One hundred and eighty-second robbery, the invaders
"Tch, when you saw that mermaid in the park, your eyes almost fell on her! When she made a request, you wanted to agree to everything! Are you still willing to arrest her?" I complained to him disdainfully.
"Then, her cultivation level is higher than mine! I can't beat her! Why don't we capture her and put her at home, get a big fish tank to raise her, it's a pleasure to look at!" Wang Zheng continued to be intoxicated.
in your own fantasies.
"Hehehe, Brother Zheng, are you sure you just want to watch and don't want to do anything else?" Qingyi looked at Wang Zheng and chuckled.
Wang Zheng also looked at him with a understanding look on his face and smiled. Looking at the wretched uncles they looked like, I really wanted to scratch their faces with my paw.
"Hey! Stop thinking about good things! If nothing happens, I will go back to the dormitory and go to sleep. I feel too tired these days!" I said to Wang Zheng while yawning.
"Why are you sleeping? Get up and be happy!... Of course there is something going on. We are going to investigate the whereabouts of that water ghost..."
"Where is he going? Isn't he already dead?" I asked doubtfully.
"Then we also need to look for his body and soul so that we can investigate the cause of his death." Wang Zheng explained.
"...Brother Zheng, after this matter is settled, how much reward can the mermaid lady give us?"
Qingyi blinked Xiaodou's eyes and asked. He still doesn't know that we didn't get paid at all this time.
"No reward." Wang Zheng replied calmly.
"There's no reward!" Qingyi jumped from the sofa to the ground. "There's no reward, why bother with this!!"
"Qingyi, don't you know, once your brother Zheng sees a pretty young lady asking him for help, he will agree to whatever they ask for," I said sarcastically.
"Don't talk nonsense! I think that water ghost is so pitiful! He just changed his appearance and died! As a responsible supervisor, he should help such a weak alien."
Wang Zheng’s disgusting words almost made me vomit!
I really don’t understand, why should I accompany Wang Zheng to deal with this matter today?
But then I worry that because I didn’t deal with this matter with him this time, he will get angry and retaliate against me, and he will never take me to deal with such things from now on. Wouldn’t it be worth the loss, let alone gain?
"Okay, okay, stop making those righteous remarks, what should we do?" After thinking about it, I urged Wang Zheng pretending to be impatient.
"I guess that guy's soul should be in this world. It should be near his own body." Wang Zheng said while stroking the goatee on his chin.
"Um... I want to interrupt." I roughly guessed what the old guy wanted to say. I raised my hand tremblingly as if asking a question to the students.
"Say it!"
"You don't want us to go find the body of the water ghost with you first, do you?" My teeth almost trembled.
"Bingo! You got it right again! Kittens are very smart!" Wang Zheng replied with a smile and disapproval.
"...Then...where should we go to find his body?" I could feel that my voice was broken, my throat was hoarse and dry.
"Of course the morgue!"
"..." It's really the terrible answer that fits exactly what I was thinking.
I think that in most people’s minds, that place is very scary, right?
"Sir, what is a morgue like?" Qingyi asked innocently and curiously. As a goblin who just came to the world, he may really not know what a morgue is.
"A place where human corpses to be placed are stored..." Although I rolled my eyes at Qingyi, I still explained it to him in a hoarse and trembling voice.
"Oh, it turns out that humans respect the dead. Like us bats, when they die, they are dead. After becoming sperms, if you talk more, you may help bury your companions."
…
★In a lake in a park in c city
The green aquatic plants swayed with the rhythm of the lake. A few naughty fish hid in the aquatic plants and played hide and seek. A group of shrimps swayed their flexible waists and passed by in a neat line. A few crabs lay lazily in the mud.
Sleeping on sand and stones.
Deep in the lake lies a simple palace built of stone and sand. The walls are decorated with shells and pebbles.
It is said to be a palace, but in fact its shape is somewhat similar to an ancient palace, but its craftsmanship is rough, and its area inside and outside is equivalent to the size of a sixty- or seventy-square-meter house.
It’s not much different from a real big palace!
But what can be done? The owner of this building likes to call it a palace. She also has a group of silly men who lift her up to the sky!
At the entrance of the "simple palace", two green, pustule-covered humanoids were standing there with dull expressions, holding "javelins" made of some kind of stick or plant trunk.
The two green creatures stared blankly at the scene in front of the palace.
A man with long blond hair wearing strange clothes and a half-down classical hairstyle was fighting with a mermaid with an icy blue tail. Countless bubbles and ripples surged around them.
The blond man also has a pair of golden eyes, shining with cunning light like brilliant amber stones.
His skin is a healthy light yellow, not too pale or too dark, just like his face is filled with the radiance of the sun.
The man looked very young, only about 22 or 23 years old.
Wearing what looks like ancient white and silver armor, he is tall and slender, about 1.9 meters tall.
You can vaguely see the strong and well-proportioned muscles on his body. His shoulders are broad, and a golden belt fits his perfectly slender waist. His figure is even more standard than that of a male model!
The armor itself is shiny, and the man himself exudes a faint golden light. If this man were walking in the real world, he would definitely be very eye-catching.
He used a well-cast white long sword. The long sword exuded a white cold light.
The blond man swung his long sword towards the mermaid. The sword rubbed past the mermaid's hair.
Several strands of the mermaid's green hair were chopped off by the long sword.
"Ah!!" The mermaid stared at her hair with wide eyes. "My hair! You actually chopped it off!"
The blond man retracted his sword and smiled triumphantly at the mermaid. "Haha, you are no match for me, just admit defeat!"
"Ah! I'm so angry! The yellow-haired brat dared to hurt my beautiful hair!" The mermaid's body trembled with anger, and she jumped to the point of jumping, er, tail.
The mermaid was so angry that she swam backward a few times and was some distance away from the blond man.
"Wow, yeah, yeah~" The mermaid instantly retreated to advance, gathered enough strength, "flyed" towards the blond man, swept his legs, uh, swept his tail towards the blond man!
The blond man reacted quickly and dodged in an instant!
After a few minutes, the battle was over...
The mermaid was pressed down by the blond man on the stone bench that the mermaid called his "Throne of the Lake God".
Five or six green humanoid creatures were knocked to the ground, falling into pieces, unable to get up again.
The man came closer and looked at the delicate face of the mermaid, and pretended to discuss with a playful smile:
"How's it going? You'd better be obedient and give me your place! You're not strong enough!" The man held down the struggling mermaid on the stone bench with great force.
"Bah! You are a big-headed devil! I originally occupied this lake first. You are robbing! Robber!" The mermaid looked like he would die heroically and would rather die than surrender. He turned his face away angrily and pouted,
The originally cold white cheeks turned red from extreme anger.
"After all, I have aristocratic blood. I should have my own palace, how can I tolerate others to rob it?"
"Oh, the weak will prevail! You see, you can't defeat me, how can you lead the soldiers and generals here! I'm obviously more suitable to be the leader here than you!"
"Huh! No! Even if you kill me, I won't agree! This is my territory!" The mermaid continued to resist, panting heavily and spitting out more angry bubbles. Her heart was actually on the verge of collapse, and she was getting angry quickly.
exploded!
The blond man pushed back his long hair, which was like a waterfall of gold. Then he smiled evilly, revealing two sharp white teeth.
He brought his face closer to the mermaid's face, and the tips of their noses were almost touching.
"Haha, you don't agree, right? You won't let me live, right? Your appearance is also a sign. Why don't you wait until I own this palace and take you in as my wife?" The man looked like his treacherous plan had succeeded.
Grinning.
After all, the mermaid was a little girl, so she couldn't stand such threats. Her little face turned green with fear in an instant.
When the green humanoid creatures lying on the ground heard what the man said, they could no longer hold back and rolled and crawled in an attempt to rise.
"Monster! Release our Lord Lake God now!"
"Robber! Your plot will never succeed!!"
One of them had already stood up with difficulty, trying to sneak up on the blond man. Unexpectedly, the blond man had already noticed it. With a wave of his arm, a burst of golden light shot towards the green-skinned monster who stood up.
The green-skinned monster was hit by his golden light, screamed in pain, and fell to the ground again.
"You yellow-haired monster! Even if you bully me, you also hurt my men!" The oppressed mermaid on the stone bench continued to struggle.
…
After a few minutes, the mermaid really couldn't resist this abominable robber. Her little face turned white and red with anger, and suddenly she started crying with a "wow" sound.
"Wow!~Oh~you robber!" Tears flowed down the corners of the mermaid's eyes, floated in the lake and landed on the sand, turning into white pearls of different sizes.
The man first looked curiously at the pearls turned from tears, then stared blankly at the mermaid crying on the stone bench, with his mouth wide open.
"Woo~"
"Hey? What's wrong with you? If you weren't resisting just now, why are you crying now?"
Chapter completed!