Chapter 196: Flower-picking thieves
Chapter 196 The Flower Picking Thieves
The bandit leaders in Liangshan were extremely brave, and now they were full of bad water. So the revenge of Huang Bingwen was quickly completed. Not only did they lose all Huang Bingwen's family, Zhang Shun also captured Huang Bingwen himself alive, and asked Li Kui to chop it into half with an axe and take out his heart and make sober soup.
Zhou Tian was sitting in the village of Mr. Mu and was talking nonsense with the old lady. Li Kui suddenly brought a bowl of Hong's sensible things and ran in. He said to Zhou Tian happily, "Brother, I have cut Huang Bingwen's fellow man into steamed buns, and I have made his heart and soul sober soup. I almost rushed to him. I made a bowl of it and couldn't bear to drink it. I'm here to respect my brother."
"Is this what people are so tired of?!" Zhou Tian was startled when he heard Li Kui say that, and suddenly jumped up from the chair and said.
"Yes, brother, it's Huang Bingwen's guy. You don't know that he is thin and thin, but his heart is not small. He made a big pot, but we have many people, so I just snatched a bowl. Brother, try it while it's hot?" Li Kui's eyes shining, and he gestured with his hands for a moment. Huang Bingwen's heart was as big as a volleyball.
"It seems to be fatty liver..." Zhou Tian felt disgusted. Zhou Tian could do something like killing, but eating human flesh was not something Zhou Tian dared to do, this bandit was just a bandit...
Zhoutian must not dare to drink this Tang Zhoutian, but no matter how much he said it was Li Kui's intention. No matter what, Li Kui could think of himself when he encountered a good thing. Even if he didn't give him silver flowers in vain, yes, I can't make Li Kui sad, but I definitely can't drink it. Hey, Old Lady Mu is idle, and the trouble is in the east... Ah, no, I'm borrowing flowers to offer Buddha...
"Tie Niu, I'm very happy to think of my brother, brother, but you should know that respecting the elderly is a traditional virtue of our Chinese nation. So when you have good things, you must first think about the elders. Our beloved Mr. Mu is here, so that sober soup should be given to Mr. Mu." Zhou Tian held his breath and brought the sober soup in Li Kui's hand and taught him a lesson.
"Oh, I Tie Niu knows." Zhou Tian's words were absolutely followed, except for killing people and killing red eyes, and drinking so hard that he couldn't find his nose there. So Li Kui naturally nodded and said that he had no resentment for Zhou Tian's lesson.
"Old Lady Mu, I can save Brother Song Jiang this time. Thanks to my grandfather's efforts, I thank Brother Song Jiang again." This time, Mr. Mu has come here for Song Jiang, who has sacrificed his life and forced Mu Hong and Muchun to the bandits. What kind of spirit is this? This is simply a spirit of harming others and not being selfish and not being stingy. This spirit is worthy of admiration for Zhou Tian, who can afford this bowl of sobering soup made by people.
Although Mr. Mu likes to make friends with bandits and pushes his two sons into the bandits, Mr. Mu is actually a real cultural person. He has been a private school teacher for a few years and has also worked as a Baozheng. Such a cultural person trembles when facing a bowl of sober soup made of human flesh and heart.
"Old Mrs. Mu, try it..." In order not to hit Li Kui's weak heart, Zhou Tian resolutely pushed the sobering soup in his hand to Old Mrs. Mu.
"Nephew, this..." When Mrs. Mu saw Zhou Tian's sharp eyes, his heart trembled, and took Zhou Tian's sobering soup, pinched his nose and drank it...
That night, Old Lady Mu vomited and had diarrhea, and almost passed away with kicking her legs...
After learning about this, Zhou Tian felt extremely regretful and summed up a sentence with great refinement - you cannot eat fatty liver...
After Huang Bingwen was solved, the bandits of Liangshan naturally had to pack up their things and return to their bandit nests. This time, these bandits in Liangshan not only saved Song Jiang, but also strengthened the team. When they went there, they rushed to forty when they came back. There were also many bandit leaders famously joined on the road, turning the bandits, which were originally just one group, into a strengthened independent division, which was in line with the words later - a spark could set off a prairie fire, and a new star of anti-government armed forces was rising in the bandit world...
The huge team responded slowly. It took five or six days to return to Liangshan. The first thing these bandit leaders did was to queue up seats. After all, the team is big now, and there are all kinds of people in all walks of life. If the relationship is not good, it is easy to have a fight in the nest.
Song Jiang once saved Chao Gai and others' lives. If it weren't for Song Jiang, Wang Lun would probably have the final say in Liangshanbo now. Therefore, Chao Gai planned to let Song Jiang take the first place based on the principle of gratitude. Of course, to a large extent, Chao Gai was just polite.
Song Jiang is not stupid either. Although he has a little reputation in the world, he is still not as good as Chao Gai. If he wants to sit in the first seat, someone will definitely not accept it. Besides, look at Chao Gai's expression, it seems that he wants to abdicate? Well, I should just sit in the second place with a low profile. So under Song Jiang's polite refusal, Song Jiang took the second place.
As for the third and fourth positions, there is no suspense. Wu Yong's martial arts value is not very good, but his mind is very good. He is a senior intellectual in Liangshan. He is planning tasks. Wu Yong can operate the entire Liangshan bandit group. Moreover, Wu Yong is also a little famous in the world, so he sat in the third place.
Gongsun Sheng’s situation is similar to Wu Yong. He is both a veteran cadre, so there is no objection to the fourth place.
But the remaining seats are not easy to line up. I guess no one will accept anyone who puts them back. It is easy to have direct collisions between new and old forces. Such an unstable situation is something Chao Gai and Song Jiang do not want to meet.
At the critical moment, Song Jiang had to solve this problem in one sentence. Based on the principle of left and right, the original commander asked Song Jiang to arrange it on the left, and the new leader sat on the right. As for the specific position, Song Jiang adopted the delay tactic - in the future, he arranged according to the credit.
Zhou Tian didn't care about the seat at all. When everyone pretended to give in, Zhou Tian found the last seat and sat down. Well, it's the best to act low-key.
Everyone sat down, and there was a big banquet to entertain the leaders on Liangshan. During this meal, all the leaders were drunk and naturally spoke without any restraint. Especially Li Kui's big mouth, he shouted the slogan of rebellion. Zhou Tian also took the opportunity to add fuel to the fire and expressed his idea of making a banner of "doing the way for heaven".
After hearing this, the bandit leaders in Liangshan naturally applauded, but the senior management who really had a better brain like Wu Yong fell into deep thought.
After careful consideration, Chao Gai, Song Jiang, Wu Yong, and Gongsun Sheng, the four figures in the First Leadership Group, took advantage of the alcohol and decided to adopt Zhou Tian's idea and ordered the Liangshan first tailor to rush to build a banner of "playing the way for heaven". Since then, the revolutionary slogan of the anti-government armed forces in Liangshan has been determined to be "playing the way for heaven".
Zhou Tian, who saw that the great thing had been done, did not stay at this banquet for too long, and took advantage of the reason to cleanse his hands and left.
Zhou Tian’s purpose was Pan Jinlian. Wu Song said that since he left the mouth last time, Pan Jinlian has been depressed and worried, and even her appetite has been much smaller than before. She looks sick all day long.
When Wu Song told Pan Jinlian that she was like this now, Zhou Tian felt inexplicably painful. After thinking about it, he decided to come and see his "ex-wife".
Zhou Tian sneaked into the residential area on Liangshan. Pan Jinlian's house was there. Zhou Tian remembered it clearly. When he was familiar with the road, he touched Pan Jinlian's window.
Zhou Tianyi wet his fingers and quietly pierced the window paper, lying his head up, and naturally saw Pan Jinlian's pretty appearance clearly.
At this time, Pan Jinlian was as sad as Wu Song said, her eyes were filled with sadness. She bit her red lips lightly, looked at the beating oil lamp in front of her, and murmured to herself.
"Dalang, why did you leave me? Leave me alone..."
"Dalang, do you say that if you want to practice Taoism, am I not as important as your so-called Taoism..."
"Darang, where are you..."
Pan Jinlian kept repeating these words, her eyes sometimes resentful and sometimes sad. When she was flowing, she shed tears. Tears fell on the silk, and they rolled and disappeared.
"Jinlian..." Outside the window was Zhou Tian clenching his fists, but he held back his heartache and did not call out a sound.
At this moment, Zhou Tian found that there seemed to be something moving in the grass that he didn't want to do. This scared Zhou Tian. He was about to be discovered by Pan Jinlian's window, but he couldn't explain it clearly. If Wu Song knew about it, he would probably have to use a big blade to cut himself. Zhou Tian knew the boy's personality clearly.
Just when Zhou Tian was about to retreat first, a person suddenly jumped out of the grass, and rolled down and actually squatted beside Zhou Tian.
Zhou Tian was stunned and then saw clearly the other person's appearance. This saw that Zhou Tian was about one meter tall and was very scary. He was like Zhou Tian when he was Wu Dalang.
"You..." Zhou Tian saw the person, and after thinking about it, he determined the other party's identity. Who else can be so frustrated among the bandits in Liangshan, except for the short-legged tiger Wang Ying?
"Brother is the new leader, why do you like this woman?" Wang Ying turned to Pan Jinlian's window and was shocked to see Zhou Tian here. However, Wang Ying reacted very quickly, and covered Zhou Tian's long mouth and said immediately.
"Brother is..." After hearing Wang Ying's words, Zhou Tian suddenly felt nervous, feeling that something had been stolen, but then he calmed down.
"Below is Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger, who has also been on the mountain for a while. I don't know the name of his brother." Wang Ying bowed and said in a low voice.
"Say to Zhao Yun and Zhou Tian." Zhou Tian also bowed and whispered, "What did the leader Wang say just now? This woman..."
"Hehe, I, Wang Ying, are a straightforward person. I know this kind of thing, so don't pretend. But I like this woman first. If the leader Zhou wants to taste it, he must be behind me." Wang Ying smiled and regarded Zhou Tian as the same flower-picking thief as himself.
"What the leader of the king means is that he hasn't succeeded yet?" Zhou Tian subconsciously clenched his fists and said.
"Hey, brother, you just came here. Although this woman is alone, she has a powerful brother-in-law. His brother-in-law's skills are beyond the reach of ordinary people. And there is also a fat monk who also protects this woman. How can he do it in normal times?" Wang Ying also poked a hole in the window paper and looked into the room with her feet raised. "Tsk tsk, this woman looks so handsome..."
Seeing Wang Ying's lewd appearance, Zhou Tianqi didn't make a comeback and pulled Wang Ying down and said, "Since this woman has two powerful figures to protect her, how will the leader Wang succeed?"
"Hehe, isn't it just the right night?" Wang Ying was a little unhappy when Zhou Tian pulled him off, but when Zhou Tian's culture smiled, he took out a paper bag from his arms and said, "Brother, I've been waiting for this opportunity for a long time. They drink in the hall, so it's natural that I can do it. The medicine is ready and I will give it to this woman later, so I will be obedient to her service."
"Then you are not afraid that this woman will tell her that uncle and fat monk." Zhou Tian sneered.
"I'm afraid he's doing something." Wang Ying grinned, "Hehe, the rice will be cooked later. I'm sorry that this woman dare not speak out. Even if it's a word, it's fine. At most, let them fight. Should they still kill me? Maybe they will marry this woman to me. I heard that this woman's original husband was a man about the same height as me, and my appearance is much stronger. If I follow me, I can't lose her. Hehe, I'll be a god tonight..."
"I'm afraid I can't do what you wish today..." Zhou Tian could no longer hold back when he heard Wang Ying's words. After the huge force was used, he punched the opponent out.
"What are you doing?" Wang Ying obviously didn't expect that Zhou Tian would suddenly take action, and after he was shot out with blood, he covered his chest and asked loudly.
"It's nothing, I just don't like you..." Zhou Tian used his light body technique and rushed towards Wang Ying. Zhou Tian's punch just now used 80% of his strength, but he didn't expect that Wang Ying was so resistant to being beaten. After being knocked away by his punch, he could still question himself with full energy.
"Murder, help..." Seeing Zhou Tian rushing towards him, Wang Ying was shocked. He endured the severe pain in his chest and turned around and shouted and wanted to escape.
However, Wang Ying, a short boy, has short legs, and how could he be as good as Zhou Tian who used the light body technique. He was caught up by Zhou Tian before running two steps. However, Wang Ying was not an ordinary person. When he felt a chill behind his neck, Wang Ying turned over and rolled up from the ground, avoiding Zhou Tian's grab.
"Wang Ying, what are you doing here?" When Wang Ying ran to the door of Pan Jinlian's yard, he happened to run into Wu Song and was bounced back. When Wu Song saw that it was Wang Ying, he knew the purpose of the other party coming here. When Wang Ying just went up the mountain, he saw Pan Jinlian's presumptuous appearance, so he kept dreaming of a toad eating swans. After entanglement, he wanted to use strength, but Wu Song discovered it. At that time, Wu Song almost chopped up Wang Ying, but Wu Song let Wang Ying go with it after Chao Gai's persuasion. However, Wang Ying never gave up on Pan Jinlian, and it was because of this that Wu Song came back to take a look at him before the banquet ended.
"I..." Wang Ying turned around and looked at Zhou Tian and said in a panic. "I saw someone sneaking into here, so I followed him and found that the man was squatting under the window of Mrs. Wu and peeking sneakily. So I wanted to stop him, but I didn't expect that the man's kung fu was important. I was beaten and ran away by him, but I met you, brother." Wang Ying's head was flexible. After thinking, he put the name of the flower-picking thief on Zhou Tian's head, but he himself made it clear.
"You are indeed not a good person. No wonder you always ask about my sister-in-law at the foot of the mountain. I guess I learned from the other people that my sister-in-law is beautiful, so I became evil and wanted to commit adultery. Humph, Wu Song and you are unwilling to give up on this matter." Although Wu Song was not as stupid as Li Kui, he was also a naughty man. He believed it after someone said a few words. He waved the Park knife in his hand and slashed at Zhou Tian.
Wu Song had been practicing Kung Fu in Shaolin Temple for seven or eight years. Needless to say, his strength was extraordinary, and he could not compare with Li Kui. Seeing Wu Song rushing towards him, Zhou Tian quickly used the light body technique to dodge and explained, "Brother, don't be deceived by this Wang Ying, he is the one who wants to commit adultery."
Wu Song obviously didn't believe Zhou Tian's explanation. It was because Zhou Tian always showed a lewd expression when he asked Pan Jinlian at the foot of the mountain. Just that expression, coupled with the place where Zhou Tian appeared now, and what Wang Ying said, it would be strange if Wu Song could believe Zhou Tian.
"You are still quibbling, then tell me what you are doing in my sister-in-law's yard. Don't say that you are like Wang Ying, you have come in to see someone sneaking here." Wu Song waved the Park Knife in his hand, and his moves were all aimed at Zhou Tian's vital point.
"This is the reality." Zhou Tian felt so frustrated. How good is this reason? Why don't you let me say it?
"Hmph, what's wrong with me Wu Erlang?" Wu Song sneered, and the sword moves in his hand became even more fierce.
Zhou Tian saw that Wu Song had to take him out of nothing, but Zhou Tian must not sit still and wait for death. He dodged Wu Song's Pu Knife and picked up the bamboo pole on the fence of the courtyard, intending to subdue Wu Song's uniform first and then explain in detail.
Chapter completed!