Chapter 66 Dogfighting Plan 2
"Not even Shitara-san, Ikuta, all men are dangerous."
The video ends here.
At the fifth watch, all I wanted to do was dig a hole in the ground and crawl in. I really missed the mark. I am usually not careful with my words and deeds. I would say whatever I thought of, but this time I was caught and it was directly exposed on the show.
But then I thought, since the screening is allowed, it means that my speech is not a big deal... No, I can't be optimistic at all!
"Wugeng, Wugeng is so awesome," Shitara laughed out of breath, "'All men are dangerous!'" He maliciously imitated Wugeng's tone of voice, making the members at the scene laugh.
"What's wrong? Did you have any psychological shadow in the past, like being cheated by a scumbag?" Himura interjected and asked.
"That's acting! Acting!" Wu Geng repeatedly waved his hands to deny, "It's no problem, let's just release it."
"What a big problem!" Shitara threatened her, "In the future, the queue at the fifth hour of the handshake meeting may be filled with women dressed in disguise."
Just imagining that scene in the middle of the night made me feel chills and goosebumps all over my body.
"Because you hate men, right?"
"I don't hate it, I don't hate it!" Wu Geng was so frightened that he hurriedly denied it.
"Eh? Then... like? Like men?" Shitara played the trick again.
Himura waited for Wugeng's answer with great interest.
"..." Wu Geng just wanted to remain silent and refuse to answer, but the atmosphere that had been mobilized at the scene did not allow her to get away with it.
"...I don't like it very much either." He continued bravely.
"I hate it or I like it, just do it better!" Shitara stood up pretending to be angry, "Himura has been rejected by you five times in a row. Ikuta also said that when we eat with Himura, the food becomes unpalatable. What's that?
What do you mean?"
"Do you really hate me that much? It's hard to eat when you look at me?" Himura smiled bitterly.
"No, no, it's absolutely fine to have dinner with Himura-san. I, I will try my best!" Ikuta was slightly panicked.
The technique of making amends after a desperate situation is too poor!
"What kind of effort," Himura laughed dumbly, "Is it so painful to have dinner with me? It's really too much."
Although the members of Banana Man and Nogizaka have been recording the show for more than half a year, most of their actual contact time is in the recording studio. When joking with each other, the members are inevitably a little reserved for fear of accidentally angering their seniors.
In fact, Ikuta, Matsumura and Shiraishi already had wet eyes.
Shitara noticed this well and did not continue the topic.
"Actually, there is also a plan to target off-site guests," Shitara said. "This is also a very common method."
The outdoor scene of a restaurant was playing on the monitor. Wu Geng recognized that the restaurant was just below the recording studio. Occasionally, when the recording was over, the members would go down together to have something to eat.
"Well, the prankster this time is Saff-san."
(ex){}&/After receiving an agreed answer, she pulled out a chair and sat down.
"Eating alone?" Kojima looked behind him, "Where are the other members?"
"Because the other members are not hungry, Watabe-san is also alone?"
"Hey!" Kojima immediately complained, "My name is Kojima Kazuya, did you do that on purpose?"
"I'm sorry, I bit my tongue." Wu Geng apologized in the tone of the anime character Hachikuji Maya. This was the anime Nishino recommended her to watch.
"You can't bite like that." Kojima couldn't laugh or cry.
"I didn't expect Kojima-san to still remember me. I'm so happy." Wu Geng said.
"If you are happy, you won't use such a good-reading tone, right?" Kojima smiled bitterly and shook his head, "After all, I was really hurt by you last time. It's hard not to be impressed."
"But what I said in the last show was all the truth."
"At least tell me it's a joke! Ah, I'm sorry to bother you."
As expected of a comedian, he always made complaints. However, there were some fierce moments. Regardless of the occasion, Kojima bowed his head and apologized to all the guests who were disturbed.
"Today there are two lines." Shitara gave instructions through the headset.
"There are two lines." Wu Geng pointed to the three white stripes on Kojima's coat on his left arm.
"These are three lines." Kojima corrected, pointing to his arm.
Wu Geng squinted his eyes and looked closer:
"Ah, really, three lines. I'm sorry, because I didn't wear contact lenses today."
"Eh? Do you have bad eyesight?"
"Yes, so just a moment ago I thought the person sitting in front of me was Watabe-san."
"Hey!" Kojima himself couldn't help laughing, "You're not that short-sighted, right? I heard you just call me 'Kojima-san'!"
"It's true," Wu Geng nodded and said seriously: "If I had found out it was Kojima-san over there just now, I wouldn't have come over!"
"...You really went too far with what you said." Kojima covered his face, unable to accept it, "I have never been spoken to so harshly on other programs."
‘Are you angry?’ Shitara said in the headset.
"Kojima-san, are you angry?" Wu Geng asked cautiously.
"No," Kojima waved his hands repeatedly to deny, "It's just that I haven't recovered from your vicious words."
Wu Geng looked around, changed the subject, and asked: "Kojima-san is the only one today, Watabe-san didn't come?"
"Yes, I personally have a job as a guest on a show today."
"Hey——, that's awesome!" Wu Geng stared at Kojima with a look of reverence, which made him feel uncomfortable all over.
"It turns out that Kojima-san was able to get a job even after leaving Watanabe-san. It's amazing!"
"...You are definitely looking down on me!"
"You discovered it? It's amazing!" The little stars in Wu Geng's eyes flashed, making Kojima's scalp tingle.
Chapter completed!