Follow Qin Shihuang on a tour, and then run back to Xianyang Palace to take a foot binding cloth to hand in the mission. This is definitely the second-to-last bad result. (The worst result is that Zhou Tian followed Qin Shihuang on a tour, and then got angry on the way and was knocked off. Due to the pig's feet halo, this possibility is not considered here). The best result is that before Qin Shihuang went on a tour, he took a shower and then changed a foot binding cloth. Finally, Zhou Tian took the foot binding cloth that Qin Shihuang changed and handed over to hand in the mission.

However, Qin Shihuang's tour was so urgent that Qin Shihuang had just ordered that he was ready to go on a tour the next day. Taking a bath was a very troublesome thing, so the matter of going on a tour was omitted by Qin Shihuang. So the final result was that if Zhou Tian wanted to get Qin Shihuang's foot binding cloth, he had to follow Qin Shihuang on a tour.

When Qin Shihuang went on a tour, he naturally had to bring some close ministers. Li Si and Hu Hai were naturally inevitable. In addition to these two people, Meng Tian’s younger brother Meng Yi (Dream Nourishing Dream?) also called Qin Shihuang.

Li Si and Hu Hai have a good relationship with Zhao Gao. If he had made a foot binding cloth from Qin Shihuang's business, these two people would have been invisible. However, Meng Yi was different. According to Zhao Gao's secret treasure record, Meng Yi was extremely inconsistent with him. I guess no matter what he stole from Qin Shihuang, Meng Yi would have a crime of rebellion.

If he wanted to steal the foot binding cloth, the most saddest hurdle was Meng Yi. However, as a treacherous minister, Zhao Gao naturally had many confidants beside Qin Shihuang, and Meng Yi, who wanted to send him away, was not helpless.

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Qin Shihuang's trip was a big show. There were no less than five thousand people accompanying him. From a distance, it was vast and like a Japanese sweeping...

After the entire ceremonial war set out from Xianyang, he went straight to the south based on the principle of first south, then north, left, west, and east. The first stop of his trip was called Yunmeng, which was not close to Xianyang. Originally, where Qin Shihuang went had little to do with Zhou Tian. As long as Zhou Tian got his foot binding cloth, it would be done. However, Zhou Tian found out from his eyeliner that Qin Shihuang actually planned to take a bath and change clothes when he arrived in Yunmeng. According to the speed of the ceremonial war, it would take at least one and a half months to reach Yunmeng. In other words, if Zhou Tian had to wait for Qin Shihuang to change his foot binding cloth himself, he would have to wait for a month and a half.

Zhou Tian didn't have the time to wait, so if he wanted to get Qin Shihuang's foot binding cloth, he had to do it himself. As the eunuch who Qin Shihuang was most favored, Zhao Gao naturally had many opportunities to contact Qin Shihuang. However, he deliberately avoided Qin Shihuang these days, so he did not meet Qin Shihuang often.

I was afraid of seeing Qin Shihuang before, but now the situation is different. Although I am afraid now, I have to move on Qin Shihuang.

There are two reasons why Qin Shihuang didn’t like to take a bath and change clothes. First, Qin Shihuang was too busy with government affairs and did everything himself. Therefore, there was naturally not much free time, and he had to solve necessary physiological problems such as eating, drinking, defecation, urination, and sleep during his spare time. (The time is even less than enough when encountering constipation). Therefore, the first reason why Qin Shihuang did not like to take a bath can be attributed to not having time. The second reason is that Qin Shihuang’s health is extremely poor, and he basically caught a cold after getting a little water, so under normal circumstances, Qin Shihuang did not take the initiative to take a bath. The so-called foot binding cloth in the Qin Dynasty was actually basically similar to the current pants, so if he didn’t take a bath, Qin Shihuang didn’t like to change his pants very much. Of course, if there was a little diarrhea on these pants, it would be different. For example, diarrhea...

Zhou Tian originally wanted to make a rotten watermelon for Qin Shihuang, but after searching for it for a long time, Zhou Tian found that the watermelon thing seemed to have not been transmitted from the Western Regions during the Qin Dynasty.

In addition to watermelon, there are two other things called diarrhea medicine, one is a rotten banana in Taiwan (this can be ignored), and the other is Croton.

However, Zhou Tian probably couldn't get these two things. For the sake of the present, there was only one way to get Qin Shihuang's diarrhea - let the cook cook fry the dishes to a little raw. In this case, with Qin Shihuang's small glass physique, it would be a common thing to get a stomachache, and if you do this, you wouldn't be afraid that others would find out.

There is not much time, so I have been wandering around the kitchen truck these two days and Sundays. If you want to do something, in addition to understanding the situation of the kitchen truck, you must also grasp the opportunity.

On a stormy morning, Zhou Tian sneaked into the kitchen car. At this time, there was no one in the kitchen car, so he was naturally not afraid of others discovering it. Zhou Tian’s plan was very simple. As long as the firewood wet for cooking, the rice he made would probably not be too familiar. Therefore, although this plan seemed extremely difficult and required great wisdom to complete, in fact, it could solve the problem by urinating. Moreover, it rained a lot today, and the firewood was a little wet, which would not attract much attention.

After wet the firewood, the rest is waiting. Judging from Qin Shihuang's physique, after eating uncooked rice, I guess there should be a reaction in the afternoon.

Sure enough, the bumps on the carriage, plus the lunch meal, finally made Qin Shihuang, who was already weak, unable to hold on. During a slightly bigger bump, a crackling sound came from Qin Shihuang's carriage, and then he heard Qin Shihuang's painful moans.

"It's done" After hearing Qin Shihuang's moans, Zhao Gao, as the most beloved eunuch of Qin Shihuang, resolutely rushed into Qin Shihuang's carriage.

Zhou Tian, ​​who was already prepared, naturally put on his nose, so after rushing into the carriage, he still remained calm in the face of the rolling stench emitted by Qin Shihuang, and looked loyal.

However, Zhou Tian was disappointed that there was something like a spittoon in Qin Shihuang's carriage, and the spittoon was still very close to Qin Shihuang. Therefore, Zhou Tian's plan failed and the emperor's shit did not fall on the foot binding cloth. In this case, it would be unlikely that Qin Shihuang would change the foot binding cloth.

But Zhou Tian was not discouraged. Humph, you can only get your stomach up once, but I can't do it every time you take off your pants so timely. I'm exhausted today.

After leaving the carriage, Zhou Tian acted like a waiter. Even if you don’t pull it today, you can still guarantee that you won’t pull it in the future. We will have a long way to go.

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Sorry, everyone, this chapter is a bit disgusting. We strongly criticize Zhou Tian’s behavior of waiting for shit.

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Chapter completed!