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Chapter 37 What kind of dirty system is this horse riding!

"What are you doing? Don't come over!"

Gu Chen was so frightened that he hid in the corner and shivered when he saw Gongsun Li looking like he was about to eat someone.

He was really scared.

If I can't control myself and the gun goes off, A-Li, this little girl, will disappear...

"Well... using the new term I learned from the sisters in the group, it's called dog licking."

Gongsun Li said seriously: "If you are a licking dog, of course I will lick you."

After saying that, she took two more steps forward.

Gu Chen was so frightened that he covered his chest with his muddy hands, and then shouted in horror:

"No licking!"

"Well...if you dare to touch me, I'll call you!"

Although he said this, his body was very honest. Except for a small tent set up somewhere, nosebleeds were dripping from both nostrils.

"Ah, brother, you are bleeding!"

After saying that, Gongsun Li stretched out a small hand, pulled out a few pieces of paper, and then floated to Gu Chen's side!

Suddenly, a refreshing scent of white rabbit milk penetrated directly into Gu Chen's nostrils!

Gu Chen couldn't hold himself back any longer and rushed to Gongsun Li. His face covered with mud turned red from holding back, he stared at the latter and said in a daze;

"Ali, I...I...we..."

Gu Chen's neck was almost red, and he was about to say: I will obey you, come on!

But Gongsun Li's big eyes blinked, and his pink little nose wrinkled slightly.

Then, a sweet smile appeared on her perfect face, and she said to Gu Chen:

"Okay, I won't tease you anymore, brother, please wash up quickly and make yours smell delicious, so that Ali will be willing to eat it!"

After saying that, she deliberately hit Gu Chen's chest with a small pink fist, then giggled and said, "Brother stinks, he stinks like hell!"

Then, she turned on the faucet, rinsed her muddy little hand, and then walked out.

After A Li left, Gu Chen's nose twitched, and a faint milk aroma floated into his nostrils from his chest again!

My dear mother, even the places she touches smell so good?

What should I do next?

I face such a fragrant, sweet, and quirky girl every day, but I can't go to her...

I'm afraid I'll be driven crazy sooner or later!

As for Gongsun Li, as a girl who loves beauty, she has always liked fragrant things.

So she had seriously overestimated her ability to adapt.

Originally, she thought that no matter how smelly her brother was and how dirty he was, she would not be a 'picky eater' and could take him down in just three strokes.

Sister Yuhuan once said that men are familiar with this kind of thing once.

Once you meet them for the first time, the rest of the initiative will be completely in your hands.

When the time comes, as long as you hook your little finger, they will be obedient.

However, when she really got close to Gu Chen, the soaring stench made her almost vomit.

Therefore, A Li decided to let Gu Chen go for the time being and wait until he made himself smell good before he started talking.

Seeing this girl A Li leave, Gu Chen's face turned dark.

Originally, he had been mentally prepared to comply with the fate of his fate——

Be prepared to accept the shame of being pushed back by Ali.

But this girl has just stepped in, and she actually backs off again. What's going on?

But luckily you restrained yourself, otherwise, with my poor concentration, I would definitely lose you.

However, at this moment, the system that had been silent for a day jumped out of the depths of his mind again.

"Hello host, it's 01:00 at midnight. Yesterday you upgraded this system to level one. In addition to updating the wife-loving attribute panel, this system can answer four of your questions every day."

"In view of your excellent performance, the following conversation is free and comes with benefits. Please pay attention."

"First of all, congratulations on your success in infiltrating Wife No. 1 Gongsunli. Please complete the final fusion ceremony immediately..."

"After the integration is successful, this system will be upgraded to another level!"

"In addition, you can also summon your wife again. Are you surprised or surprised!?"

While Gu Chen was thinking about how to retain his beloved girl, a very middle-grade electronic synthesized sound suddenly appeared in Gu Chen's mind.

And it also tells you that A Li, this little cutie, will leave soon.

Gu Chen almost collapsed. He used his mind to communicate with the system:

"I don't agree, I won't merge, I want her to stay with me forever!"

When the system heard that there are still people who are dating themselves for true love these days, they almost laughed out loud!

"Hello host, this system is called the Wife Summoning System of All Heavens and Worlds."

"As the name suggests, this system aims to use the wife as a money-spinning baby to build the host into the world's number one Sea King!"

"Host, you have seriously violated the original design intention of this system. Please correct it in time!"

"Neptune is awesome, Neptune is invincible!"

"So, stupid and weak host, please accept the new wife summoned by this system."

"JK Lolita, Sailor Sister, even Crossdresser and Futa can do it!"

"Help her, host, as an old two-dimensional person, you should understand!"

What kind of dirty system is this?

Oh...NO!!!

Gu Chen even suspected that his system seemed like a cheating system in online novels.

These days, all kinds of cheating systems are more cheap than the last!

For example, there is a women’s clothing boss system!

They usually issue various strange tasks, such as asking you to dress up as a woman for a live broadcast, wear a sexy skirt and dance on the street, etc.!

Finally, they use the guise of women's clothing to deceive your darling, and finally make you neither a man nor a woman...

Another example is the reverse push system!

This system is even worse!

It has many weird ways to play...

For example, you will be pushed back by your girlfriend, kept by a rich woman, or even beaten by a dozen fierce men and other fancy ways of playing.

Gu Chen didn't know whether his wife summoning system belonged to this category.

Anyway, judging from its mean tone, it's definitely not a good thing.

You are obviously in true love, but you always want to let others become the king of the sea. Aren't you forcing girls into prostitution?

It’s really too bad!

Gu Chen: "No, no, system, I don't need you to summon my wife anymore. I only love A Li."

"Please tell me how to make her stay!"

System: "Host, please think twice, you have to believe that Neptune can make you stronger!"

"Infatuation, pure love, and single female protagonists are all evil and will only waste your precious youth, host!"

"Only building a big pond to raise fish is the right way! Come on, let's integrate, let's show off together and fly together!"

Although these sentences are just electronically synthesized sounds, Gu Chen sounds extremely scary!

He thought to himself, System, please really don’t scare people!

We are in true love, the kind that will last forever.

Gu Chen: "I want A Li, I love her very much, I can't live without her, the system please don't arrange any more wives for me!"

"My host is wrong! Being the king of the sea is invincible, and raising fish is also very comfortable."

"So, keep fish, Saonian!"

"I don't like the big crossdresser, and I don't want to see anyone helping her. I only want A Li!"

"I will not accept the wife you summoned again. You should give up on this idea!"

system:"……"

After ten seconds of silence, the system spoke again:
Chapter completed!
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