69. Chapter 69 Buddha jumps over the wall with delicious food in the world

Author: Rotating Mushroom Puppet

Chapter 69 Buddha Jumps over the Wall with Delicious Food in the World

"I have eaten more pig-killing feasts than you have ever seen. I grew up watching butchers slaughter pork, so I remember some of it. Besides, your brother Le and I are invincible in my hands-on skills. It's just half a dead pig. It's rare."

Down with me?"

Zhou Le has a bone-cutting knife in his right hand and a small sharp knife in his left hand. His movements look quite skillful.

All I can say is that he has some talent for killing pigs.

Liu Huaxian was dazzled by what he saw, and his admiration for Zhou Le deepened.

He said: "Brother, you are really good at doing things."

"Of course. Growing up, I have never lost a fight."

Zhou Le chopped with a thumping sound.

Liu Huaxian tilted his head, what does "hands on" mean in Chinese?

Chen He couldn't sleep at all, it was too noisy.

I turned over and saw that Huang Lei was sleeping with noise-canceling earplugs next to him. He was sleeping soundly.

Chen He had an idea and took off his headphones.

Then... Huang Lei woke up, shocked by the sound of Zhou Le chopping bones, and looked at the smiling Chen He speechlessly.

He stood up and was about to go out and curse, but when he saw Zhou Le undressing the pork, he had nothing to say. After all, he was the one who asked Zhou Le to untie the pork... and he did it so well.

Okay, no one should sleep.

Chen He also got up, holding his hands and watching Zhou Le solve the pork puzzle: "Other people's idols solve equations and solve lantern riddles. It's better for you to solve the pork puzzle."

He Jiong praised: "It's absolutely amazing. This is also a very colorful scene in the history of variety shows, right?"

Liu Huaxian: "I want to learn them all."

Huang Lei: "In ancient times, there was a cook who untied an ox, and now there is a Zhou Le who untied a pig. Haha, it's really good."

It's not that celebrities can't do their jobs, the main thing is that Zhou Le, you are too professional in your work.

Zhou Le: "I'm just ordinary, but I have a strong learning ability."

Pig: You are noble~

Chen He said casually: "Such a silky decomposition process, it would be a waste if it didn't have a song. Let's play one."

Liu Huaxian immediately brought the violin and prepared to accompany him.

Zhou Le: "Ah? What are you singing?"

He was taking out the pig's leg, and used a small sharp knife to make a circle along the pig's buttocks. The tip of the knife penetrated into the hip joint and removed the thigh perfectly.

Chen He: "You can just sing casually, why don't you write a new song now?"

Zhou Le was focused on solving the problem of pigs and didn't quite hear clearly: "New song? If it's a new song..."

After a pause, Zhou Le cut the pig thighs open, removed the bones, and then opened his mouth to sing, a new song he had carefully prepared for a certain unnamed teacher Ye Heying:

Let me be a wanderer in the world after growing up for three thousand years

Even if I am Populus euphratica from KS Gar

I will also search for you carefully for centuries

Find you in the cycle of life

I'm not afraid of rain, wind, sun, or being hurt by desert wind and sand

Let my heart be exposed to the sun and express my love to you

I would rather my body be weathered by the years

I also want you to feel my true love

The sound of cicadas.

The sound of chopping bones.

There is also Zhou Le’s singing voice.

This sudden new song confused the four people in Mushroom House.

Huang Lei was shocked and looked at He Jiong.

He finally understood why Lao He came forward to help Zhou Le ease the relationship with Manguo, and he also began to understand why his daughter was so obsessed with Zhou Le. This guy was too outrageous.

Chen He raised his eyebrows and rubbed his arms: "My hairs stood on end as I sang. Is this a song? This is a sung poem!"

Liu Huaxian's expressive ability is almost meaningless: "It sounds great! Chinese is so beautiful!"

Zhou Le: "Of course, Hua Liu is the coolest!"

Then everyone started chatting about this song, and they were full of praise for Zhou Le's new song.

Zhou Le asked with a smile: "Is this song advanced?"

Liu Huaxian praised wildly: "High-end! Very high-end! Blah blah blah..."

He Jiong suppressed a laugh. He probably knew which program this song was going to be sung on. Zhou Le was really arrogant.

Soon, Zhou Le had finished the pork under the witness of everyone. Huang Lei said that the pig feet were left to stew the soybeans at night, the ribs were put in the refrigerator, and the two pork leg bones were cooked into soup to make Buddha Jump over the Wall, and the rest was divided into three parts.

Use finger-wide strips of meat to make bacon.

A lot of corn has been chopped, enough to buy ingredients and wine, so the task this afternoon is to make bacon together.

Zhou Le will definitely not be able to do it all by himself.

With more people and greater strength, we finished cooking the bacon in the middle of the afternoon, and then Huang Lei cooked while the others took turns taking a shower.

Zhou Le also killed the fish and prepared to make boiled fish fillets.

He Jiong wiped his hair and complained to Chen He: "Look, I'm doing the work myself."

Chen He smiled bitterly: "It's true that this show of yours is poisonous, and so am I. I just said I won't do the work, but I did it without knowing it."

Zhou Le not only filled out the fish, but also cooked the boiled fish right next to Huang Lei.

Everyone was amazed.

Huang Lei said: "This guy can even stir-fry the ingredients for hot pot. What does it mean to boil fish in a pot of water?"

He Jiong: "You are still watching "Happy Boys" at your age?"

Huang Lei smiled fondly: "Xi Xi likes to watch it. When I have nothing to do at home, I watch it with my daughter for a while. Then I saw a shameless person frying hot pot ingredients on the show. I almost died laughing."

Chen He: "Within three years of cerebral thrombosis, you will never be able to do such a thing!"

Put the food on the table and cook.

Zhou Le first brought a bowl of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall: "Huhu~suck...ha~"

satisfy.

This soup is amazing!!

Huang Lei smiled kindly and looked at Zhou Le: "Are you satisfied? Teacher Zhou Le."

Zhou Le was completely relieved, and the arrogance and hostility he felt when he first entered the entertainment industry immediately dissipated: "I thought you could cook just as a persona, but I didn't expect you to be so good. This soup is so delicious! It's so good.

So fresh!”

Chen He said: "You're kidding, this is like Buddha jumping over the wall!"

He Jiong: "We have two meals in two days, which is really luxurious."

Chen He complained: "We broke off the corn that Buddha jumped over the wall in the two crucial meals. He didn't break any corn. Why?"

Zhou Le: "With the mosaic on your face."

Chen He suddenly stopped and said, "You're crazy! How could I know you?"

Zhou Le is not without emotional intelligence, he just doesn't show his emotional intelligence easily. At this time, the program team also asked the program team to remove the mosaic on Chen He's face, so that he finally had a face again.

As soon as the meal was finished, Liu Huaxian became drunk and silently ran to sleep alone.

Because a pound of rice wine was added to Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, Dahua was overwhelmed by the alcohol.

The other four were very strong in drinking, and they were still drinking even when the food was cold. They no longer drank beer at this time, but had already replaced it with white beer.

Chen He got high and started to reveal embarrassing things about Deng Chao being drunk at RB.

"...Sun Li, I feel so uncomfortable. I really want to vomit. He just vomited and pooped at the RB airport all morning. I'm so sad, I'm going to die. It hurts so much, hahaha..."

Zhou Ledu burst out laughing and lay down on the terrace of the pergola.

Chen He: "Brother Chao can really make me laugh forever. Have you ever encountered anything funny while drinking?"

Zhou Le said: "Yes, yes! It's fun when Gunaliza is drunk."
To be continued...