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Chapter 75 Wu Dalang vs. Sun Erniang

"This is a ** (scheming)." Before Sun Erniang could answer, Zhou Tian jumped up and pointed at the hairs on the table and shouted.

"What **(过)." Sun Erniang didn't react at all. She looked at Zhou Tian in a daze, and said subconsciously.

"Hmph, the one in your steamed bun is **, you are a conspiracy, you are a black shop, right?" Zhou Tian slapped the table and pulled out a light yellow rolling pin from the bag - tiger feces are like pigments, and they can't be removed.

"You are joking. I am a businessman who is dedicated and serious. Why do I become a black store?" Sun Erniang took a step back and chuckled - what smell is so smelly, what is the short man holding in his hand.

"Hmph, boss lady, you dare to argue. If you don't run a black shop, then take a bite of this steamed bun and take a look with me." Zhou Tian picked up the steamed buns that Wu Song broke apart with chopsticks and handed them to Sun Erniang--**(我) buns. It's so fucking disgusting that I don't want to hold them with my hands.

"The guest wants to eat and eat, but he doesn't want to eat and leave, so he teases me, a weak woman, what to do." Eating human flesh is not a big deal these days, but eating ** requires courage. Even though Sun Erniang is used to making human flesh steamed buns, she brings human flesh steamed buns with her...

"If you don't eat it, it will prove that your store is a black store." Zhou Tian knocked on the table with a rolling pin. "I, Wu Dalang, hate opening a black store the most in my life. If you are a black store, I will smash it with you." Smashing the store is our old business, so why are we also one of the two evils in Yanggu?

"Yes, my store is indeed a black store." Sun Erniang glanced at the empty wine bowl on the table and said, "But you can't smash my store."

"Is that right...ah, you...you put medicine in this wine." Zhou Tian narrowed his eyes and was about to take action, but his body suddenly shook - our acting skills have surpassed those of the powerful, such as eunuchs, coolie, Shutong, and Wu Dalang, now pretending to take sweating pills, isn't that a small matter.

"You..." Zhou Tian was still admiring his acting skills, but saw Wu Song standing up beside him, pointing at Sun Erniang, and then falling to the table - Wu Song is more powerful than me.

When I looked at Pan Jinlian again, I had already been lying there, but Pan Jinlian was a vase and her acting skills were really not very good. When I just lay down, I felt that I was close to the human flesh on the table, so I even moved my body. Look at how professional Wu Song was - I was lying on the human flesh directly.

"Hehe, since the guest knows that I run a black shop, why do you still drink my wine?" Sun Erniang chuckled, then stretched out three fingers and said to Zhou Tian, ​​"Do."

Sun Erniang smiled and put down a finger, and Zhou Tian's body shook.

"fall"

Sun Erniang put down another finger confidently, and Zhou Tian staggered and almost fell down.

"fall"

Sun Erniang put down her last finger in confusion. Zhou Tian shook again, just about to fall, but she supported her body with a rolling pin.

"Down with me." Sun Erniang clenched her fists and walked towards Zhou Tian.

"It's almost overturning." Seeing Sun Erniang coming, Zhou Tian staggered a few steps, and rushed towards Sun Erniang.

Sun Erniang thought Zhou Tian was suffering from sweat medicine, so when she saw Zhou Tian hit him, she was not prepared, and just slammed Zhou Tian’s head with a fist.

"Oh" Zhou Tian pretended to be tripped by the stone on the ground, and suddenly jumped up from the ground. After spinning 360 degrees, he avoided Sun Erniang's fist and hit the other party's chest.

Sun Erniang was not prepared for it, and the other party was not weak. After this collision, Sun Erniang was pretending to be backwards and almost fell to the ground.

"It's so soft." After Zhou Tian knocked Sun Erniang away, he touched his head, smacked his lips and said, "I almost didn't breathe just now."

Seeing Zhou Tian's appearance, Sun Erniang turned red. She knew that she had made people take advantage. She was furious. Regardless of why the other party was not falling yet, she rushed towards Zhou Tian with her fist.

"Come back." Zhou Tian saw Sun Erniang's expression and knew that the other party was really angry, so he did not dare to neglect it.

Although Sun Erniang's martial arts cannot be compared with those fierce men on Liangshan, he does have some skills in his hands. But if that's all, Zhou Tian doesn't have to worry about it. But the most important thing is that Sun Erniang is a woman and Zhou Tian can't find a place to start. If he really pokes a place that shouldn't be poked, it will become a mortal enemy. Therefore, when dealing with Sun Erniang, Zhou Tian's "dirty" formula is useless and can only win with conventional methods.

Fortunately, Sun Erniang didn't hold a weapon, and she had a rolling pin in biochemical mode in her hand. On this point alone, Zhou Tian had the upper hand - I can't beat you to death, I'll be disgusted to you.

Sure enough, as soon as the battle broke out, Zhou Tian had the upper hand. Although Zhou Tian had a "five-short figure", after the extension of the rolling pin, Sun Erniang's fist basically had no chance to approach Zhou Tian.

After continuous study of Zhou Tian's Birds and Phoenix Guns, Zhou Tian has become more and more mature. The word "fast" technique has been fully utilized by Zhou Tian. Every time a rolling pin is pierced (it's really awkward), a sound of birds singing is heard. Although this sound is a bit distorted due to the material of the rolling pin and becomes like a crow, just from the speed of this move, Zhou Tian's shooting technique has basically reached the peak of a small success. Using this shooting technique to deal with Sun Erniang naturally makes her unable to fight back.

It was also time for Zhou Tian to be lucky. While the two were fighting, a strong wind suddenly blew behind Zhou Tian, ​​and then the biochemical attack ability on Zhou Tian’s rolling pin showed its power.

The two of them fought happily, and Sun Erniang punched out a punch, which took a lot of energy. The breathing was a little messy. It was normal to exhale, but the time when Sun Erniang gasped was not right. The wind was blowing, and Sun Erniang was just inhaling, and the smell on the rolling pin roared into Sun Erniang's mouth along the wind...

The smell of tiger feces was really not very good. As soon as Sun Erniang breathed, she covered her chest and started to retching.

"There is a flaw." Although Zhou Tian felt the wind blowing behind him, he didn't expect the smell on his rolling pin to be so rushing. Seeing that Sun Erniang's door was wide open, he naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity. He poked over with the rolling pin.

"You short guy is too bullying." Just as Zhou Tian was about to poke Sun Erniang, a person came out of the room. The man held a bamboo pole in his hand and blocked Zhou Tian's rolling pin with one stroke.

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Going to Sanjiang at two o'clock, the children's shoes, Xinsi's Sanjiang vote is in danger. Let's vote. Although Sanjiang vote is useless, it cannot be too ugly.
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