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The 232nd robbery, the heavy mouth performance that caused discomfort

"Haha, because it is a bird spirit?" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Seriously, I think I've seen that man named Xi Ze, maybe after the college entrance examination? Did you tell me before that he was your brother?"

"This is more complicated. He is not related to me. He was trying to hide my identity from you. What I told you yesterday...he is actually the supervisor who helped me return to my cat body!"

"Oh, it seems there are a lot of things I don't know. How many secrets do you have?" Jiang Chen looked at me with a suspicious look.

"Well...we have something urgent to do now, how about we complete the mission first. I will tell you every detail when we get back."

I thought to myself that it was not the right time to talk about those things, so I quickly pushed him away, and then I pulled him to speed up and follow the team of A Ling and Mo Xi in front of me.

Jiang Chen also quickly followed us. After that, the four of us passed by all kinds of strange creatures.

I saw another shop with modern and exquisite decoration on the roadside. The store is very large, and the outer wall facing the outside is entirely made of transparent glass. The sign of the store reads: "True Love Hair Salon Style".

There is also a black and white mixed color rotating object that symbolizes a barber shop sticking out next to the sign. (I think you readers probably know what I am talking about, right? It is the cylindrical object that is found at the entrance of many barber shops, specifically symbolizing the barber shop.

(I have long hair, short knowledge, and no education. I really don’t know what that thing is called!)

It turns out that this is a barber shop. The decoration style and business model are exactly the same as the barber shops in our world. I don’t know whether it is a foreign race imitated by humans, or a foreign race copying the human world.

There are several weird monsters inside and one or two humanoid monsters sitting on chairs enjoying the service of the clerk. But they all have something in common, they all have long hair. (Uh... some of them should probably be called hair, right?)

From my point of view, I can see that the Tony teachers who style the hair of customers in the store all look the same as human beings, as if they are all women. I can't see clearly from such a distance.

The reason why we say they are all women is because they all have long hair, and their styles are very fashionable and beautiful. They are not like the family style of killing their horses and burying their loved ones as mentioned in the joke. And they all wear feminine clothes.

Seeing those barbers with decent and fashionable hair styles, my impression of Teacher Tony has greatly changed.

"Hey, there's actually a barber shop here! I thought you only had one in this world! Let's go over there and have a look. I just want to change my hairstyle. You all said my hairstyle is too tacky!" Ah Lin said with a smile.

Walk towards that store.

"..." Jiang Chen and I both looked at each other, wondering what we were here for.

"What are you going to do? Have you forgotten what we came for?" Mo Xi stepped forward and blocked Ah Lin's path.

"Yes, Ah Lin, we are looking for medicinal materials to treat Sister Su and Xize. Let's complete the task first." In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I quickly took over what Mo Xi said.

Ah Lin scratched her head and said helplessly: "Okay then. But can I come back and get my hair cut after I get the medicine?"

I was thinking that if I really got the medicine, I would discuss whether I would let him go there to take a look. But now we are pressed for time, so we just need to stabilize him, so I nodded and agreed to his request.

"Let's go quickly!" I called the three of them again.

We quickly walked through a few stores and saw a pink-colored store with exquisite decoration. The plaque read: Qinxiang Pavilion.

Only then did I remember that this was the store I went to last time, which was an ethnic cosmetics store.

There is a female monster there who looks like a goblin in the Western world, a pink avatar. Xize also told me that she is a demonic fragrance beast, and the flower world calls her Xiangnu. She exudes a strange fragrance.

"This store looks pretty good. I wonder what you can buy in it. It's all pink?" Jiang Chen said to us.

"Xiaoye, this... looks like the dabaojian of your human world." Ah Lin interrupted.

What am I asking?

"da bao jian."

"..."

However, after hearing what he said and thinking about it carefully, the whole store is pink and the lights are all pink. It does look a bit like what A-Ling said. "Who did you hear that?"

"Xiao Lan told me. She said she had seen news about Da Bao Jian in the human world on her mobile phone before. I had seen the pictures in that news, which were a bit similar to this one. But the store was not so big.

I heard that men like to go there. I want to go there too!" Ah Lin said and was about to walk towards the store.

I really regret bringing this dragon here. I swear I won’t bring him out next time! It’s so troublesome!

"Ah Lin! That's not Da Bao Jian! Come back here! Have you forgotten what you promised me just now?" I yelled angrily.

I don’t know where the tacit understanding between Mo Xi and Jiang Chen came from, but they used all their strength at the same time to drag A-Lin back! Hmm, I didn’t bring them out in vain!

"Great job!" I praised and continued walking with them.

After walking for a while, I saw what seemed to be a group of aliens standing there at the market intersection in front of me. It felt noisy and there was a burst of applause from time to time. I didn't realize what was going on.

The four of us walked there quickly. Although time was urgent, our curiosity prompted us to go there to see what was going on and what the group of people were doing.

Among the crowd, there are two creatures that are not sure whether they are aliens or humans. They say they are humans, but something feels wrong. They say they are aliens, but they also look like humans, so they are simply humanoids.

These two humanoid creatures, a man and a woman, were wearing clothes that looked like ancient times, and both had their hair tied up in buns.

This pair of men and women stood there, probably like the kind of street performers in costume TV series. The two of them seemed to be performing some kind of dance...

Only then did I realize what made me feel that there was something wrong with these two creatures: the woman's neck seemed to be longer than ordinary people, while the man's limbs were longer.

At this time, the man and woman followed the dance movements and stood some distance away from each other. The woman squatted down slightly.

Her neck seemed to be slowly stretching longer and longer. Even if she squatted down, with the length of her neck stretched out, she felt almost taller than Jiang Chen.

"..."

"..."

All four of us were silent.

Immediately afterwards, the woman's neck grew longer and longer. Her neck was as soft as a snake on her body. It could not only extend, but also curl and bend... In an instant, her neck grew wildly.

, the neck followed the head and turned around the crowd.

I was standing in the innermost crowd and watched her head and neck fly past my eyes.

Suddenly, the crowd burst into warm applause.

"...What kind of monster is this?" Jiang Chen asked us in a low voice, but none of the three of us said anything.

At this moment, the woman's head flew around the field with its infinitely extended neck, then retracted back to her original body and became its normal appearance.

Then the woman continued to dance. At this time, it was the man's turn to start his performance. This man's unique skill turned out to be that his limbs were extended infinitely and were also extremely soft.

He also imitated the woman's appearance just now, and began to extend his arms infinitely, wrapping them around the crowd, and then changed back to the original shape.

And the next picture once caused me physical discomfort...

The woman's head suddenly separated from her body, suspended in mid-air, and then flew around the field. There was also a proud and ghostly smile on the face of the head!

Then the head floated higher and higher, floating in the sky above all of us! From my angle, I could also see that the section where the woman's head and body were disconnected was black and red, and there was no fresh blood flowing out.

Why is there no blood flowing in this woman's body? The head fell off, but there is no blood at all?

Of course, I also know that this is a foreign world, and anything that does not conform to the scientific basis of the current world may exist in this world! I comforted myself like this.

Next, the performance did not end. The woman's head was floating in the air and dancing rhythmically to the classical music they played.

The remaining part of her body also danced. Do you know how weird and terrifying the scene is when a head is suspended in the air and swaying, and then there is a headless body below that is swinging and dancing?

At this time, another terrifying scene appeared: the man's two arms were also separated from his body. They were dancing in the air following the rhythm.

Immediately afterwards, the two arms flew to the side of the woman's head, and the man's two suspended arms held the woman's head. Following the music, he danced happily...

"..."



The audience present applauded again!

What's going on? Do foreigners like to watch such strong tastes? I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and suddenly felt the hairs on my hair stand up. I felt even more physically uncomfortable.

"Xiaoye...what...what's wrong with you? Your face has turned pale?" Jiang Chen asked me.

"...Uh? No, is there?" I refused to admit it, but at the same time I saw Ah Lin, Mo Xi and Jiang Chen looking ugly.

It seems that they also felt physically uncomfortable with this extremely heavy-tasting performance, and they even said that my face was pale, but you were not the same!

It seems that not all foreigners like such heavy-flavored performances, such as Ah Lin, Mo Xi and me...

Seeing this, I knew that this was probably the limit of what my vision could bear. I quickly patted the other three people and urged them to leave. They nodded and hurriedly left the crowd with me.
Chapter completed!
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