the Three Tanhaihui God Li Nezha. He also leads the Big Dipper Lord under his command, and also supervises the affairs of the Three Realms.

With the power to act expediently, he is the perfect candidate to arrest Fairy Zixia and bring her to justice."

"Yes, apart from Tianguan, my nephew really can't think of anyone else who can take on this important task."

"I second the proposal."

Nezha agreed.

This kid once again broke Meng Fan's cognition. Isn't he unruly and jealous of evil?!

The Jade Emperor did not give Meng Fan a chance to speak, and immediately agreed, ordering Taibai Jinxing to draw up an edict to make the matter a reality.

The first level of officialdom crushes people to death.
Chapter completed!
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