Chapter 179: Chicken Eating Girl [Part 1]
"No? I've all scared them that I'm not Jiang Lie, and someone can come with me?" Jiang Lie asked with a frown.
Duan Biao said seriously: "It's not those aunties who watch the fun, I feel... a little murderous."
Jiang Lie said seriously: "How many people are there? Have you been staring at us?"
Duan Biao's eyes did not leave the distance: "It's just one person, a young woman, who is quite handsome. She sat there, and looked up from time to time, and looked at us as soon as she looked up."
"Can you think too much? Maybe someone likes you, just want to look at you a few more." Jiang Lie said as he grabbed a small and exquisite bean paste bag and put it into his mouth.
Duan Biao shook his head gently: "That look is wrong. If she really covets my appearance, her look should be lustful, rather than full of murderous aura like this."
Jiang Lie asked: "Why is there murderous aura? Do you have any enemies or do I have any enemies?"
Duan Biao said helplessly: "What other enemies can I have? I am an honest person and I won't cause trouble. I think it's your enemy, right?"
Jiang Lie thought for a moment and pursed his lips: "It seems that this is really impossible. I really have a few enemies, but my enemies are nothing more than Youxing, mainly Huayehuo. Who else can there be?
Prince? It’s impossible. Even if they were, they wouldn’t have sent a woman to follow him.”
Duan Biao flashed his inspiration: "Maybe it was the enemy we got to come to Bili County."
Jiang Lie was puzzled: "We came here to carry out missions, just to catch the Monkey Gang. Except for the Monkey Gang, who can we provoke whom? Besides, we provoke Monkey Gang because they were wrong.
First, it is natural to bring them to justice. Although there are many people in the Monkey Gang who have not been arrested, they will not want to take revenge, right? Is there such a reason? And even if it is so outrageous, it is really
It can't be a woman!"
Because Jiang Lie almost couldn't control the volume, Duan Biao quickly "shushed" and whispered: "We are not in the private room now, so we can't speak loudly. I'm thinking, will it be... hey, it's impossible.
, forget it. Let's do it. I'll keep staring at her. If her goal is you or me, she will definitely not leave easily. Let's spend it with her to see when the energy consumption will be."
Jiang Lie nodded slightly and asked, "What dish did she order?"
Duan Biao looked around and smiled bitterly, "She came a little later than us, but the ones she ordered seemed to be ready-made. Her table was already full. It's true that there wasn't a single dish, it was all meat. Look
They all look like chicken—four braised chicken legs, two pairs of roasted chicken wings, two pairs of chicken feet, and a bowl of soup, maybe it’s chicken soup. Couldn’t this guy be bitten to death by a chicken in his previous life?”
"Can chickens kill people? Do chickens have teeth?" Jiang Lie said, then grabbed a big meat bag and stuffed it into Duan Biao's mouth. "However, to be honest, this person's dietary habits are really unique.
I’m so picky about chickens, I don’t know how to match meat and vegetables? She must be big and round, right?”
Duan Biao shook his head with a big meat bag in his mouth, took a bite, chewed for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "I told you that he is a pretty girl. If he has a big waist and a round waist, then he can still be handsome? Although it is not impossible, this person is really
It looks...not as thin as a man, but it is also slim. His physique doesn't seem to have such a big appetite."
Jiang Lie smiled and said, "Can a slim woman still have great martial arts skills? Even if she comes to assassinate us, she will not be our opponent. Just as you said, I will waste my life with her, I want to see who she is.
.”
Both of them had eaten the fried noodles. Jiang Lie asked, "Is that person still here?"
Duan Biao burped and whispered: "Not only are she still here, she even ordered a few more plates of braised chicken."
Jiang Lie dumbfounded: "It's so edible? It's not simple. I'm afraid he's not a mortal, right?"
Duan Biao asked, "What should I do? We have finished eating all the orders, are we just sitting here?"
Jiang Lie shook his head: "Don't you occupy the pit and not shit while sitting? How can you do this? Let's order a few more dishes to eat, and you'll waste it with her."
"Ah?" Duan Biao frowned, "But I'm so full. Now I can't eat any delicacies in front of me."
"How much can you eat, and then pack up if you can't finish it. I'll treat you, don't worry." Jiang Lie said, snapping his fingers, "Waiter!"
After calling the waiter, Jiang Lie asked, "Waiter, are there anything you eat here that will not take up the capacity of your stomach?"
The waiter smiled and said, "Kei, look at what you are saying? What is there that will not take up the capacity of your stomach after eating? Even if you just drink water, you may be full.Kei, you are asking.
It's really a headache."
Jiang Lie thought for a moment and said, "Let's do this, give us a small plate of cold cucumbers each, and then a glass of sour plum juice each."
"Okay! Do you want something else to come?" the waiter asked.
Jiang Lie waved his hand: "No, no, that's it, I'll call you if you want it. By the way, when do you usually close in your restaurant?"
The waiter replied: "The closing time is not accurate. It mainly depends on when individual customers will be exposed. Generally, the store has to be closed after midnight. We can tell the customers who come later that they are about to close, but if it is
If we have guests who are already here, we can't drive them away, right?"
"I understand, thank you." Jiang Lie smiled evilly after the waiter walked away, "Did you hear that, we are the guests who are already here, and he can't drive us away. Let's sit here and eat slowly,
While digesting the stomach and intestines, we eat as much as we can. Don’t worry. I want to see how long the chicken-eating girl can take.”
I don’t know how long it took, but the two plates of cold cucumbers had lost half a plate, and the woman who was eating chicken was still gnawing the chicken in her original position.
"Master, I..." Duan Biao said with a ferocious face, "I want to pee..."
"Hold it." Jiang Lie said without hesitation, "I know that people have three urgent needs, but now it is not the time for you to pee. What if you miss the opportunity? Just think this is training
, If you really go to the battlefield, even if you care about the sky and the earth, you can't control others' shit and fart, but even if you are anxious, you would rather dirty your pants than leave the battle post easily."
Because Jiang Lie said something rough and not rough, Duan Biao could not refute it, so he had to silently pick up a piece of cold cucumber and put it in his mouth and chew it repeatedly.
Jiang Lie looked around and said, "There are only a handful of guests in the restaurant. It seems that we are really likely to be the target of the chicken-eating girl."
Duan Biao yawned and sighed: "I'm full and sleepy now, and I really want to go to bed quickly."
"Get up." Jiang Lie widened his eyes, "I'm not sleepy, I won't want to go to bed quickly. If you want to cheer up, just treat this as training, but you can let it go on the real battlefield
You can sleep whenever you want?"
Chapter completed!