Chapter 194: It's so hard to make it~

After Li Kui asked, Dai Zong realized that he had burped and swallowed the venison meat in his mouth, and ran out of the temple.

"It's so amazing." Dai Zong rushed to Zhou Tian, ​​who was hanging on the jujube tree, and looked at Zhou Tian's right leg swinging at high speed as if he was looking at a baby. He couldn't help but make a sound from his mouth. "I can actually activate the armored horse for the first time. Tsk tsk, it's really a god..."

"Director, don't watch it happen. This tree branch is almost unable to hold on. If you don't stop for me, maybe you will have to go to Suzhou next time when you see me." Zhou Tian looked at Dai Zong and the other person in a daze, and couldn't help but remind him, "Okay, you have started researching with that person, I can't stand it..."

"Well, okay..." Dai Zong recited a few spells and tapped on Zhou Tian's legs casually. After Dai Zong's point, Zhou Tian's right leg swing slowed down, but he could not really stop.

"Director, can you help me to the end? Stop it completely?" Although Zhou Tian's legs had not stopped swinging completely, he was able to stand firm from the ground, but he still had to keep the golden rooster independent.

"Brother Zhou Tian, ​​you can't eat meat before performing body shape skills, otherwise the control of this magical technique will be greatly reduced. We just finished eating venison, so we can't completely stop my brother's magical technique." Dai Zong explained, looking at Zhou Tian's cramped right leg.

"Then the dean teaches me the method of controlling the magical movement, I'll try it myself." Okay, you have to avoid eating a magical movement, but I just now had a horse that was urged by venison. Zhou Tian estimated that the ward offense was limited to low-level immortal fate. I think that the body of immortal spirits like my life should not be avoided.

"Brother, listen..." Since the armor and horses have been made, it doesn't matter if the method of controlling the armor and horses is taught. If you can pass on the magical technique, even if you are worthy of the Taoist priest at the time, Dai Zong taught Zhou Tian the control technique of the magical technique.

"It's so simple..." Zhou Tian suddenly realized when he heard Dai Zong's words, and the spiritual power on his body began to flow. The armored horse fell off under the circulation of Zhou Tian's spiritual power, and then turned into a fire and disappeared.

"The thing about feelings is similar to my talisman, it's all one-time." Zhou Tian was relieved when he saw his right leg stop, but the influence of the magic technique was still there - he was still shaking with that.

"Brother Zhou Tian, ​​what's wrong with your legs?" At this time, Li Kui, who was drinking, walked out of the temple staggeringly. Seeing Zhou Tian's right leg and twitching, he couldn't help but point and ask.

"This is a sequelae of cerebral thrombosis, you don't understand..."

"So that's it, my brother is so educated..."

After learning the magic exercises, the three of them ate another drink. Seeing that Zhou Tian was getting late, they took Li Kui and Dai Zong to say goodbye.

That kid Li Kui is rich now, so he is naturally a little more addicted to gambling. After talking to Zhou Tian, ​​he went to the gambling house with a stinky feet and went to the gambling house with a happy and happy life. Zhou Tian bought a piece of braised venison for Song Jiang and then returned to his luxurious standard room.

"Tsk tsk, the thousand-year-old ginseng is exactly the same as the one recorded in the Book of Heaven." Zhou Tian took out the Korean ginseng that he got today, which was similar to the radish, and looked at it carefully.

This thousand-year-old ginseng is the main medicine for the simplest spiritual enhancement pills recorded in the Book of Heaven. Zhou Tian’s cultivation is not slow to improve, but it is far worse than when he was practicing while taking drugs. Therefore, Zhou Tian’s head naturally had the idea of ​​refining spiritual enhancement pills, but the materials required for spiritual increase pills are very precious. With the financial resources of the two small forces controlled by Zhou Tian, ​​even if Ma Wu and Zhao Laosi were tied together, they could not afford a thousand-year-old ginseng. And the most important thing is that this thousand-year-old ginseng is still priceless, so when Zhou Tian saw that the golden man had such a thing in his hand, he naturally had to buy it for a large price.

After this incident, Zhou Tian felt that it was good to collect some rare materials in later generations when he traveled through time in ancient times, but now there is a problem that is more troublesome - his Qiankun Ruyi bag is too damn small, like a wallet, at most a ginseng, and the box is not included. It is just such a small bag, even if Zhou Tian can get a lot of medicinal materials, he can't get it back. The only way is to collect the materials and quickly refine it into elixirs, but in this case, the problem comes again - where to find the alchemy guys? You must know that the alchemy furnace is not easy to find even in ancient times when the alchemy industry is prosperous. Moreover, every time I travel to a place, I have to solve the problem of food and clothing first, so how can I have free time to refine elixirs?

After sighing helplessly, Zhou Tian put away the Korean ginseng, took out a stack of paper, and started to make talismans. After Song Jiang finished writing the anti-poem in the past two days, the bandits on the Liang would rob the court. He would definitely have to help him. Although it was not dangerous, he would be prepared in advance. What if something like a flagpole fell and smashed his head? By the way, he had to make a talisman for Li Kui...

Zhou Tian spent this night in a busy life, so naturally the talisman was filled with a full bag. As long as there was no major incident, Zhou Tian could use it for the New Year...

The next day, Song Jiang, who had no diarrhea all night, felt that he would no longer be able to control himself, so he wanted to ask Zhou Tian to visit Jiangzhou City together, but Zhou Tian refused on the grounds that he was overwhelmed with venison yesterday. Because of his own reasons, the problem of diarrhea was cured in advance, which laid a good foundation for him to write anti-poems. If Zhou Tian wanted to wander with Song Jiang, he would not be right. He felt that the Song Dynasty was very harmonious and he would not write anti-poems, so Zhou Tian had nowhere to cry. Therefore, Zhou Tian felt that he should be far away from Song Jiang these days, and that he should not delay other people's great idea of ​​writing anti-poems.

Song Jiang did not disappoint Zhou Tian's expectations. On the third day, Dai Zong hurriedly ran in from outside the prison and said to Song Jiang who was drinking with Zhou Tian, ​​"Brother, do you know that you have caused a big disaster."

Song Jiang was startled by Dai Zong's hurried look. He heard Dai Zong's words again and stood up and said, "Brother, please tell me in detail." Song Jiang has not been very peaceful since he killed Yan Poxi. He finally lived a leisurely and leisurely life with wine and meat for two days. Why did he get into trouble again?

Dai Zong was so anxious that he was so nervous that he felt nervous that he took a sip of wine and said, "Did you go to the Xunyang Tower a few days ago and write a poem upstairs?"

Song Jiang nodded and said, "It seems that there is. I was idle in my stomach that day. I wanted to invite my brother Zhou Tian to visit Jiangzhou with me, but I didn't expect that my brother Zhou Tian had itchy body. Later, I went to look for you, but I couldn't find it. So I went to Xunyang Tower to drink a few glasses of wine, and then I forgot what happened. It seemed that I really wrote a poem, but it was just a crazy talk after drinking, and I forgot it completely."

"You're in trouble, you're writing random words, and you're writing anti-poems. Nowadays, no one cares about writing small advertisements, but writing anti-poems can't be done!" Zhou Tian naturally knew about this for a long time, but when he heard the anxious conversation between the two, he had to show his worry.

"Brother, it was your poem that caused a big disaster. Now the prefect has sent a decent person to arrest you. I just calmed down and came to report to you!" Dai Zong slapped his thigh and said in pain. Obviously, he had some resentment about Song Jiang's scribbling indiscriminate paintings. Isn't this causing trouble for himself?

"It's over, it's over, my life is over!" Song Jiang was naturally panicked when he heard this, and sat back on the stool in desolate expression, his face turned pale and trembled - the bandit leader was also afraid of death.

"Brother, I have a way to solve this disaster now." Dai Zong turned his eyes. As a civil servant who has been working for many years and deceived the superiors and concealed the superiors and subordinates, he has a lot of experience.

"What's the point? Brother, save me." Song Jiang widened his eyes and grabbed the last life-saving straw.

"Brother, you can mess up your hair, spill your shit and urine on the ground, roll in and roll, pretending to be crazy, and then you can just say a fool after drinking." The civil servant is a civil servant, and the idea that came up with, tsk--it's so filthy.

"Brother's words are great kind!" Song Jiang did not delay. After Dai Zong left, he started to operate. It happened that the inventory in the cleansing place yesterday had not yet been dumped, so Song Jiang used it all.

"Brother, is it enough? I have something new here." Zhou Tian covered his nose and said carelessly.

"Enough is enough, just right..." Song Jiang replied.

"Brother, I think you should stuff it into your mouth, it's more realistic..." Zhou Tian said with an idea.

"Good solution..." Song Jiang was so panicked... No, he said very moved. He was the real brother who was still unwilling to leave and gave him advice at this time.

After listening to Zhou Tian’s suggestion, Song Jiang really made something yellow and white into his mouth. What does it mean in Northeastern dialect? That’s so exciting~ nausea...

As soon as Song Jiang was fully armed, Dai Zong came with a group of yamen runners.

"Who is the new Song Jiang?" Dai Zong has a good acting skills. He was like a brother just now, and he was able to pretend to be the first time he met.

"It's that crazy man, sir, get him away quickly. You don't know, that man is so crazy that he rolls in his shit and urine, and eats shit and urine as platinum." Dai Zong and Zhou Tian also had to play a supporting role in acting. He complained to Song Jiang, who was making feces with a fierce manure.

"You are Song Jiang." Dai Zong asked Song Jiang with a very professional squint.

"What kind of bird man are you? You call me by my name. I am the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor. My father-in-law asked me to lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to kill you, Jiangzhou, King Yan Luo is the vanguard, and the five generals will join me, and they will have a golden seal with me, weighing more than 800 kilograms. Kill such a bird man like you!" Song Jiang is also a professional actor. I remember this line so familiar, it really looks like that.

"Is he a madman? Let's tie it up first." Dai Zong turned his eyes and said to the men next to him.

Several men did not dare to take action, of course they were not afraid of Song Jiang, but because Song Jiang was covered in shit and urine, and he was full of armed words, who dared to get started? However, because of Zhou Tian's existence, the men looked at each other and looked at Zhou Tian in one go, shouting at Zhou Tian, ​​"Go!"

Just kidding, I was afraid of being dirty too, so Zhou Tian quickly said, "This man is crazy, and it's useless to catch him. Why don't you report this matter first and then arrest him again, so as not to dirty your hands."

"Yes!" Dai Zong nodded and deliberately said loudly, "This man is crazy, even if he catches him, it's useless. Let's go back and report it first before the prefect decides."

These men were afraid of getting covered in feces, so they agreed with Dai Zong's proposal. Several people responded and rushed out of the prison after Dai Zong was impatient.

"I can live..." Seeing Dai Zong and others leaving, Song Jiang sat on the ground and gasped. It was really a hard work to eat manure...

"Don't be too happy too early..." Zhou Tian didn't dare to get too close to Song Jiang, so he went out to the cell for breathing under the reason of letting the air.

After a while, Dai Zong brought the people back, but this time the men learned to be smart and got a basket. When they saw Song Jiang, they put it in the basket without saying a word. Before leaving, Dai Zong had to shake his head and smile bitterly at Zhou Tian. It seemed that Song Jiang had eaten the manure of a boy in vain. Alas, Song Jiang had made it bitter. Only he himself could experience the taste of it...

"If you eat shit, you will be the best person. The bandit leader is not that easy to behave..." Zhou Tian saw that Song Jiang was carried away by someone in a basket, so he left the prison and went to the gambling house with a strong smell of smelly feet in Jiangzhou City to find Li Kui. Zhou Tian was not trying to persuade Li Kui to rob the prison, but planned to let Li Kui take care of Song Jiang. Song Jiang's smell was too strong and he probably couldn't stand it. Li Kui, who has been influenced by smelly feet all year round, should like...

After making money, Li Kui slept in the gambling house these days. He hugged a pile of gold and threw it into the gambling house all day long. He became a boy who was a scattered money that people liked in the gambling house. As a result, the traffic of the gambling house increased sharply during the period when Li Kui entered, becoming the most lively gathering place on this street. When Zhou Tian went, Li Kui was following the scattered money. There were only three left in the twenty gold bars. Many scattered people who won gold were washed away from their hands. They relied on Li Kui's gold bars to become the business owner of their duties, promoted the development of business in the Song Dynasty, and laid a solid foundation for the emergence of capitalism in the middle and late Ming Dynasty - this is really nonsense!

"Tieniu, you are still betting here, something happened to Brother Song Jiang." Zhou Tian entered the gambling hall with a strong smell of smelly feet and grabbed Li Kui's neck and shouted.

"Don't touch me, wait until I finish the bets..." Li Kui pulled his body, but found that he couldn't move at all. When he turned around, he saw that it was Zhou Tian. He was shocked and quickly said, "It turned out to be Brother Zhou Tian, ​​hehe, what did your brother say just now." In Li Kui's eyes, Zhou Tian not only had good skills, but also gave him money to spend itchy feet, but more importantly, he cured his itchy feet, so Li Kui was very respectful to Zhou Tian.

"What happened to Brother Song Jiang, let the government arrest you. Come back with me and have a look!" Zhou Tian let go of Li Kui's hand and repeated.

"What!" Li Kui jumped up and shouted, "Which dog official dares to catch Brother Song Jiang, whom I Tie Niu admire the most, wait for me to chop him."

"Don't say it's useless!" Zhou Tian patted Li Kui's head and said, "Hurry up and follow me to the prison cell to take care of Brother Song Jiang. Maybe Brother Song Jiang will be back by this time."

Li Kui dared not to listen to Zhou Tian's words, and he didn't want the money in his hand, so he followed Zhou Tian back to the cell.

When Li Kui and Zhou Tian returned to the cell, Song Jiang, who was beaten to the board, was already lying in his own luxurious room. The standard room had been cleaned and Song Jiang changed his clothes. However, at this moment, Song Jiang's butt was beaten to blood and could not touch anyone at all, so the bath was definitely not washed, and the smell of feces on his body could not be removed. Dai Zongzheng, who was applying medicine to Song Jiang, was so dizzy that he was dizzy and his words were a little unscrupulous.

"Dean, what's going on..." Zhou Tian asked.

Dai Zong sighed and shook his head, "This matter is not easy to deal with. My brother has admitted to writing anti-poetry, but I am afraid it will be a little bit bad." Dai Zong put down the medicine bottle in his hand and said to Zhou Tian and Li Kui, "The prefect asked me to go to Tokyo to deliver a letter now. My brother's affairs must be decided after I come back. It takes a day and a night to go to Tokyo, so I have to rely on two more people to take care of my brother."

"What are you saying? Brother Song Jiang is my real brother. Don't worry, I will take good care of you." Li Kui agreed very simply, but Dai Zong ignored him at all. Li Kui is a fool. What if he takes care of Song Jiang to death?

"Don't worry, Brother Gongming will entrust me to you." Zhou Tian also responded.

Seeing Zhou Tian agreeing, Dai Zong felt relieved and packed up his things and was about to leave. However, he reminded Zhou Tian, ​​"Tie Niu loves drinking and causing trouble. At this time, nothing can happen. Therefore, brothers Zhou Tian, ​​Tie Niu also rely on you to discipline him."

"You don't worry about me. At worst, I won't drink anymore." Li Kui also has self-esteem, afraid that I will cause trouble if I drink, so I won't drink anymore. Humph, I look down on me, right?

"Yeah, this is the best." Dai Zong nodded, put on his armor and used the magical movement technique, and disappeared in front of everyone.

"Tie Niu, take care of Brother Song Jiang first, I'll get some medicine for Brother Song Jiang." Zhou Tian felt uncomfortable when he saw Song Jiang and the others humming constantly. He planned to get him a talisman and cure the injury first. Of course, he can take a bath after healing the injury, otherwise his luxurious standard room would also smell bad.

"Brother, bear it first, I'll go get medicine now." Zhou Tian said to Song Jiang, and then left Song Jiang's room as if flying.
Chapter completed!