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Chapter 273 Beating is pro, scolding is love

Chapter 273: Beating is a kiss, scolding is love...

"Lulu" Taotie, who had stuffed two kilograms of beef into her teeth, obviously still wasn't full. Her two little eyes stared at the other two kilograms of beef in Lu Bu's hand and turned around.

Zhou Tian could also feel this gluttonous thought, and he had always conveyed a meaning: hungry, hungry, hungry, songs towards the sky...

"This is mine." Lu Bu covered the beef in his arms and hid backwards. Zhou Tian was so generous this time that he could not let the two pounds of beef be snatched away by a dog.

"Why are you so stingy?" Liu Huamei got up, grabbed the beef from Lu Bu's hand, and put it on the ground to feed Taotie.

The Taotie family was not polite, and opened their mouths again and continued to stuff the gap between their teeth.

After eating four pounds of beef, this Taotie was still not full. He shook his big head and rubbed against Liu Huamei's chest, making Lu Bu almost envious...

"Xiao Hei hasn't eaten enough yet? Just now, there were four kilograms of beef, and Xiao Hei is not four kilograms either..." This Taotie was only a little over three kilograms when she was born. After eating eggshells, she became much bigger, but she was definitely less than one kilogram. It's no wonder that Liu Huamei was surprised if she had more than one kilogram of beef.

"The pet I raise is average, what's the point of four kilograms of beef? You can buy ten kilograms first, let Xiao Hei eat it first, and the rest are all yours." Zhou Tian greeted Lu Bu again.

"Put your skin, keep your word. I haven't eaten lunch yet." A puppy eats a lot of four pounds of beef. How much can I eat? Eat another pound, that's the end of the beef. Isn't the rest of the beef my own - hey, how come I'm the most powerful general of the Three Kingdoms? How come I've become so unpromising...

"Lulu..." Although this Taotie was not full, she was still energetic, especially when she was teasing with the beauty, Cai Yan, Pan Jinlian and Liu Huamei were allowed to burrow back and forth.

The aesthetics of this Taotie are obviously the same as normal people, and they are specializing in choosing large places. Therefore, Pan Jinlian, who is covered with mountains, was rated as the most popular outstanding woman among Taotie. After entering Pan Jinlian's chest, Taotie only showed half of her head, looking lazy, and looked very leisurely, which made Zhou Tian, ​​who was beside him, envious...

"Come out!" Pan Jinlian is her own wife. How could anyone else take advantage of others? Taotie won't do it either.

Zhou Tianli slid against Taotie's neck and pulled it out of Pan Jinlian's arms, and then put it in Liu Huamei's arms... We are not responsible for Lu Bu's wife.

When Lu Bu came back with ten kilograms of beef, he happened to see Taotie cruising between Liu Huamei's peaks. However, Lu Bu's quality is very high, and he didn't even say anything swearing - just start to grab it.

However, this action aroused Liu Huamei's exclamation. Now Lu Bu is just pursuing Liu Huamei, but it seems that she has not succeeded yet, so the relationship between the two naturally cannot reach the level of scratching and touching. Lu Bu is suspected of being a hooligan when he catches. Liu Huamei is quick-eyed and quick-handed, and with a "bang", he gave Lu Bu a lightning.

"Rogue!" Liu Huamei spat lightly and kept a certain distance from Lu Bu.

Lu Bu covered his face silently, and the distant camel ringing sounded in his ears...

"It...I...you..." After holding it in for a long time, Lu Bu pointed at Taotie, pointed at his hand, and finally pointed at Liu Huamei's chest. That's what you mean, you see, everyone is getting confused. Why is it so serious for me to touch it? Whoever got you offended?

Liu Huamei also felt that she had started a little heavy, and said slowly, "It's not that you won't let you touch it, I'll let you touch it enough tonight..."

OK, okay, this is Lu Bu's fantasy, but in reality, Liu Huamei didn't care about Lu Bu's aggrieved appearance at all, but rolled her eyes and cursed "Stinky hooligan."

Lu Bu was heartbroken this time. I guess he would have to find a shoelace to hang it on if he didn't jump out of the waterway tonight.

Fortunately, Zhou Tian advised Lu Bu as an experienced person and resolved the long-standing knot in Lu Bu's heart with a Buddhist mantra.

Zhou Tian moved his deep little steps, walked to Lu Bu with the Lingbo microstep and the great movement of the universe, and said the long-circulated six-character mantra in Lu Bu's ear by sending a thousand-mile voice message, "Beating is a relative, scolding is love..."

When Lu Bu heard this, he suddenly became clear and his heart was extremely bright. He wished that Liu Huamei would cut himself off with a big blade now - is Lu Bu a bad person?

"Beating is a kiss, scolding is love." That's to tell others, Zhou Tian doesn't believe this. According to this, Tyson and Holyfield are just gay love, the United States and Russia are the country's base...

Taotie in Liu Huamei's arms, smelled the beef, and still decided to give up the beauty's mind and headed straight for Lu Bu's beef. Lu Bu was eager to restore his image in front of Liu Huamei, so he tried his best to maintain a kind and kind look when facing Taotie. However, Lu Bu still remained calm at this moment. Even if he was eager to please Liu Huamei, he did not give all the beef in his arms to Taotie, but carefully took out a piece of about the size of a fist and put it on the ground.

"Lulu..." Taotie stared at the big piece of beef in Lu Bu's arms, obviously very dissatisfied, but Taotie still wanted to eat the beef in front of him, and then looked at Liu Huamei pitifully...

Obviously, this Taotie was touching Lu Bu's pulse. The beef in Lu Bu's arms did not belong to him, but to Liu Huamei, who had two large pieces of meat on her chest...

"So stingy, I hate stingy men the most!" Liu Huamei looked at Lu Bu holding the beef in his arms desperately, glared at him and said.

"Uh..." Lu Bu was glared by Liu Huamei, and he obediently contributed all the beef in his arms to Taotie. In his eyes, the meat he ate was not as precious as it was sucked...

"Lulu..." Seeing Lu Bu put the treasure in his arms on the ground, the Taotie rushed over excitedly and started eating.

Rippling in the ocean of beef, this Taotie is undoubtedly very happy, but Taotie's appetite is obviously underestimated. After eating the ten kilograms of beef, this Taotie still looked dissatisfied. She ran to Liu Huamei, rubbing Liu Huamei's calf while looking at Lu Bu. Obviously, in the eyes of this Taotie, this Lu Bu has become a meat supplier that can provide unlimited beef, and the order must be sent from Liu Huamei...

Liu Huamei looked at Lu Bu. Lu Bu knew it naturally. Without saying a word, he turned around and rushed out of the grocery store and headed straight to Hei San's noodle shop...

"It's not heavy..." At this time, Zhou Tian lifted Taotie up and weighed it. He found that Taotie was still less than a pound. Where did the more than ten pounds of beef go? Even if it turns into manure, there is a place to go...

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The notebook tastes good, I don’t know if it’s braised or sweet and sour…

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