Chapter 45: The Lion's Sound and Roar
Yuan Liaochen has always been decisive in his work, and no one dared to neglect the things he ordered. Not long after, Jiang Lie was put on a lion's outfit and escorted to the place where the Lion King lives - Lion Sound and Song.
Since ancient times, the Divine Lion Kingdom has had two emperors at the same time - one person and one lion. The Human Emperor is like Yuan Liaochen, who enjoys the highest rule in the country, without saying much. The Lion Emperor is a symbolic "No. 1" The emperor, named "Lion Emperor", actually means being under house arrest for life.
Therefore, the Divine Lion Kingdom has always had two ways of divining the year: the human emperor has one year name, and the lion emperor has one year name. The Yuan Liaochen's reign is Yi Zhong, and the current reign of the Lion Emperor is called Zhenfeng. It can be called a certain year of Yi Zhong or a certain year of Zhen Feng. Of course, most of the time, the people are still used to using Yi Zhong's year name to record the year.
The sound of lions is actually equivalent to a large zoo, but it is different from the cages that Jiang Lie thinks. It is a palace-like pattern - a large lawn with many palaces arranged in an orderly manner, except for the lions. In addition to the emperor, there were also Lion Queen, as well as the concubines and princesses in the harem. There were twenty or thirty lions on this lawn.
As a group animal, the lion is actually very different from humans in terms of living habits. However, the people of the divine lion recognized the lion emperor, and the lions of the lion royal family had to be tamed by the habits of human emperors, and they lost their wildness. Habits are also approaching humans.
Although this place is in the palace, the palace is a big place after all. Jiang Lie has been here before, but he has heard the roar of a lion, but has never seen the true face of Mount Lu. This time, Jiang Lie It's an eye-opener.
"Little Luozi, we are ordering to bring you companions!" shouted the soldier escorting Jiang Lie.
A young eunuch dressed similar to Jiang Lie came to salute and said, "Small, please see General Jiang!"
The soldier next to Jiang Lie whispered: "General Jiang is no longer a general. He is a lion boy like you, and he is in a state of guilt. He can call General Jiang privately, but he doesn't want to be the one on the surface."
Jiang Lie suddenly sighed at the impermanence of life. One day he fell into the same clothes as a eunuch and did the same job as a young man. He smiled bitterly and said, "'General' is a thing of the past, so it's better not to mention it. Just like Xiao Luozi, just call me Xiao Jiangzi?"
The soldier next to him whispered: "General Jiang... This little guy and his father-in-law are exclusive names for eunuchs, so you can't scream..."
Jiang Lie shook his head and smiled weakly: "I have come to this point, why do you care about these things? Besides, when Yuan Guocai was a child, someone should have called him the little prince? Could it be that this also means he is a eunuch?"
If such offensiveness is the case, the soldiers next to them will have to turn a deaf ear to them.
Of course, Jiang Lie only experienced his verbal addiction for a while, and knew that no one would take this sentence seriously.
"Little Luozi, I'll leave the criminal Jiang Lie to you. Although he was once the tail general and was named the Earl, he knew nothing about serving the Lion Emperor. He still needs more advice! Let's leave here!" After letting go of Jiang Lie, he quietly saluted Jiang Lie, "General Jiang, take care of him!" After that, he left.
Jiang Lie really didn't expect that he was already in a serious crime and was in a vain. These soldiers could treat him with courtesy and not treat him as a criminal at all. Although he didn't know the specific reason, he was still very considerate. .
"I'm here to meet the criminal Jiang Lie for the first time. Please forgive me for the future!" Jiang Lie stepped forward and greeted her friendly.
Xiao Luozi quickly saluted: "General Jiang is so serious! The young man is about the same age as the general, so he can't be called any brother or brother! General Jiang would rather call the younger man Xiao Luozi, otherwise the younger man would not be able to accept it!"
Jiang Lie nodded: "Okay, okay, then call me Xiao Luozi. But it seems even more inappropriate to call me General Jiang?"
Xiao Luozi shook his head: "Although we are now a colleague, I think it is still not suitable to call you by your name. It is definitely not OK to call Xiao Jiangzi. Tell me, what should I call you more appropriately? If you don't call him General?
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Jiang Lie thought for a moment. If he called "Sir Lie", he felt that there were still levels. After all, the maids in Jiang Mansion called this. Perhaps it would be more appropriate for Jiang Luo to call "Hei Lie". He smiled and said, "
Then call me 'Hei Lie', this is my nickname. People in Jiangjiazhuang called me like this before."
"Okay, General Hei Lie!" Xiao Luozi said casually, and realized that something was wrong again, "Oh, really, I can't change the word "General"!"
"It's okay, get used to it slowly." Jiang Lie said, looking around, "So, what do I need to do now?"
Xiao Luozi replied: "I've finished lunch. Now I need to clean the leftover bone crumbs and fresh fat they eat. Do you understand?"
Jiang Lie also heard the true meaning of "fresh fat", and his heart trembled. The so-called Lion Emperor is also an ordinary lion after all, and he also needs grain reincarnation. In nature, there are decompositions that can handle it, but in this palace
It cannot tolerate the spread of such odors, so it needs to be processed manually.
When Jiang Lie thought of Xiao Luozi having to deal with the fat of thirty lions alone, he couldn't help but feel sympathy from the bottom of his heart.
Jiang Lie suddenly thought that as the king of all beasts, the lion dared to eat people, wouldn’t that be extremely dangerous to go in and clean. So Jiang Lie asked: “Do we just wear it like this? You don’t need to wear something.
A full-body closed protective clothing or something?”
Xiao Luozi took out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket and smiled and said, "Do you know what this is?"
Jiang Lie shook his head decisively.
Xiao Luozi continued: "There are a few pills here, I call them "anti-beast pills". As long as a person takes one pill, he will not be attacked by any beast within twelve hours! And no
No matter what you say, tiger, leopard, jackal, even cat and dog, you dare not move your claws and teeth!"
"Wow!" Jiang Lie took the small porcelain bottle, opened the cap and smelled it, but couldn't smell any smell, and remained confused, "This thing... is really that magical? Why do I feel so mysterious? There is no smell,
Why can it defend against beasts?”
Xiao Luozi smiled and said, "This thing is made from the alchemy room in our palace. I can't say what materials it is made of, let alone what principle it is. Anyway, there are no side effects when you eat this thing.
, and the effect is excellent. At least I have been a lion servant for so many years, and there has never been any mistakes in this pill, otherwise I might not be able to stand here alive now!"
Jiang Lie poured out a beast-proof pill with suspicion and put it into his mouth. The beast-proof pill is only the size of an ordinary person's eyeball, and looks like a chocolate bean, with an ordinary appearance. When taking it, you don't have to mix water or chew it.
It can be said to melt in the mouth, neither sweet nor bitter, neither sour nor spicy.
After taking a beast-proof pill, Jiang Lie did not feel anything unusual in his body, so he asked again: "Is this really effective?"
Xiao Luozi smiled and said, "Don't worry, don't worry! Even if you eat it, it will work! Are you still afraid of letting the lion eat it? I heard that you are fearless in the face of dozens of traitors in the sect.
Of course, you can't attack these lions, but if there is really something wrong, with your martial arts, is it too late to escape?"
Jiang Lie pondered for a moment and found that what Xiao Luozi said was reasonable. Even if there was a lion that was not friendly, he could use his light skills. Thirty-six strategies were the best. So Jiang Lie no longer doubted and did not
Chapter completed!