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Chapter 17 Zhou's Rap

"Xiaoyun, what's your surname?" Zhou Tian's voice trembled. Zhao Yun, that legendary character, a legendary character, who combines various game protagonists, is the boss who is against the sky who kills both men and women. Will it be the little boy in front of him who is gnawing on chicken legs?

"This is Zhaojiazhuang, of course my surname is Zhao." Xiao Zhaoyun said casually.

"Then is your master called Tong Yuan?" Zhou Tian's right hand trembled with the pancake. This is not an ordinary pancake. This is the pancake that Zhao Yun has taken. If it is taken to the modern era, it will be a cultural relic and will not be out of date.

"Although my master has never told me, I have heard others call me like this." Xiao Zhaoyun nodded and said, "Brother Pai, are you in pain again? Why are you fighting so hard?"

"It's okay, brother, I'm not in a good heart. I'm a little excited today." Zhou Tian reached out and pinched Zhao Yun's face. Such a cute Zhao Yun would not have a chance in the future if he didn't ravage him hard.

"Brother Pier, what are you doing?" Xiao Zhaoyun obviously doesn't like others to pinch his face, so you can't give him a chicken leg.

"Your face still has oil, brother to help you wipe it." Zhou Tian, ​​who had pinched Zhao Yun's face, suddenly felt superior. When he traveled to Cao Cao, he might be envious of him to death when he talked to Cao Cao.

"Is there any?" Xiao Zhaoyun's face changed drastically when he heard that there was still oil on his face, for fear that Tong Yuan would come in from outside the door and he would poke the stone again.

"It's almost gone." Zhou Tian took the opportunity to rub Xiao Zhao Yun's face again. This was a historically meaningful rub. It was equivalent to the third type of contact.

"Does the young man still hurt?" Just as Zhou Tian wanted to continue to ravage Xiao Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan walked in from outside the door with his hands behind his back.

"It's much better, thank you for your concern." Zhou Tian saw Tong Yuan enter the door, and quickly took back the magic claws that reached Zhao Yun's face. He was joking, bullying Zhao Yun in front of Tong Yuan, and really treated Tong Yuan as a spearhead.

"Xiaoyun, come here." Tong Yuan glanced at Zhou Tian's mouth and shouted at Xiao Zhao Yun beside him. "Did you steal the things that Yuanhua sent?"

"Master...I..." Xiao Zhao Yun wanted to defend himself, but under Tong Yuan's eyes, he hesitated and looked extremely scared.

"Uncle Tong, I gave that chicken leg to Xiaoyun." Just as Xiao Zhaoyun was about to cry, Zhou Tian interrupted, "When I was unconscious these days, Xiaoyun was taking care of me, so I gave the chicken leg to Xiaoyun. I hope Uncle Tong will not blame Xiaoyun for this."

"So that's how it is." After hearing Zhou Tian's explanation, Tong Yuan couldn't punish Xiao Zhaoyun any longer. He just scolded Xiao Zhaoyun a few words and then exposed the matter.

"Hua Tuo came to make trouble today, so he didn't ask the young man where your home is. After healed, do you need to find someone to send you home?" After scolding Xiao Zhao Yun, Tong Yuan turned to ask Zhou Tian again.

"My family lives in Laobiwan, Chishuigouzi, Dalian. My grandfather's surname is Bi." I guess that if he wanted to say this to Tong Yuan, Tong Yuan couldn't understand it. But Zhou Tian was not familiar with the place name of the Three Kingdoms period, so he couldn't just get it.

"I am a person from Gao Lao Zhuang, fifty miles northwest of Luoyang." Zhou Tian adjusted his emotions slightly and said, "As for going home, I won't bother Uncle Tong. In Gao Lao Zhuang, my Zhou family was originally a big family, but was harmed by a traitor and had long been destroyed. Now, I am a homeless person..." Zhou Tian felt that if he spoke "Erquan Yingyue" at this time, the effect would be good.

"The family is destroyed and the people are killed..." Tong Yuan was not affected by the atmosphere created by Zhou Tian at all, but just repeated these four words lightly.

"It's true that the family is destroyed, Uncle Tong, listen to me and tell me in detail." Zhou Tian raised his hair and held the small wooden stick left by Hua Tuo to himself in his hand. He sang at the same time:

"Gao Laozhuang is on the edge of Luoyang's city,

There are houses and fields at home, and life is endless.

Who knew that the ten regular servants were arrogant and merciless,

Collusion with the earth and dominate the earth, occupy my big house and take over my fields,

My grandfather turned against him, but he beat him up.

My grandmother called him bullying the good people, but he was arrested in the hospital.

Rape a hundred times, a hundred times!

Ah~ In the end, she committed suicide by hanging herself, leaving regrets on earth...

He also drove my father and son out of his home and fell to the riverside.

To support my father, I had to beg in front of the temple alone.

Who knew that the Ten Eunuchs were so sinister,

Knowing this situation, I sent someone to plot and beat my father and son in front of the city!

The villain is still strong, and his life must be preserved,

Poor father, his soul returns to heaven!

Making money while studying hard,

Swear to show fame and fame, kill your enemies with strong will,

I was forced into the mountains yesterday.

Unfortunately, he was chased by a wolf.

Fortunately, Uncle Tong has you, otherwise I would have been raped by a wolf.

I remember this irreconcilable hatred.

If the Ten Eternal Assassins were killed, I would definitely be ahead of others!”

Zhou Tian originally thought that after he memorized this Zhou rap (the Zhou family here is Stephen Chow), Tong Yuan had to express his feelings no matter what, but Tong Yuan looked at Zhou Tian without expression, and then turned around and walked out of the house without saying anything.

"Xiaoyun, brother, didn't I sing well just now?" Zhou Tian looked at Tong Yuan's slightly bleak back and asked Xiao Zhao Yun beside him.

"It sounds pretty, I just don't know what my brother sings means." Xiao Zhao Yun scratched his head and said.

"I didn't understand, brother explain it to you." Zhou Tian said patiently.

"Rape a hundred times, a hundred times! What does it mean?" Xiao Zhao Yun asked in confusion.

"It means, cough cough... hurry up... bring water to my brother." Zhou Tian quickly diverted Zhao Yun's attention. This thing seemed to be not very easy to explain, especially for a five-year-old preschooler, and the child's thoughts were very feudal.

Although Xiao Zhao Yun was very curious, after Zhou Tian changed the topic, he forgot about that hundred times.

In order to divert Zhao Yun's attention, Zhou Tian took out the story in his stomach. From "Happy to Big Big Wolf" to "Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf", Zhou Tian tried his best and talked to the point of dry mouth without reservation.

As a famous general of a generation, Zhao Yun naturally had no interest in such naive stories. Instead, he was extremely interested in stories like "White Snake and Xu Xian" and "Liangshanbo and Zhu Yingtai". In the end, Zhou Tian almost told the story of "Jin Ping Mei" - do you think Zhao Yun is precocious?

"Xiaoyun, it's time to practice martial arts." Just as Zhou Tian was thinking about whether to talk about "Jin Ping Mei", Tong Yuan walked back and paid Zhao Yun out, sat next to Zhou Tian, ​​looked at Zhou Tian coldly and said, "What you said before is true."

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