"Calm is normal." Uncle Simu replied while eating:

"In our business of chasing corpses, we are indeed more likely to encounter mountain elves and wild monsters than ordinary people, but we won't run into them every time. If this is the case, then the world is not far away from chaos."

"The last time I encountered dirty things while chasing corpses, it was the last time..."

Just when Meng Fan was about to complain about his uncle's nonsense literature, he made a thoughtful gesture and recalled:

"When I left home last time, I met a male fox who turned into an old man and asked for directions."

"I can smell that filthy smell from a long way away, so I'll just send it home with a sword." At this point, he patted the magic sword on his back with his four eyes.

Different from the peach wood sword, it is forged from steel and has undergone many sacrifices. While ensuring its sharpness, it can cause additional damage to ghosts and monsters.

You know, even though this uncle is tall and thin, he actually does bodybuilding.

Meng Fan has been fascinated by that big sword used to cut down royal zombies for a long time.

Take a break.

Meng Fan continued to taste the sweet rice wine, his thoughts racing, while Uncle Simu picked up the soul-calming lamp and continued to jump and exercise.

Not long after.

A crooked song came from the dense forest.

"I jump with long strides, I jump with twists, I jump with one leg..."

The zombie strode now and then twisted its waist. Fortunately, Meng Fan had a mount and did not sit on the zombie's arm, otherwise he would have vomited out his last night's meal.

"As for the corpse chasers, if you don't find some fun for yourself, it will be very boring. When Jia Le becomes a Taoist, it will be much more fun with this kid by his side."

"Jump hop hop!"

"Jump crookedly, jump twisted, jump backward..."

Looking at his somewhat proud uncle, Meng Fan reminded:

"Uncle, I advise you to drive away the corpse carefully, otherwise you may be unlucky."

"Unlucky? When bad luck sees me, he takes the initiative to hide and drives away the corpse. That's why he's unlucky! Look at me jumping on one leg..."

"Ouch!!"

Without looking at his feet, Uncle Simu stepped on a raised smooth stone and fell heavily to the ground.

And the zombies were like dominoes, falling down one after another.

When Meng Fan saw this, he shook his head helplessly and said:

"Uncle, let me tell you, being too complacent...will lead to bad luck."

"Huh, it's just an accident."

With eyes wide open, he stood up very gracefully, his hands were very honest, he kept rubbing his buttocks, and changed the subject:

"By the way, what are the origins of the royal zombies your master escorted? How about I give you a piece of it?"

"I don't know, but it will definitely be difficult to deal with. After all, the combination of dragon energy and yin energy is extremely evil."

Hearing this, he looked seriously and said:

"In that case, I'll give you a ride when the time comes."

Topic changing technique, successful!

During the conversation, I saw him secretly taking back the hand that was behind his back.

Meng Fan: "..."

It seems that as a junior uncle, I can only be relied on at critical moments.

"rise!!"

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people avoid it!"

Such is the boring journey home.

Later in the night.

It is about one hundred and fifty miles away from the place of seclusion.

Meng Fan and Uncle Simu sat opposite each other. The two of them ate the grilled meat with soy sauce, took a sip of rice wine from time to time, and chatted away from each other.

"Uncle, do you smell any odor?"

Suddenly, Meng Fanyi had some guidance.

"Hey, I only smell the aroma of wine and meat. Come on, Xiaofan, let's continue drinking."

"Okay, please, uncle."

Looking at his uncle with a sinister smile on his face, Meng Fan knew that he was looking for fun again...

Top of head.

Between the tall trees.

A woman wearing a white gauze appeared when the two were pushing cups and changing cups. She was seen hugging a branch and hiding among the leaves, her eyes glowing green.

Dogs can't change eating shit.

The fox cannot change his behavior of stealing corpses.

Meng Fan seemed unaware and took the initiative to restrain his blood energy, while his uncle smiled, drank wine and ate meat, and said drunkenly:

"Come on, Xiaofan, have another bite."

Along the way, Uncle Four Eyes was having a lot of fun, but as a veteran, it was impossible for him not to be alert at all. He just wanted to take the opportunity to tease the monsters.

"drink."

As he finished speaking, Meng Fan saw a white shadow flash past, and two streamers pulled up a zombie and flew towards the treetops in the distance.

The uncle's eyes were blurry and he said with a big tongue:

"If you dare to steal my body, you will become an idiot."

Saying that, he stamped his feet and stood up.

The long sword behind his back was instantly unsheathed and fell into his hand.

Swish! Swish!

The wind roared, like chopping melons and vegetables. The four-eyed master easily cut off the ribbon that restrained the zombie. Then, the sword came out like a dragon and pointed directly at the big-breasted woman in white.

There is a saying that the vixen's body and face are really good. Now that I can see it with my own eyes, it's no wonder that the scholar in the fairy tale can't resist the temptation of beauty...

"Unfortunately, the smell is too strong."

Meng Fan carefully tasted the braised pork he bought at the market yesterday, and at the same time commented on the woman.

A vixen can transform into another person, so naturally she is not a bad person, but is of a higher quality.

Looking at the sharp magic sword, the fox girl remained calm. Seeing that the sharp edge was about to penetrate her body, she took out her claws and held the sword tightly.

Fingers like steel!

Stab...stab...

A sharp and piercing sound echoed in the air, and the nails and the sword collided, causing bursts of sparks.

But the magic sword exuded golden light and was of extraordinary appearance, but it stopped at the fox girl's heart.

I don't know if it was because she was too strong or because her uncle didn't play enough, but the two were in a stalemate.

Of course, it didn't last long.

Uncle Four Eyes flew up and kicked the fox girl directly in her soft belly, knocking her away.

"No pity at all."

Meng Fan smiled and shook his head, continuing to eat meat and watch the show.

Since he couldn't fly, he couldn't use any force to help him fall to the ground. He was holding a law enforcement sword and his eyes were clear. How could he be drunk?

Bang! Bang! Bang!

The sound of bursting clothes sounded.

Pieces of white and thin clothes fell from the sky, whether intentionally or unintentionally. A pink and white bra fell on Meng Fan's head, and a strong fragrance of powder poured into his nose.

"The original smell is still too strong and can't be covered at all. It's dirty even if you use it to wipe your mouth."

Meng Fan pulled it away with disgust on his face.

The figure that had stopped in mid-air fell down and struck a seductive pose on the ground, displaying its figure unscrupulously.

Charming face.

Exquisite figure.

Bai Shengsheng's long legs.

The fox girl seemed to understand the psychology of men very well, so she specially left a coat for herself, half-covering her body, which made Master Simu blush and his heart beat wildly.
To be continued...