531 Draw a bunch of little turtles(1/2)
Speaking of the inner field of the Wuju Assessment Project, it was carried out in the Jinwu Right Guard Camp on the north side of the Imperial City.
Zhu Xiuyuan, as the preparatory officer of the martial arts, personally visited the examination hall and inspected the round and back.
Unexpectedly, Zhu Xiuyuan discovered an interesting thing, that the big and thick Niu Gang could hold the pen and behave in a pretty way.
When Zhu Xiu walked closer, he saw that the godly good man, Niu Gang held a brush in his hand, and was not writing, but painting a turtle.
All kinds of little turtles are in various shapes, with a delicate brushwork and surprising imagination. Anyway, no matter how you look at it, they all have a strong sense of joy and make people laugh.
Therefore, Zhu Xiuyuan "forgets the truth". In the exam room, he held the table and laughed endlessly, even bent down in front of everyone.
This laughter came to the nearby central army tent and was heard by Emperor Chen and his ministers.
Later, Emperor Chen received a report that it was Jiang Chengbo who was being arrogant there.
Emperor Chen immediately announced that he would come to see him.
At the same time, some ministers began to work hard and prepared to study Jiangcheng Bo's book on the grounds of "unruly".
At a moment, Zhu Xiuyuan was brought here.
Emperor Chen and his ministers hurriedly looked at it, and saw that Jiang Chengbo was shaking his shoulders and panting, and he was still whispering to laugh, his face full of smiles and a little red.
"I... pay my respects to Your Majesty..."
Zhu Xiuyuan gritted his teeth, and the muscles on his cheeks twitched from time to time. He was trying hard to hold back his laughter.
He said it extremely difficult for him to pay homage to Emperor Chen.
"My dear, are you?"
Emperor Chen stood up, walked downstairs, stood in front of Zhu Xiu far and near, and looked him up and down.
"Why are you laughing? If you have anything to be happy, you might as well say it out, so that I and you all will have fun."
Perhaps because of Zhu Xiuyuan's infection, Emperor Chen's face was originally solemn, but now he can't help but smile.
On both sides of the tent are civil and military officials, and those ministers who are preparing to participate in Zhu Xiuyuan are silently preparing to choose a good opportunity...
As for the other ministers, they looked at each other and were curious, why were they laughing at? Is it that funny? They all stared at Zhu Xiuyuan, and listen to what he said.
"Your Majesty, there is a candidate..." Zhu Xiuyuan almost couldn't hold back his laughter, "He is on paper... Your Majesty, I am rude, I am guilty, I really can't help it, please punish him... Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
As soon as Zhu Xiuyuan finished speaking, he didn't care about anything else. He leaned forward and closed his arms, laughed loudly, and his voice became hoarse.
Well……
"Love, why? I have given you no sin. Let me say that if I can make me and all my beloved smile, I will not only not punish you, but also be considered your contribution."
Emperor Chen looked at Zhu Xiuyuan's laughing look, as if the incident was very funny, and it strongly infected him, so the smile on Emperor Chen's face became bigger and bigger.
Emperor Chen's words "I give you no sin" also made those ministers who were active in their hearts feel cold and completely silent.
"Your Majesty, I can't say anything. Just take the paper from the candidate. Your Majesty will know what's going on when he sees it." Zhu Xiuyuan tried hard to laugh.
"Okay, then take it."
Following the orders of Emperor Chen, the two Jinwu Guards left the tent.
A moment later, Jinwugu returned, holding a piece of paper in his hand.
Zhu Xiuyuan took the roll of paper, and it was folded in half and could not see the content on the paper.
However, Emperor Chen and all the ministers were staring at it. Concubine You was curious and got up, stood side by side with Emperor Chen, facing Zhu Xiuyuan.
"Your Majesty, this is the paper of the candidate. Others are filling in the words they hear on the paper, and this candidate..."
Zhu Xiuyuan spread the roll of paper with the opportunity, and said to Emperor Chen and Concubine You, "He held a brush in his hand, but instead of writing on the paper, he drew a bunch of little turtles."
The little turtle painted by Niu Gang has different postures and tender brushwork. The combination of the brush and ink lines can inexplicably hit people's laugh points.
In addition, when Chen Huang saw Zhu Xiuyuan laughing, he subconsciously thought that this was a very funny and interesting thing.
So, as soon as the roll of paper was unfolded, when Emperor Chen saw the little turtle painted on it, the "smiling tendons" in Emperor Chen's body were poked hard, and a strong smile ran around his body, and he urgently needed to find a vent.
“Hahahahaha…”
Then, Emperor Chen began to laugh.
The laughter was cheerful and unscrupulous, and it was even more exaggerated than Zhu Xiuyuan's laugh.
Because Emperor Chen was always the emperor and was rich in all over the world, the whole world can be said to be his home.
It is naturally comfortable in your own home, and the laughter is more confident, more wanton and more comfortable.
Beside Emperor Chen, Concubine You was also amused.
However, Concubine You is a woman after all, and she is also a concubine. She has a noble status and is not as laughing like Emperor Chen, and she is leaning forward and backward.
This kind of laughter is tantamount to defaming the appearance.
The smile in her body actually only showed two points, which was to lower her head slightly, bend her fingers and cover her mouth with her index finger, and smile softly.
Then the remaining eight-point smile was held tightly in her body.
This eight-point smile ran around her body, causing her whole body to tremble slightly.
Zhu Xiuyuan stood opposite her and glanced inadvertently. The magnificent waves were like a storm, as if they could suffocate people to death. It was too terrifying. Zhu Xiuyuan hurriedly turned away from his eyes.
Concubine You seemed to think it was inappropriate, so she hurriedly turned her back and could only see her shoulders shaking, obviously still laughing.
Zhu Xiuyuan pinched the sides of the rolled paper with both hands, showed it to Emperor Chen and Concubine You, and then turned his body on the spot to show it to the civil and military ministers on both sides.
The strange brushwork and the strange little turtle posture were already strongly poking the smiles of the ministers.
In addition, Emperor Chen has taken the lead and laughed endlessly.
As ministers, they don’t need to hide anything. Anyway, just laugh out loud.
Even if there were the little turtle on the roll of paper, the ministers had to follow the crowd at this moment and smiled, but as they smiled, they remembered other interesting things in their hearts, and the fake smile turned into a real smile.
For a moment, in the entire central army's tent, the king and his ministers laughed together, leaning forward and joining each other, as if they were poisoned.
Even the old ministers who are usually steady, such as the Prime Minister Li Zhong, King Zhong Shan, and Yang Tingyu, laughed to the sky, causing the white beard to tremble under the jaw.
...
Temporary examination room.
"King, the prince's king!"
The eunuch held the note in both hands, slowly moved his steps, raised his head and pronounced the word "king" loudly, and formed the word "king" for easy understanding.
As soon as he finished speaking, more than a hundred martial arts candidates wrote, looking down at the roll of paper, writing very seriously.
Apart from those big and rough guys, Niu Gang was the only one who had abnormalities because his roll of paper was taken away.
Niu Gang is big and thick. His table and chair look small. Anyway, he feels uncomfortable sitting on this chair.
While everyone was writing, Niu Gang gently moved his butt and was about to change to a more comfortable sitting position.
However, in Niu Gang's view, it is "lightly" and in the eyes of others, it is "bang".
His movement of moving his butts together led the chair to drag on the ground, making a harsh friction sound.
The loud noise instantly shocked everyone present.
All the candidates, eunuchs who read their characters, and Jinwu Guards patrolling the examination room, all turned their heads and stared at Niu Gang with bad eyes.
Niu Gang ignored others' eyes, but he knew he had caused trouble, so he turned his head and looked at his elder brother Han Qingshan.
Sure enough, Han Qingshan was also looking at him, his eyes were very dissatisfied, with a sharp look, and his eyes were very scary.
Niu Gang's big face, which looked like a basin, was covered with "weeds", which was very rough, but when faced with Han Qingshan's eyes, Niu Gang grinned, with the meaning of admitting his mistakes and pleasing him.
Han Qingshan snorted secretly, withdrew his gaze, and picked up his pen to continue writing the word.
Niu Gang was so depressed that he was sitting on this chair, as if he was bound. He was unhappy on both sides and had no choice but to turn his big head left and right and look around to relieve his boredom.
Suddenly, bursts of hilarious sounds came from the direction of the central army's tent.
This kind of laughter is like rolling waves, constantly coming, burst by wave, laughing exaggeratedly and unscrupulously.
Um?
The candidates in the temporary examination room immediately understood what was going on.
Just now, after seeing the big black man's roll of paper, Jiang Chengwang held the table and laughed endlessly.
Later, two Jinwu Guards came and took away the big black man's roll of paper. Then bursts of hilarious sounds came from the central army's tent...
Han Qingshan naturally knew what was going on, and his face was dull.
His third brother, who can clearly write hundreds of commonly used characters, had to draw a small turtle on the roll of paper.
Not only Jiang Chengbo found out, but now even Emperor Chen and civil and military officials have seen a huge joke...
Han Qingshan felt embarrassed in front of the world.
This feeling is not very good. He is known as a versatile talent in civil and military affairs... When he thought of this, Han Qingshan couldn't help but turn his head and stare at his third brother again.
Just at this moment, Niu Gang also looked at him, and the two brothers looked at each other, and Han Qingshan's eyes were almost spitting out.
Niu Gang was startled and hurriedly turned his eyes away, not daring to look at the elder brother again.
To be continued...