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Chapter 367 Preparing for the party [Part 2]

Ji Ping smiled so cutely: "I am thinking about preparing a scarecrow or wood man, and then calling someone casually. It is best to call a child. The child is more interesting. I will ejaculate wherever the person I call me and I will ejaculate. What do you think?"

Jiang Lie pursed his lips and shook his head: "Will this be more bloody and violent for children? This idea is good, but I think it should be improved. It's better not to carve a wooden man like this. Just find a big wooden stake and paste some cloth strips on the wooden stakes, and write some positive words on the cloth strips, such as happiness for the family, everything goes well, everything will come true, and everything will come true, and peace and health. The lucky audience said that you want, you will ejaculate the word you want."

"Good idea!" Ji Ping said, as if he realized something, and immediately put away his smile, "No, Da Zheng, I don't recognize the word "女"! I don't know which one is called happiness, which one is called peace, and which one is called health?"

The reason why Jiang Lie came up with this idea was not to make it difficult for the illiterate Jiping, but to deliberately let Jiping learn more or less words. After all, the thing about recognizing words is learned after all, and it will not be too late to learn at any time.

"How long have you been joining the Lion Flame Army? Do you still don't know a big word yet?" Jiang Lie asked.

Ji Ping scratched his head and said, "Hehe, it's not that exaggerating. I know how to write the word "Ji Ping"! I also recognize the "Divine Lion Army", the "Royal Lion Flame Army", and the "Balian General". Because these words are available on the waist cards, I can recognize them if I read them frequently. As for other words... I can't recognize them almost."

Jiang Lie believed in Ji Ping's talent for learning, so he smiled and said, "Since you have the ability to recognize these words, you naturally have a way to recognize a few more words. It's not that you can't learn, but you just don't have the time to learn. With your ability, as long as you are willing to study, you can quickly learn a bunch of words."

Ji Ping grinned and said, "It's true? I feel it's difficult to recognize words!"

"How can there be falsehood? A gentleman's words are as good as hell. If you don't believe me, ask Captain Duan and ask Captain Duan to teach you how to read." Jiang Lie said and raised his eyebrows at Duan Biao.

Duan Biao was shot while lying down, and immediately felt caught off guard: "Master, why did I become a teacher?"

Jiang Lie pretended to be serious and said, "Person Duan, you must know that the dozens of people in our Lion Yan Ji Cang Army have the highest level of education, and you have read the most books. So, you are the important task of teaching the general to recognize words. Who else can you do this?"

In fact, what Jiang Lie said is not false. Duan Biao is really the one who reads the most among this group. After all, Duan Biao was born in a family of famous generals and received the highest level of education in Shenshi City since he was a child. He has been practicing both civil and military affairs. Although he has been in the army for many years and is still a lieutenant, the ink in his belly is real and it is like a fake one.

Duan Biao sighed and said, "This is simply because I don't go to hell, who will go to hell!"

Ji Ping saluted Duan Biao with a smile: "Captain Duan, thank you for going to hell for me!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Oh by the way." Jiang Lie looked at Duan Biao with a slight smile, "Personnel Duan, as the saying goes, those who are capable should work harder. Since you have already taken on the heavy responsibility of teaching General Ji to read, you can prepare the good words of good luck and goodness that you want to stick on the wooden stake. Thank you for your hard work!"

Duan Biao was assigned another task, so he had to smile silently and said, "Okay... I'm humble and obey the order..."

The remaining soldiers also reported several programs one after another, so that the Eight Immortals could cross the sea and show their magical powers.

So Jiang Lie proposed to use the chorus as the opening song, so he decided to rehearse it first.

"Master, everyone is so familiar with "The Battle Song of the Strong Army" that they are no longer familiar with. They always sing it on weekdays, so why do they still need to rehearse?" Duan Biao asked.

"You know what's the point!" Jiang Lie explained, "This is to perform. There is a difference between performance and daily training. Although we sing in our daily training, it is just singing, without any fancy moves. This time, we can't just sing for this bonfire party, we need to add some simple moves."

Ji Ping quipped: "Add some action? Do you want to sing and dance?"

Jiang Lie smiled and said, "If you know how to dance, you can teach everyone. I am quite interested in learning!"

"I think, but I have never been involved in dancing before and can't dance at all!" Ji Ping smiled mischievously.

Jiang Lie stretched out: "Since we can't dance, we won't force it. Just do some simple meanings. Come on, let's sing it first and then see which movements are more appropriate to add."

As he spoke, the Lion Yan Ji Cang army quickly formed a square formation, and Jiang Lie stood in front of the square formation.

"Listen to the horn of the new journey!" Jiang Lie headed, and the soldiers sang neatly—

"Listen to the horn of the new journey, and the goal of a strong army is called ahead. If a country is strong, we must take responsibility. The battle flag is full of iron-blooded glory. The soldiers, obey the command, can win battles with a good style, do not fear strong enemies, dare to compete, and decisively win the battlefield for the motherland!"

Jiang Lie has never designed action for the chorus program and is a very layman, so after singing it, he still has no idea. He feels that there is no place where some action can be interspersed.

After thinking for a while, Jiang Lie flashed his spirit: "Let's do this, don't do anything when singing this time. After singing this first time, let's continue singing from the 's soldiers' side to the last sentence "The Battlefield for the Motherland", add another word - 'Kill'!"

"For the motherland to win the battlefield, kill!" Duan Biao was eager to try, "Master, okay, it's good to add!"

Jiang Lie nodded: "Let's not just killing me. Adding this word is to add an action. I'll demonstrate it!"

As he said that, Jiang Lie sang: "Soldiers, obey the command, can win battles with a good style, do not fear strong enemies, dare to compete, and win the battlefield for the motherland! Kill!" At the same time, he clenched his right fist, rushed towards the sky with all his strength, and left his fist in mid-air.

"How is it? Tell me, how do you feel?" Jiang Lie lowered his fist and asked.

Ji Ping nodded with a smile: "It feels good, very good!"

Jiang Lie cleared his throat: "Then let's do it as I said, and I'll see how the effect is. Come on, listen to the sound of the horn of the new journey!"

"Listen, the horn of the new journey sounds, and the goal of a strong army is called ahead. If a country is strong, we must take responsibility. The battle flag is full of iron-blooded glory. The soldiers, obey the command, can win the battle with a good style, not afraid of strong enemies, dare to compete, and decisively win the battlefield for the motherland! The soldiers, obey the command, can win the battle with a good style, not afraid of strong enemies, dare to compete, and decisively win the battlefield for the motherland! Kill!" The soldiers sang and clenched their right fists together in a different order, clenched their right fists and waved them up as they were like Jiang Lie.

Although the tacit understanding is not enough and the effect presented is still not interesting, Jiang Lie believes that practice makes perfect. As long as you rehearse a few more times, you will definitely present the most ideal program effect. Therefore, when singing this program, Jiang Lie took the soldiers to practice hard for a long time until noon.

After lunch, Jiang Lie returned to the cave, sat at the table, and wrote the "bonfire party plan" at the head of a white piece of paper.

Yuan Nan'er walked to Jiang Lie carefully and asked, "Do you want to be so formal? Do you still have to write a written plan?"

"I'll just write a draft. Anyway, I don't have to apply for anyone to hold this event. The main thing is to write down the plan and make myself a little bit clear. After all, a good memory is not as good as a bad pen." Jiang Lie said, then pulled out his left hand and grabbed Yuan Nan'er's hand, "Are the two daughters sleeping?"

Yuan Nan'er nodded: "The two daughters are so obedient. After taking milk, they fell asleep together after a while."

Jiang Lie pulled Yuan Nan'er to his thigh and sat: "Then let's study and study the implementation plan of this bonfire party together. The program has been decided, and the props that should be prepared are ready, and those who should be rehearsed quickly are not a problem. I was wondering, besides the program performance, can this bonfire party be made of some other tricks?"

"Of course," Yuan Nan'er's eyes rolled, "Since there are bonfires, why not hold a barbecue at the same time? The Soul-Surfing Island has a wealth of products and can't catch all delicious animals. We can kill pigs and sheep, and skewer more lamb skewers, beef skewers, and pork skewers. Then we all prepare to order a barbecue grill. The audiences present barbecue while enjoying the wonderful program and grill themselves, which will make them much more fun."

"Good idea! And it's still cold at night. Everyone is surrounded by a bonfire and eats barbecue. The steaming is hot and it will be much warmer! Bamboo sticks are not difficult to handle, and a simple barbecue grill is easy to make. Barbecue is feasible!" Jiang Lie said and wrote the first sentence on paper - "Barbecue Bureau".

Yuan Nan'er smiled and continued, "You can't stop drinking when eating barbecue, but Chen Sanjiu did not teach them how to make wine. They have not discovered that they can make wine for hundreds of years, so there are no wine on Soul-Search Island, and there are many children who cannot drink wine. It is impossible to drink wine, but we can choose to drink something else. Soul-Search Island has all kinds of strange fruits, almost some fruits on the Soul-Search Island, and there are coconuts, watermelons, pineapples, and peaches. Fruits are water, so they can be juiced. Eating barbecue with natural juice should be quite happy."

"It makes sense, fruits are all over the floor, so it's not difficult to squeeze some juice. Apart from barbecue and juice, can you do something else?" Jiang Lie said and added two words "juice" under the "BBQ Bureau".

"For a while, I couldn't think of any other tricks. I had to eat and drink. All I had to do was perform, the performances that should be appreciated, and the audience would be held. The atmosphere would naturally be full of fun!" Yuan Nan'er said proudly.

Jiang Lie wrote down the programs prepared by the Lion Yan Ji Cang Army one by one on paper in order. After writing, Yuan Nan'er was allowed to read them.

After Yuan Nan'er finished reading it, the corner of her mouth slightly raised: "Okay, I know it in my heart. I have already thought about the lines I hosted."

"Then I'll wait and see." Jiang Lie smiled.

"Let's wait and see!" Yuan Nan'er said, raising her head proudly.
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