"I'm really mean."

Lu Yang clicked on the family WeChat group, glanced at it, and then chose to black out the screen of his phone.

The latest news in the family group comes from his biological father.

[In the big city 996, if you don’t get married and don’t have children, you are no different from the eunuchs of the past.]

In fact, there are a few new messages, but Lu Yang doesn't need to read them.

He knew roughly what it was about.

It was nothing more than all kinds of outrageous and weird messages urging marriage, and the publishers of the messages were not only his parents, but also various relatives and elders.

His cousins ​​who are slightly older than him are already married, and his cousins ​​who are slightly younger than him are still in school. As he is unable to attend school, he becomes the object of entertainment for his family.

The way to pass the time is obvious - urging marriage.

Lu Yang can even judge who is in a bad mood today, who is bored again, and who has lost another day of mahjong by who sends the marriage urging message.

He has become accustomed to it. Anyway, he doesn't work in his hometown. No matter how hard the two elders urge the marriage, they can only make phone calls, text messages and so on, and pretend not to see it.

But it can be said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will really arrive. The phone rang and it was my mother.

"Hey, the weather has turned cold recently. Do you have a thick quilt there? If the quilt is thin, find a girlfriend. It will be warmer if you two sleep together." Mom's voice rang on the phone, carrying a squeaking sound.

Mahjong sound.

"Mom..." Lu Yang paused, "It's summer now."

"Has summer delayed your search for a girlfriend? The azaleas are beautiful, don't they only bloom in summer?" A woman's way of changing the subject is always strange.

Lu Yang: "..."

"It's all nonsense!" The voice of the person who spoke was very loud, and Lu Yang heard clearly that he was a relative of his.

"You can make a fortune again." My mother's voice was filled with anger, and her tone suddenly became louder: "Lu Yang, did you hear that? Just because of you, I fired up the cannon again!"

"No." Lu Yang felt a little wronged, "Can you blame me for this?"

"What do you know?" My mother is very skilled in dumping blame. "If you don't find a partner, I can't hold my grandson. If I can't hold my grandson, I can only play mahjong. But when I play mahjong, I will always think of the incompetent person in my family.

My single son, his luck wanes when he thinks of you."

"You're right." Lu Yang nodded crazily in front of his phone.

"Lu Yang, you really should find a girlfriend. Just because of you, your mother loses every day, and we are embarrassed to ask her to play mahjong." The relative who won the game said proudly.

But it didn't matter what he said. When he finished speaking, he directly aroused my mother's anger.

The voice on the other end of the phone also turned into a roar: "Lu Yang! I'm warning you, if you don't find a girlfriend, I will go back and torture your father!"

"No, no, no, no, I have a girlfriend."

In fact, Lu Yang doesn't have a girlfriend, but his mother's anger seems to have reached its peak. If he goes back to torture his father, and his father tortures himself again, just thinking about it will make people tremble.

Rather than that, it would be better to make up a lie and then find an excuse to say they broke up.

"You just don't listen...what? Do you have a girlfriend?" My mother's attention was obviously on mahjong, and the urge to get married was indeed just a pastime. "It is indeed your fault, my luck has improved.

, Okay, don’t say anything anymore, drag your girlfriend to the family group later, and I’ll play mahjong first.”

"she....."

Before Lu Yang could finish speaking, a "beep beep" hang-up sound sounded on the other end of the phone.

Lu Yang only felt a headache. He could have ignored his parents' messages, but he didn't.

He likes this home.

The moonlight tears through the clouds, and the sky above the city is dotted with stars. This is Lu Yang's second life.

He still remembered the loneliness he felt without a father or mother in his previous life, and he would feel envious even when he looked at other people's family disputes.

As a reborn person who became a parent from an orphan, Lu Yang has not shown any talent since his birth in order to feel the warmth of home.

Although the culture of this world is different from the previous one, it can be summed up in one sentence - a template for parallel worlds in entertainment novels.

But even if he lived to be twenty-four, the only thing he plagiarized was the "Happy Birthday Song", which was still to celebrate his parents' birthdays.

It's not that he can't remember things from the previous Earth. In his mind, various songs, books and other things from his previous life are still very clear.

It's just that he doesn't want to destroy this ordinary and warm family because of his specialness.

He cherishes everything he has now.

Nowadays, Lu Yang is a body manager for female celebrities. He is responsible for arranging the female celebrities' exercise and diet. He is also responsible for even things like cooking.

They say that to control a woman, you must first control her stomach.

But Lu Yang has no idea about this female star.

It's not that she is bad.

On the contrary, this female star is young and beautiful, with fair skin and beautiful appearance. She was called a beauty as soon as she debuted. After a year of getting along with her, Lu Yang also affirmed her character and character.

It's just that in Lu Yang's heart, he prefers to live an ordinary life.

The reason why he chose this job was also to copy things from his previous life naturally, not to mention making a lot of money, but at least to give his two elders a comfortable old age.

Making money is not shabby.

"Lu Yang, quickly get your girlfriend into the group."

"We didn't even continue playing mahjong."

After a while, the phone screen lit up, and it was a message from my mother.

Lu Yang didn't have the energy to pick up the phone and reply. This topic made him more resistant.

I thought that what my parents needed was a comfortable life in their old age, but he was wrong, very wrong.

It seems to be the top priority for his Lu family to welcome a new member and create a small path with the new member.

The burden of such a major event fell on his head, and messages from his mother continued to bombard him.

In fact, this is considered a good thing, which means that my mother is not extremely angry and my father has not been tortured.

Just as Lu Yang was thinking about it, the message was indeed interrupted, the phone went dark, did not light up again, and there was no incoming call reminder.

"I'm going to suffer."

Lu Yang muttered to himself, as if he heard his father's scream.

He quickly picked up the mobile phone he usually used for work, changed the WeChat account to a cute cat avatar, changed the gender and information, and even restricted the visibility of the friend circle for three days.

The plan is very simple, and there is no need to trouble others - use a trumpet to pretend to be your girlfriend.

"Let me add her to the group." Lu Yang sent a message in the WeChat group.

Unexpectedly, there was no reply. It seemed that no one had put their mobile phones beside them. It was unusually quiet. Lu Yang always felt that they were holding back some big move.

"Lu Yang, do you want to go for a morning run tomorrow?" There is a red dot hanging on the upper right side of the Ragdoll cat's profile picture, which is a female star.

Lu Yang did not reply immediately, and the first priority was to put the blind date aside.

He clicked on the invitation interface of the WeChat group, swiped through the friends list to find his own account, selected, and invited, and the operation was smooth and smooth, without any sense of guilt at all.

The group messages scrolled, coming from all the relatives of the Lu family. Various emoticons with red and green background pictures and the word "welcome" appeared one after another, full of age, mixed with a dense rain of red envelopes.

The message at the end was a video shot by my mother and several relatives, with orange lights paired with square dancing and catchy cheesy music. At the end of the video, there was a big red banner.

——Welcome Lu Yang’s girlfriend to join the big family.

The creases in the banner, as well as the dust in the corners that had not been wiped clean in time, all indicate that the relatives have been planning for this day for a long time.

But the more solemn the scene became, the more frightened Lu Yang felt. He even began to think of how miserable his death would be when the trumpet was discovered.

However, just when he turned on his work phone and wanted to reply to the message, he was stunned.

what happened?

He obviously brought the trumpet into the family group, but why can't he find any trace of the group chat in the message list?

He opened his large account, flipped through the chat history, and finally saw the system message that a new member had joined the group.

[Lu Yang invited Gu Qinghan to join the group chat.]

Lu Yang just wanted to learn Liben's samurai spirit on the spot and perform hara-kiri to all his relatives on the spot.
Chapter completed!