Thirty-second robbery, the fox's careful thoughts
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Time went back to midnight. Youli was wandering alone in melancholy and loneliness late at night after the demon transformation. She knew that she had caused great physical and mental harm to Lingmao Xiaoye and regretted it.
Late at night, in a small rental house, a young man with killer yellow hair was lying on the bed, soundly asleep. Youli sneaked into his house quietly like a wandering ghost.
"stand up."
"Who is it?" Huang Maoba chirped twice and went back to sleep.
"Get up!"
"Who is so annoying? It's so late at night." Huang Mao flapped his hands in the air.
"Tell you to sleep!" With a plop, the yellow-haired man was pushed to the ground and woke up instantly.
"Oh my god! Who is it? I'm scared to death. Are you..." He opened his small beady eyes wide and looked at the handsome silver-haired man in front of him. "Are you... Youli? How could you...
…At this?"
"Yeah. I found yours after looking for your breath." Youli said coldly and expressionlessly.
"I'm really impressed by you, are you a fox or a dog? You can find me even if I'm hiding in this remote suburb?" The yellow-haired man looked dumbfounded.
"Foxes have a good sense of smell..." Youli continued to be cold.
This yellow-haired man is called Yaoyang. He met Youli when he was chased by his father and fled to the mountains. He is also a foreigner and a weasel spirit (called Huangpizi Huang Daxian in the Northeast, which is the folk name for weasel).
His yellow hair was not dyed. It was natural. Somehow, even after practicing human form for so many years, his hair was still the color of his fur.
At that time, Yaoyang was still a little demon with low magic power who could barely transform into a human form. Youli helped him practice, which greatly increased his skills. He also taught Youli many abilities to survive in the mountains and forests. Gradually, they became close friends.
Youli talks very little, has a frosty personality, and is handsome and flirtatious in appearance; Yaoyang, on the other hand, is mumbling every day, passionate, and even looks plain and a little bit vulgar.
What's amazing is that the two of them get along very harmoniously. Yaoyang comes from a humble background, and Youli has never looked down on him, and is very grateful for his help to her.
Later, when he fought against his father Cang Yu, Yaoyang also became his right-hand man and helped lead the troops in the battle. When Youli ascended the throne, he left Yaoyang to live in the Fox King's palace.
Later, Huang Pizi, who was used to being carefree all day long, really didn't like the boring life in the palace and ran to the human world to experience the human world.
"Do you know that in the human world, if you break into a house without permission, you will be called to the police and you will be punished by law?" The yellow-haired man muttered to him in a low voice while rubbing his sleepy little eyes.
"You are not human." Youli continued coldly.
"Are you awesome?" Yao Yang was helpless.
"You look quite human now." Youli looked at him, the corners of her mouth twitching. "But why have you become ugly again?" Youli's eyes stayed on Yaoyang's forehead.
"Hey, eating human junk food." Yao Yang scratched the new red pimple on his forehead embarrassedly. "We haven't seen each other for fifty years, right? You haven't changed at all." Yao Yang
Yang looked at the handsome Youli in front of him with envious eyes. "Why are you here with me this time?"
Yaoyang rummaged around in the bedside table and found two cans of soda, opened one and handed it to Youli. Youli smelled it, frowned and put the soda on the table.
"I came to the human world to find a way to cure my tail. I met a girl." He told the story of how he met the civet girl. Huang Pizi Yaoyang was stunned for a while.
"Are you saying that you can't bear to suck her essence and still fall in love with her?"
"I'm not sure how I feel now. I have never felt like this in three thousand years. But I know that I never want to hurt her, and I even have the urge to protect her. What I want to do now is to make her impression of me not so bad.
, I don’t want me to be a bloodthirsty demon in her eyes! You have lived in the human world for so long, tell me what to do?” Youli clenched his hands into fists, feeling a little excited.
"Brother, calm down. This is the first time I've heard you say so many words at once. You mean to ask me how I can apologize to her and make her have a better impression of you, right?"
"...Hmm." Youli thought for a while and then answered.
"You are so scary, no one will hate you if you leave me alone."
"What should we do?"
"If you want to coax her, buy her something, clothes, cosmetics, etc. If she is a foodie, take her to eat something delicious. Besides, with your good looks, most girls will go crazy looking at you.
, it will definitely work!”
"What is a foodie?" Youli frowned.
"Uh... He is someone who loves to eat and can eat."
"Then she is."
…………Interruption ends.)
I was followed by Youli who was carrying big and small packages, and then I was pointed at by girls passing by and told me that I was not good enough for him. I felt like my soul had been hit 10,000 times!!!
"Buy some cosmetics before leaving!"
Who did this guy learn from? He’s only been here for such a long time, and he actually knows that girls like cosmetics... Now that I think about it, I wasn’t very interested in cosmetics at that time, so I didn’t ask for anything. Now that I think about it, there was such a talented person at that time.
Lord of money, why don’t you buy more. (This is the author’s own little thought. But after all, the civet Xiaoye was still a simple and kind-hearted fool at that time.)
I’ve bought a bunch of things and it’s already afternoon.
Youli took the initiative to take me out for dinner. I think his idea was quite good. Instead of choosing an expensive restaurant, he chose a Western-style burger fast food restaurant.
Youli looked at me curiously as I ordered food at the restaurant bar. It was embarrassing that he had attracted a large number of "visitors" to see his beauty. I had no choice but to tell him to go to the dining table and sit down first. I looked at
Youli was a little unhappy, her face sank, and she silently found a corner to sit down.
"Put on your hat first. You are too conspicuous. It makes me very embarrassed." I put the hat on his clothes on his head.
He understood what I meant and didn't resist.
"Here's this for you. I ordered chicken drumsticks and fried chicken wings for you. Don't you foxes love chicken?" I gave him his share of the meal.
"Weasels love chickens more." He remained expressionless.
"Weasel?" I mumbled as I devoured my cod burger.
"Um."
"I've never seen a real weasel. They look pretty good on TV and in pictures. I heard that there are more of them in rural areas in the Northeast."
"I know someone who is not good-looking...what are you eating?"
"Cod burger. Ever since I became a cat, I can't control my urge for fish. Why don't you eat it?"
Youli picked up the burger on her plate and smelled it, frowning and said, "Eating this will make you look ugly."
Hearing his amazing words, I almost spat out the food in my mouth when I was eating so deliciously. "Who taught you this?"
"Weasel." He looked at my embarrassed look and calmly handed over the paper towel on the dinner plate.
"I'm starting to hate weasels..." I quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped my mouth.
"Really, this is called junk food, right? It will cause acne on your face."
"..." I didn't want to talk anymore, lowered my head and continued eating silently.
"I'll give you this too."
"You don't want to eat?"
"Well, I don't like it. What are they doing?" Youli pointed at a young man and woman sitting at the dining table in the distance. They were eating French fries for each other. The man looked at the woman affectionately, and the woman also looked at her affectionately.
Chapter completed!