Chapter 60 Wu Song's Drinking Capacity
"Jinlian, see who is coming." Zhou Tian greeted and led Wu Song into the room. "Second, put the big insect first, let's try braised tiger meat later."
"Is it uncle here?" Pan Jinlian hurried downstairs. Seeing Wu Song's appearance, she was stunned. She was surprised in her heart: the two brothers were too different.
"Am I leading the wolf into the house?" Seeing Pan Jinlian's eyes, Zhou Tian felt an extremely bad thought in his heart.
"Wu Song has met his sister-in-law." When Wu Song saw Pan Jinlian, he had no idea and bowed to Pan Jinlian and said.
"Uncle, please come up." Pan Jinlian hurriedly returned the greeting, looked at Wu Song carefully, and said, "I often heard Dalang mention his uncle. When I saw him today, he was indeed heroic."
After saying that, Pan Jinlian glanced at Zhou Tian, and put it in Zhou Tian's ear and whispered, "It's not like you filing again, it's not as good as someone else's eleventh."
"What is concentrated is the essence." Zhou Tian said. After hearing what Pan Jinlian said, Zhou Tian felt relieved. Since Pan Jinlian could joke with her like this, she naturally felt open and open.
"Cough cough" Although Zhou Tian and his two private words were quiet, they had not escaped Wu Song's ears. After hearing what they said, Wu Song was a little embarrassed.
"I have already set up this dish, fruits and vegetables. Uncle, please come to the table quickly." Pan Jinlian's face turned red when she heard Wu Song's cough. After pinching Zhou Tian for a while, she said to Wu Song.
"Before eating, should we wash our hands?" Wu Song was about to get into the table, and Zhou Tian reminded from the side that Wu Song had just returned with a tiger on his back, and his right hand was holding the tiger's thigh. Although tiger urine can cure rheumatism, it is also urine...
While Wu Song was washing his hands, Zhou Tian told Qian Da and others, "Tell the chef that the tiger meat must be blanched before putting it in the pot, otherwise the smell will not be removed. Well, you can just divide the remaining tiger meat. Leave the tiger bones for me, pointing to use it to soak in wine. Your sister-in-law's future sexual blessings will depend on him, and she will also keep the tiger skin for me. Be careful when peeling it, don't break it. I'm also counting on making a tiger skin skirt..." Zhou Tian wanted to eat it.
Okay, the food was warm, but I tied the best chef in Yanggu County, Master Huo to... Oh, it was not right. I invited him to my home. Except for those strange fruits, all the dishes were cooked by Master Huo himself. In order to serve Wu Dalang, one of the "two evils of Yanggu", Master Huo naturally took great pains to see the big Buddha. He was carved with tofu. It is said that he carved it for one night. Hey, what's the taste, stinky tofu...
"Second, come and drink." Zhou Tian knew that Wu Song had a lot of alcohol, so he didn't even prepare a bowl of Zhou Tian and blew it directly with the wine jar. Of course, Wu Song's wine jar was real wine, while Zhou Tian's wine jar was cold and emptied. Although the white wine in the Northern Song Dynasty was not high, similar to beer, Zhou Tian was not yet at the point of drinking beer as cold water. So Zhou Tian changed the pillars. If you drink, I drink it, but I can't drink it to death.
However, Zhou Tian obviously underestimated Wu Song's alcohol content and his own water volume. Before he could drink a jar of cold white, Zhou Tian's stomach had basically started to flood. If Zhou Tian hadn't run harder in the toilet, he might have broken the dam on the spot. Zhou Tian had just brought the tiger meat, so he had to eat it without any stomach. He could only watch Pan Jinlian and Wu Song keep sucking and eating with relish.
During the meal, Zhou Tian not only kept drinking and drinking, but also observed Pan Jinlian from time to time. Although Pan Jinlian looked at Wu Song intentionally or unintentionally, there was no charm or seduction in her eyes. It was the pure eyes of her sister looking at her younger brother or her younger sister looking at her brother. It seemed that under her influence, Pan Jinlian had long forgotten the plot of her slut and was at ease to be a good wife and mother. It is estimated that Pan Jinlan would not blink even if she put Ximen Qing in front of her at this time. Of course, Zhou Tian would never do such a risky thing.
"Wu Song was drinking comfortably today, but I didn't expect that my brother's alcohol was not small." Wu Song's face was flushed. It was obvious that the alcohol had already risen and he was a little uncomfortable in his words. However, he didn't stop and started a jar of wine and had to continue drinking.
Seeing that Wu Song had another jar of wine, Zhou Tian hurriedly took out a jar of cold and white wine from his heels. How fresh is it? If Wu Song made a jar from him and asked him to drink it, whether he would drink it or not, he would do it first, although the jar of cold and white wine had not finished drinking it.
"Wu Song was happy when he saw his brother and sister-in-law. He naturally drank a little more wine. Brother didn't have to accompany me, I just drank it myself." Wu Song saw Zhou Tian's bargain when he just took the wine jar, so he refused to let Zhou Tian drink with him again.
"Since you said this, I won't be pretentious anymore. I really drink a little bit today, brother, so I won't accompany you." I'm waiting for you, hiccup, I'm dying, the tiger meat is cold...
Originally, Zhou Tian planned to mention Ximen Qing to Wu Song during the meal, but seeing that Wu Song drank like this, Zhou Tian probably didn't use it if he brought it up. He would have urinated after a while and would have to say it again tomorrow. Fortunately, Zhou Tian didn't think about other things today, and he would have to drink a few bowls of wine with Wu Song.
So Zhou Tian, who had opened the gate and released water several times, finally replaced the real wine with live ammunition and drank with Wu Song for a dark day.
During his contact with Wu Song, Zhou Tian found that this person was indeed a simple man as written in "Water Margin", which could be seen from the fact that he had never looked at Pan Jinlian in a low-cut outfit.
Zhou Tian has been mingling with Qian Da and the others these days, and there are all rascals around him. Zhou Tian naturally sees these people thoroughly. Although they are obedient to their own words now, they may be able to turn against each other and stab themselves in the back. Among those people, there are not one who really has a heart-to-heart relationship with Zhou Tian, all of whom are tempted by the fact that they always stare at Pan Jinlian in low-cut outfits. This can be seen from the fact that they keep staring at Pan Jinlian in low-cut outfits.
Zhou Tian, who had been in the pile of rogues, looked particularly friendly when he looked at Wu Song. He didn't have to hide his words when he talked to Wu Song. He said whatever he thought of, so brightly - of course, Zhou Tian didn't say anything like time travel, and someone would believe it if he said it.
Zhou Tian got drunk tonight. This was the first time he had let go of his stomach and drank. The first time he drank so happily. He was a little envious of Wu Dalang. It was really good to have such a brother.
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I have to blanch the tiger meat in boiling water before eating it. This is what I learned from a zoo. Of course, it is not a step-by-step teaching. I can watch TV. What is the taste of tiger meat?
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Chapter completed!